It is a matter of great pride
That to all limerickers I confide
I have found a good place
In the thread thats most ace
I no longer just look from outside
The posters in this Limerick race
Show a really advanced knowledge base
So I’m happy it to promote
Though the last ones I wrote
Were just after my school relay race!
Its now like a proper affliction
And I hope this wont cause family friction
Cos I cant get enough
Like tobacco or snuff
I’ve developed a real addiction
I have stopped all my work philanthropic
And started to seach microscopic
For limericks that click
Like a conjuring trick
Keeping this the top discussion topic!
I do exaggerate just a bit
Cos it doesnt take long to submit
A few short words of verse
In which I can disperse
A few lines of rhyme complete with wit!
*Phew!*