The Real Chasidishe Gatesheader…
I am not going to respond to your inquiry above NOT because I CAN’T respond appropriately, but simply because
A) I have no obligation to,
B) you and I are way too far apart on this topic to ever have a meeting of the minds, and
C) despite that, I am happy if you are nevertheless living here in E.Y. (which I’m assuming you are) which right away puts you head and shoulders above all our brothers and sisters who do not even aspire to live here (at least until mashiach comes, and I’m really not so sure about after he comes either).
So…
I will just say this to you…
You DO have some very funny entries on the Joke thread here in the C.R.
-T’hiyeh Bari!