Very frequently children collect Tzedaka where I am (in shul, at home or on the street), and it gives me the greatest pleasure
That’s because they’re cute… I’m not cute, I have a big hole inside of me where my spleen use to be.
That’s Reb-Apushatyid to you!
That’s better than ” He died 25 years ago, and his children sold the house to the guy before me when they moved to a nursing home, and anyway HE HATED YOUR YESHIVA (He wrote on the deed as a stipulation to never support your yeshiva)
Or “That’s Master Apashutayid to you, I’m only on your list because I gave my Maaser money from my lemonade stand to the pushka in your yeshiva once!”