areivimzehlazeh-
2) Ouija board.
3) I have Gary Larson locked up in my basement.
b) Some just pop into my head (nature abhors a vacuum), such as triscuitdeckaphobia (I googled it and found several other people had come up with the word, and with similar definitions).
c) Look for words that sound like a combination of two or more words, then try to come up with a humorous definition that ties them together.
Thank you for the interest / encouragement.
farshul
Extra schar halicha for attending Shabbos davening.
banano
A really, really small yellow fruit (NOT made by Apple).
sighcologist
‘arbour
‘courseIcan
What the Little Engine that Could replied the next time it was asked if it could cross a mountain.
plumage
Slivovitz.
contrail
What a bloodhound follows.
syndication
semantics
The schtick that post-high-school girls enjoy.
buillionaire
magnatetism
The attractive force that draws people to buillionaires.
ferrule
A law evenly applied to all (as opposed to an unferrule).
dullcet
When your Shabbos silverware needs polishing.
dyeit
Coloring your clothes a darker shade in order to look slimmer.