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My Health

Jack Silverberg who lives in a little shtetl in England goes to consult a world-famous specialist in NY about his heart condition.

“So, doctor, what do I owe you?”

“My fee is $10,000,” replies the specialist.

“10,000? But that’s impossible!?”

“OK, then – in your case,” the doctor replies, “I suppose I could adjust my fee to $8,000.”

“8k for one visit!? Absurd! You are meshugah! What do you need all this money for anyhow?”

“Alright, then, can you afford 7k?”

“Who even has that kind of money for one doctor consultation?”

“”Look,” says the doctor, becoming quite irritated, “Just give me 5k and get out of here.”

“I can give you 500 dollars,” says Silverberg. “Not a penny more. 500 dollars is reasonable. Take it or leave it!”

“I don’t understand you,” says the doctor, frustrated, angry and annoyed. “Why did you shlep all the way from Britain to the most expensive doctor in all of the US? You knew how expensive I am! If you don’t have the money, why did you come to me?!”

“Listen, Doctor,” Silverberg explains. “When it comes to my health, nothing is too expensive!”