We are all soon about to lose,
A poster with very kind views,
Her name is Eclipse,
She has really good quips,
Where she’s going – we’re not in the news.
Since September 2010,
She’s posted again and again,
She has been most dutiful,
By starting real beautiful,
Topics here but now till when?
She has to return her computer,
And even asked how to reboot ‘er,
Without her laptop,
The CR could flop,
It will certainly be a lot muter.
With threads like ‘be a trend setter’
‘que sera sera’ and ‘coffee oscar’
‘Please get out of here’
‘Do you wish you could disappear’
Not to mention ‘the pull of the cr’
‘Why did the chicken cross the road’,
Was her at her best, truth be told,
‘A humble suggestion’,
one called ‘A deep question’,
They’re truly worth their weight in gold.
Who will step in to replace her,
Will we be able to face her,
If her I do meet,
walking down our street,
I will have to try hard to outpace her.
If I go with my young niece Ditza,
To go get a delicious pizza,
And Eclipse we do meet,
I will turn round my seat,
And use my niece as a mechitza.
We wish her just good in her life,
Without any trouble or strife,
If you go ahead with this,
Your new threads we will miss,
But you’ll for sure be a #1 wife.