I think that chayav inish the alcoholic
Was having a bit of a frolic
What is (s)he really
A bochur or a Bubby
When (s)he posts in those lims astronomic
(S)he earned the sub name of Tipsy
By posting like a wild gypsy
But a woman I think
Should change her best drink
To Evian, 7 Up or Pepsi
Is (s)he a super pretender
When (s)he writes as from the other gender
Its not what (s)he depicted
When I thought (s)he’s addicted
To whiskey. I dunno. I surrender!
We’re approaching the month(s) of Adar
Our best part of the year, by far
A time of great joy
From France to Illinois
Be prepared for the normal and bizarre.
When we all go out in costume
No one knows whom is whom
They dance in with a twirl
But is it boy or girl
We dont know, we can only assume.
A group of 80 came drinking hard stuff
And cigarettes they did light up and puff
But I’m not a shlemiel
It is all a spiel
They’re the screennames of poster Joseph!!!