In the unfortunate absence of Minyan Gal, (where are you?), Minyan Guy will have to step in so here goes:
In the sedras of ???? and ????
The jews had a ????? ?????
??? went to the nile
And ???? he did rile
When he asked to be let out ?????
In this weeks sedra called Bo
He again asked “Let my people go”
Cos if you dont then takker
You’ll receive another makka
But the stubbon king just said “NO!”
So H’ sent in swarms of locust
that covered th ground like dust
They came with a gale
Eating what remained from the hail
???? said Please remove them, you must
So ??? davenned and they went
and ???? he tried to repent
But he could play no more part
cos H’ hardened his heart
So to free the Jews he could not consent
Next came darkness – no sun’s rays
And beleive me it was more than a haze
The dark they could feel
It was such a big deal
That no Mitzri could move for 3 days
FInally ??? did warn
Of the killing of every 1st born
Bloody doorposts showed whose
Were the homes of the Jews
Every Mitzri, even ????, did mourn
???? ran out in his night dress
But couldnt find ???’s address
SO the kids they did play
Sending ???? astray
They had fun with his Royal Highness
Suddenely ??? he found
But when he said GO NOW, ??? frowned
They went only next morning
???? chased without warning
And into the Yam Suf they drowned
The lesson from all this is clear
At my limerick dont sneer but cheer
Writing this is gr8 fun
SO come on everyone
But please dont put it off till next year!