if cigarettes you like to toke
question health scares as just a joke
well, heres the answer
they sure cause cancer
don’t let your life go up in smoke
When you race for a subway seat
a dirty trick that can’t be beat
is sneeze and cough
to scare ’em off
and garlic breath’s an added treat
A general named George A. Custer
was arrogant and full of bluster
His Waterloo?
he dissed the Sioux
Now he’s a scalpless injun buster