October 16, 2013 8:15 pm at 8:15 pm #610912
Im in a bad mood, whoever cheers me up first wins a surprise. Go ahead. Try something.October 16, 2013 11:55 pm at 11:55 pm #1032253Little FroggieMember
I’m trying…October 16, 2013 11:57 pm at 11:57 pm #1032254Veltz MeshugenerMember
You can never go wrong with Jack Handey’s deep thoughts. Here are some:
Whenever I need to “get away,” I just get away in my mind. I go to my imaginary spot, where the beach is perfect and the water is perfect and the weather is perfect. The only bad thing there are the flies. They’re terrible!
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.
I think in one of my previous lives I was a mighty king, because I like people to do what I say.
If I was being executed by injection, I’d clean up my cell real neat. Then, when they came to get me, I’d say, “Injection? I thought you said inspection’.” They’d probably feel real bad, and maybe I could get out of it.
It’s easy to sit there and say you’d like to have more money. And I guess that’s what I like about it. It’s easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money.
Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy’s arm behind his back. NOW who’s asking the questions?October 16, 2013 11:59 pm at 11:59 pm #1032255HLMMember
knock knockOctober 17, 2013 1:50 am at 1:50 am #1032257kkls45Member
Raninu’s the greatest R-A-N-I-N-UUU 🙂October 17, 2013 2:07 am at 2:07 am #1032258Sam2Participant
You had a bad day? You sing a sad song and you turn it around.October 17, 2013 2:14 am at 2:14 am #1032259YW Moderator-18Moderator
Chocolate!!!October 17, 2013 2:19 am at 2:19 am #1032260hudiParticipant
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A brick 🙂October 17, 2013 3:31 am at 3:31 am #1032261
-Take yourself to a nice mall. You like shopping 🙂
-Chocolate was a nice idea too. Throw yourself a party and turn on the music.
-Shopping, I saw a cute magnet the other day – I think you would like it. It read: “Don’t treat me any differently than you would the queen.”
-Exercise really helps too and is so healthy for you.
Good luck, and feel better.
Keep smiling, it really suits you. 😉October 17, 2013 3:33 am at 3:33 am #1032262
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(Yesh Tikvah, Benny Friedman, Lyrics)October 17, 2013 3:47 am at 3:47 am #1032263
Does that even make sense hudi?
You guyz can do better, and yes, Im not having a bad day, a bad week? A bad month? A bad exsistense? Maybe….
Go ahead, try something, you know you want to make me smile!October 17, 2013 4:42 am at 4:42 am #1032264kkls45Member
Come On! if u were a real raninu girl, that cheer can’t not make u smile!October 17, 2013 5:13 am at 5:13 am #1032265WIYMember
There’s a joke thread if u want jokes.October 17, 2013 7:08 am at 7:08 am #1032266Burnt SteakParticipant
A few great quotes to brighten your day!
“Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.”
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
“I always wake up at the crack of ice.”
Joe E. Lewis
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
“All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.”
“I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.”
“I failed to make the chess team because of my height.”
Woody AllenOctober 17, 2013 7:34 am at 7:34 am #1032267Little FroggieMember
Now, if your REALLY counting one me, that’s something else. OK let me think.. oops – I can’t. Too late for that now.
Will perhaps resume thinking, with HaShem’s help, in the earthly, bright, sunny hours. If you’re still down then…October 17, 2013 3:49 pm at 3:49 pm #1032268just my hapenceParticipant
A gentle breeze from Hushabye Mountain
Softly blows o’er Lullaby Bay.
It fills the sails of boats that are waiting–
Waiting to sail your worries away.
It isn’t far to Hushabye Mountain
And your boat waits down by the quay.
The winds of night so softly are sighing–
Soon they will fly your troubles to sea.
So close your eyes on Hushabye Mountain.
Wave good-bye to cares of the day.
And watch your boat from Hushabye Mountain
Sail far away from Lullaby Bay.
(Robert B. Sherman)October 17, 2013 3:56 pm at 3:56 pm #1032269
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Ok, ok, Sharp wins!!!!!!!! How do you know it suits me if you have never met me?!?!
kk, the surprise WAS……
oops gotta go…..October 17, 2013 4:18 pm at 4:18 pm #1032270
There is a list I came across on imaoneandonly dot org (check it out) on how to feel good about yourself. I’ll quote some here that I personally utilized and found helpful.
Challenge yourself! Push yourself higher and harder. The sense of accomplishment you get when you achieve goals that once seemed so far away is indescribable.
These won’t make you in a better mood now (it’s okay, I wasn’t expecting a prize) but will definitely make you happier in the long-run.October 17, 2013 4:24 pm at 4:24 pm #1032271
Omg thats SOOOO fabulicious!!!!! What kind of website is that?October 17, 2013 6:17 pm at 6:17 pm #1032272
It’s a site solely dedicated to making females feel good about themselves 😉
Has some really nice poetry and essays if you appreciate those type of stuff…October 17, 2013 7:37 pm at 7:37 pm #1032273
Thanks so much, btw Sharp, the surprise was a lifetime membership to SUC, but u akready r a member!
Keep smilin 🙂October 17, 2013 8:40 pm at 8:40 pm #1032274
Shopping, nice to “see” you smiling again. Right, I never met you and don’t know who you are but your personality comes across as very bubbly and smiley.
I’m really honored to get a prize from you, although I thought whoever answers first is up for a prize. But thank you so much. As a SUC member, you can upgrade my membership to Gold status. :-).
That would be great.
Btw streekgeek had some great ideas too, I think she’s eligible for SUC membership 😉
Hope you’re having a terrific day and remember that your friends in the CR are here.
Keep smiling and be happy.October 17, 2013 8:59 pm at 8:59 pm #1032275Bookworm120Participant
Oooh, Shopping, if I’d been online when you were sad before, I would’ve told you jokes from the CR’s collection!October 17, 2013 9:56 pm at 9:56 pm #1032276iknoMember
here’s something thats a garuantee to make you smile or groan…..
they’re openng a new sem for girls the same type as the boys that go to BMG, like a girl’s version….
and they’re calling it OMG!October 18, 2013 5:08 am at 5:08 am #1032277
Lol. Well she hasnt asked has she????? If she’s interested she can ask….October 18, 2013 6:00 am at 6:00 am #1032278FriendInFlatbushParticipant
Read the following sentence carefully…
“I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing
handwriting nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical
intellectuality counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes
You will find that in this sentence the Nth word is N letters long.
See to believe.
incomprehensiblenessOctober 18, 2013 1:40 pm at 1:40 pm #1032279
@sharp – Wow! I’m feeling touched by your thoughtfulness.
@Shopping – I wasn’t aware that I had to invite myself for an invitation to your exclusive club. However, being that I never jump in to anything without checking out all aspects of how it may affect my life, I will not extend an invitation to be invited until I am sure this something I want to associate myself with. I hope you understand where this is coming from, and I am in no way against this club or have anything against you, rather this is my way of doing things. I will get back to you after the weekend. I appreciate your consideration and patience in advance.October 18, 2013 3:52 pm at 3:52 pm #1032280SaysMeMember
Jmh- memories!! Beautiful song
burnt steak- i like!
Im adding this thread to my favorites!October 19, 2013 3:57 pm at 3:57 pm #1032281
Steekgeek You absolutely dont have to invite yourself its just that many users got annoyed with me asking and mentioning and advertising for it so often, so I just put it on my subtitle to ask me, so no one gets annoyed, cuz last time it made a whole balagan.
Were happy to have any new members as long as they are happy to be a member!!!!October 20, 2013 11:14 am at 11:14 am #1032282kapustaParticipant
Not to ruin this thread or anything, but an fyi because it seems most people aren’t aware– the smiley thing isn’t always the best answer. And a pet peeve of mine is that smile=happy. They’re different. Sorry y’all 🙂October 21, 2013 4:14 pm at 4:14 pm #1032283
@shopping – I’d be more than happy to become an honored member. Sorry if I came across any other way. And regarding your subtitle, I have a habit of NOT reading subtitles as I think they are quite pointless. It behooves me why people bother the mods with such silliness. But in any event, I will gladly join the SUC without much fanfare to avoid any other user’s discomfort.
@kapusta – Smile definitely does not equal happy. However, smiling makes you feel better about yourself. I know for myself, when I see someone smiling I do not assume everything is all fine and dandy as a smile can go a long way in covering the pain you are experiencing.October 21, 2013 4:59 pm at 4:59 pm #1032284
A being happy causes one to smile, but sometimes only smiling causes one to be happy
Yes yes….i will get you your certificate in a minute or two.
Subtitles are fun, silly, and are really invented to tell a little about the person. In some cases it does, like mine, The Goq’s and PBA’s. Other times it is something totally random. A subtitle can also be chosen from a private joke of that person, or something funny they said, or a saying of theirs in the CR. I do not find them pointless.October 21, 2013 6:16 pm at 6:16 pm #1032285
Aha – got the point. Well, I still hold my ground to say that subtitles, while some think they may be useful, is still superfluous. If they were invented to tell more about a person, I would think of you as an egoistical queen with puppy dog eyes (pretty please with all the toppings on top????) But I see that kapusta is the CR queen so now these subtitles are confusing me. And an ways, most subtitles are either misleading or make no sense. Hence, I am opposed subtitles and will pray that I will not succumb to the CR peer pressure and never feel the need to sport one.October 21, 2013 7:07 pm at 7:07 pm #1032286
Wtvr, the mods will give you one when they find something to work with, like
‘I didnt ask for this subtitle, I dont even LIKE subtitles, So why the heck do I even HAVE a subtitle???’ Lol…
just wait and see….the mods have crazy moods, at some point they changed PBA’S name for a day or two and they like to play around and annoy us….October 21, 2013 7:57 pm at 7:57 pm #1032287jewishfeminist02Member
If I may step into haifagirl’s shoes for a moment:
“…regarding your subtitle, I have a habit of NOT reading subtitles as I think they are quite pointless. It behooves me why people bother the mods with such silliness.”
“It behooves me” means “it benefits me”, which I’m sure you did not intend to say. Maybe you meant “it befuddles me”?October 21, 2013 8:26 pm at 8:26 pm #1032288
Shopping – Please don’t go around giving bright ideas. “Member” is enough of a subtitle. As I said, it is totally superfluous, as the fact that I have a username and I’m posting here shows I’m a member. So why the member? Are there any non-members?
Mods – Consider yourselves warned.
Jewishfeminist – Are you talking to me? Who’s haifagirl?October 22, 2013 8:56 am at 8:56 am #1032289no longer need seminaryMember
just my happence- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i burst out laughing!! Go Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!!October 22, 2013 11:53 am at 11:53 am #1032290
Haifagirl is our local Grammar queen..who can all drive us crazy sometimes…..she pops in once in a while.
Lol, i was testing the mods to see if they’d do it, and how can you threaten them??!?! What will you do to protest? Leave???
There are actually, non-members, which includes:
and blocked users…October 22, 2013 1:52 pm at 1:52 pm #1032291
Jewishfeminist – Thanks for filling the shoes of our very missed (?) member. I could lie and say my spellcheck messed up, but that wouldn’t fly well. So I’ll just be honest and say that I tend to use an extensive vernacular just for the heck of it. Problem is when I think I know how to use a word in context, but I mess up entirely. So I thank you for your warranted (albeit unwanted) correction.
Shopping – Glad the mods didn’t take the challenge. Not sure how I would protest. Leaving would definitely not be an option cuz that’s not my idea of a protest. That’s called being a sore loser. I’m going to come up with a brilliant tactic, just give me some time.
As for the non-members, do any of them have subtitles that say their status (either blocked, troll…)? It seems most users posting these days are pretty legit.October 22, 2013 4:51 pm at 4:51 pm #1032292🐵 ⌨ GamanitParticipant
streekgeek- go through old threads and you’ll see posts by users who are now blocked.October 22, 2013 6:07 pm at 6:07 pm #1032293
Thanks Gamanit. Did come across a few once I started looking for them. BTW, is there a count of how many usernames Joseph has used? And there should really be a thread with a whole bunch of tips and unwritten rules for newcomers. Even though I’m not so new (2 months to the day!!), I’m sure there is still tons of things I should know that I don’t.October 22, 2013 6:40 pm at 6:40 pm #1032294🐵 ⌨ GamanitParticipant
streekgeek- No clue how many he had, or how many other trolls were just called Joseph… There’s a thread pinned to the top of the page of the written rules, we obviously can’t make a thread of the unwritten ones though as that would turn them into written rules :).October 22, 2013 7:21 pm at 7:21 pm #1032295
Actually there IS a thread on how many usernames he has, last count i beleive it was 80 something….google it.
Look at old subtitles, you will find: blocked, troll, joseph….and other things.
At the YWNCR welcome wagon thread, on page one they have some of the formerly unwritten rules….
Btw,what did happen to the shomer system?October 22, 2013 8:06 pm at 8:06 pm #1032296
LOL! Yeh, I’ve read the written rules. No big surprises there. Especially that all rules are subject to change without notice.
I still believe many will benefit from the many unwritten rules other posters may have picked up after their stint in the CR. Even a dictionary with the CR Lingo will help a lot. I remember the first time I heard “joseph” I’m like who the heck is joseph and why does everyone hate him? I had no idea haifagirl was a grammar buff. And I see rumors that PBA is a mod… Any proof on that? And how many mods are there? Who are they?October 22, 2013 8:22 pm at 8:22 pm #1032297
Shopping – Just saw your post after I already posted…
So I found many threads on Joseph and I’m quite amazed at his brazen insolence.
I think its time for a new list as yossi Z and shticky guy seem to have relinquished their posts. As did haifagirl. Shomrim is obsolete. I have no idea what bpt has to do with nailpolish, though I did notice that the nailpolish thread is 7 pages long. Quite impressive. People are now dying for subtitles. Mods don’t edit posts anymore, if it’s inappropriate its just deleted. The last 2 rules still stand I believe (- If you see that you’re ignored, let us know that you’ve had enough, and you think every single one of us is wasting our time. Then, come back and we’ll make a festive Welcome Back party.
– And last but not least, if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.)
So as I said and then proved, it’s time for a new list. Could some veterans here put something together so new members won’t be as lost as I was/am??May 27, 2014 12:02 pm at 12:02 pm #1032298
One qustion, why is this linked to streekgeek’s name?May 27, 2014 2:24 pm at 2:24 pm #1032299
It’s linking to where I posted that I don’t want a subtitle…May 27, 2014 3:00 pm at 3:00 pm #1032300
I see…but it’s my thread…
Just wondering, I tried clicking on you
WOW, I’m reading this now, we were such idiots back then…May 27, 2014 7:47 pm at 7:47 pm #1032301
I see…but it’s my thread…,
How much do you charge to have my name linked here?
we were such idiots back then…
7 months ago…sheesh! The way things have changed since than…May 28, 2014 1:35 pm at 1:35 pm #1032302
Yes, I know…
For friends, it’s free 🙂
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