parsnip
Falsely slicing strokes off your golf score to make par.
desimate
Lucy.
lucifur
The mink Desi got her.
crysis
aquamarine
A Navy S.E.A.L.
casaroll
A Spanish RV
elephants
What you get at an Israeli picnic.
misssteak
What would occur if you erroneously arrive late at a barbecue.
schnauzerfreude
What you feel when you lose a raffle drawing, and it turns out the grand prize is a funny-looking dog.
sheiker
The offspring of a Saudi and a Quaker.
pickasow
An artist deciding which mother pig to paint.
regiscide
carppaydiem
A substitute teacher, griping about his salary.