We must all go now on a diet
From cheesecake we cannot keep quiet
Was it an obsession
That caused a transgression
Not each type did we have to try it
Seems you’re all too ‘fed up’ with cheesecake
Not even retaining a keepsake
“I’m on a diet” you pretend
For your waist not to extend
You forget there’s temptations like Yeastcake
Frum Jews and cakes cannot part
They’re too good at culinary art
From baking to frying
There is no denying
Everything is state of the art
So I tell you careful eating to forget
Dieting’s like a game of roulette
You try to decline
All those pastries divine
But cant leave that awesome baguette