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April 17, 2013 9:23 pm at 9:23 pm #609055popa_bar_abbaParticipant
You remember by dumb friend? DY will find him. Anyway, nebach the poor guy is still single, and he told me his new theory of dating. I told him it sounded a bit weird, but agreed to ask the yeshiva velt if they agreed with him.
See, it’s like in an auction where you are trying to bid the other guy up. You want him to end up buying it, but want him to pay a lot for it. And sometimes he is doing the same thing with you. So you each keep bidding the other up, and whoever miscalculates ends up holding the bag.
That is dating. Each of you intends to drop, but wants to build up the most connection before you do so as to inflict the most emotional damage. And whoever miscalculates ends up holding the bag.
April 17, 2013 9:57 pm at 9:57 pm #946443BronyParticipantexcept here the relationship is neither adversarial nor zero sum. nice try doe.
April 17, 2013 10:00 pm at 10:00 pm #946444squeakParticipantHe should go back to crowdsourcing. This time to get a viable theory. I realize it didn’t work the first time, but nothing could be worse than that attempt at a theory.
April 17, 2013 10:36 pm at 10:36 pm #946445☕ DaasYochid ☕ParticipantThis guy?
Is that the same guy as this one?
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/coming-to-shachris
April 17, 2013 11:25 pm at 11:25 pm #946446popa_bar_abbaParticipantThe first guy. The dumb friend is not the same as the altah bochur.
April 18, 2013 1:00 am at 1:00 am #946447This name is already takenParticipantbut you said hes married already to number 407
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/crowdsourcing-dating/page/2#post-425155
April 18, 2013 1:18 am at 1:18 am #946448popa_bar_abbaParticipantWas the crowdsourcing guy the dumb friend?
The dumb friend started with when he wanted to marry a smart girl but was too dumb to know if she was or wasn’t. I don’t remember if he is the same as the crowdsourcer.
April 18, 2013 1:19 am at 1:19 am #946449April 18, 2013 1:45 am at 1:45 am #946450squeakParticipantMy fault. I would apologize for derailing your thread, but that’s not something to apologize for.
April 18, 2013 3:04 am at 3:04 am #946451iluvbeingjewishMemberur dumb guy is actually not dumb! He’s just a very emotional kinda person. He probobly likes psychology as much as I do! Hey he sounds lyk my type:) thanx for this thread popa ur awesome:):):)
April 18, 2013 3:57 am at 3:57 am #946452popa_bar_abbaParticipantbrony: the way I laid it out, it is sum zero.
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