We’ve entered the month of Adar
Which usually means Purim’s not far
But we’re in a leap year
So there’s longer, I cheer
I need more time, organised thing that you are
For some, Purim runs in their veins
due to whiskeys liquors and champagnes
Who’s costume’s most shticky
Its hard to be picky
Cos they all needed planning and brains
Its easy to just go and hire
But home made costumes I admire
You can them re-use
If self made ones you choose
Some are great and can really inspire
The hardest part is the shlach monos
Finding real fancy stuff to send across
Cant come up with a scheme
For an original theme
To send out to my family and boss
Is this stuff that’s already been done
Cos I want to get things that will stun
I must be ahead
Else I’ll be filled with dread
Will you help me? You will – thanx a ton!
Now who can I leave off my list
Of a hundred names it does consist
Plus a few in addition
Its a crazy position
A whole taxi firm I’ll need to enlist
I wont drive cos then I cant drink
Keep them separate and never do link
Putting everyone in danger
Whether family or a stranger
To do so I cant even think
From the corny Shticky Guy;
Lieutenant-Kernel