Deep in thought in his secret partially evil lair, Mohammed McDonald McVeigh’s double, Borus Angus Demetrius was contemplating the idea of trying to influence the government into making all hair dye purchases tax deductible. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. Boris Angus Demetrius opened the door, only to see a stranger.
“Garncéal Bu!” the stranger greeted him. “Is this the secret evil lair of Boris Angus Demetrius Zandergrun?”
“Partially evil” Boris Angus Demetrius replied. “I haven’t finished remodeling yet. And apparently it’s not secret anymore.”
“I found out about it from your mother. Don’t worry, I won’t tell. I just need your help with a little plot.” said the stranger.
“I don’t even know your name, and you knock on my door asking for help with your plot? My real estate business is open during normal business hours.” Boris Angus Demetrius pointed out.
“My name is not important. And not the kind of plot your business handles. You see, I want to drop chemical weapons on Israel.”
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