One day I woke up so bright and early
Wanting to turn my straight hair to curly
But then my iron almost went up in flame
It had sparks exploding, and I was to blame
So I quickly went onto the web (chas veshalom,
whenever I go on, I’m sure to do kaparos)
And the internet’s distracting, know all folk
So after looking for why it broke
I decided hey, wouldn’t it be fun
To interact with everyone
To make an account on the Coffeeroom?
I didn’t realize that would be my doom
So instead of doing homework now
I’m sitting and writing, and this is how
My straight A’s are becoming C’s
Coffee is giving me shaky knees
Cuz I have no time to sleep anymore
(except in class. there i can snore)
Ok that’s it. I feel that’s enough.
Time to get back to real life stuff.