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Shticky Guy
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I remember Purim in my Yeshiva days

Nothing people said could us faze

Cos we bochurim knew best

So to hell with the rest

We continued with our rowdy ways

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We felt that we bochurim were elite

So we behaved as we wished in the street

Purim was all about us

So why did guys make a fuss

If we were drunk and made children retreat

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All was muttar cos we were not boys but men

But when we looked thru Purim pictures in our den

We saw guys lying in vomit

Like they’d come from another comet

And we vowed that we’d never do it again

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As Hashem’s sons we hadnt behaved

We had acted too wild and depraved

To shout and to jeer

To jump up and to snear

It wasnt the result we had craved

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So in future Purims we acted

In a way that was much less distracted

We still always had a blast

Our fun was still unsurpassed

But from everyone else’s day we hadnt detracted