A warm welcome back to BaalHabooze
I was sorry to hear of your news
That your son he was ill
And was in hospital until
You came back here to share out your views
During your absence I can say
That I also have stayed away
Because I was depicted
As being addicted
A title which really doesnt pay
So for now I just occasionally lurk
And get on with my life and my work
It was a great fight
To keep off this site
Which brings knowledge and many a smirk
Now for some limericks, aha
Apart from the weekly Parsha
We can write of the glory
Of the ancient story
Of the festival we call Chanuka
It was an amazing battle
The mighty Greek army did rattle
Antiyochus the thug
Overlooked an oil jug
And of this great Nes we do prattle
That amongst the great fighting and turmoil
That did the Beis Hamikdosh embroil
When the Maccabees did yearn
For pure shemen to burn
They discovered a sealed jug of oil