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    eclipse
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    One poster asks a question(that has more than one answer).

    The next 10 posters reply.

    Then you all nominate THE BEST ANSWER(only one,so the other 9 people have company being insulted).

    After the poster is duly honored,it is time for the next QUESTION.

    FIRST QUESTIONS:

    What one word or sentence usually gets YELLED?

    eclipse: “QUIET,PLEASE!”

    #1026353
    tobg
    Member

    Ana H-shem Hoshia/Hatzlicha Na

    #1026354
    klach
    Member

    words with a certain number of letters

    #1026355
    real-brisker
    Member

    hashem hu helokim (after nielah on yom kipur)

    #1026356
    klach
    Member

    agree with real-brisker

    #1026357
    bpt
    Participant

    Touchdown!

    #1026358
    msseeker
    Member

    In Karlin?

    #1026359
    ronrsr
    Member

    MAZAL TOV! (after the glass is smashed under the chuppah)

    #1026360
    Jose
    Member

    Chay V’kayom Noira umoroim Vkadosh. ( Its called “shrying chy vkayom” for a reason)

    #1026361
    always here
    Participant

    agree with ‘real-brisker’

    #1026362
    eclipse
    Member

    Ok that’s 10.

    #1026363
    says who
    Member

    chaptzem

    givald

    #1026364
    RuffRuff
    Member

    HELLLP!!

    And also, of course: Ruff Ruff

    #1026365

    msseeker wins.

    #1026366
    abcd2
    Participant

    A)Surprise

    B)BOO

    #1026368
    Aishes Chayil
    Participant

    Boruch Shem Kivod Malchuso Lolom Vaed (Kol Nidre)

    KESER

    uNESANEH tOIKEF

    BINGO

    #1026369
    abcd2
    Participant

    As a sentence: to your kids as they walk out the door in inclement weather

    Take a coat!

    #1026370
    shrag1613
    Member

    WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #1026371
    tomim tihye
    Member

    I’m not yelling!

    #1026372
    blinky
    Participant

    OUCH!

    eclipse your answer is like an oxymoron- You yell “Quiet” lol

    #1026373
    eclipse
    Member

    Only DHM voted!

    #1026374
    real-brisker
    Member

    eclipse I got 2 votes!

    #1026375

    Friday night on the corner of Bar Ilan & Shmuel HaNavi: “Shaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbbossssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    #1026376
    eclipse
    Member

    realbrisker,I thought those 2 were just copying your answer.

    Ahem….time to vote the best answer(!blinky,I was wondering who’d catch that!)

    As you ponder the winner…think about:

    THE SECOND QUESTION!

    What’s the most creative excuse you ever heard for NOT SHOWING UP TO WORK ONE DAY?

    eclipse: I thought you were gonna fire me.

    #1026377
    blinky
    Participant

    I thought you (the boss) weren’t coming in today

    #1026378
    real-brisker
    Member

    eclipse – i thought the winner asks the next question

    #1026379
    msseeker
    Member

    I got a computer at home so now I don’t have to go in to work in order to waste my day in the CR.

    #1026380
    blueberrymuffin
    Participant

    I was having a job interview

    #1026381
    AinOhdMilvado
    Participant

    FORE!!!!!!!!

    #1026382
    eclipse
    Member

    Didn’t specify,but you can take over next!

    My mommy taught me to always play fair.

    A.O.M.What does that mean?

    #1026383

    fore is what you yell when you hit the golf ball

    #1026385
    eclipse
    Member

    ohhhh!

    #1026386
    blueprints
    Participant

    the tyres on the train caught fire

    #1026387
    tomim tihye
    Member

    I dreamt I was at work.

    #1026388
    smartcookie
    Member

    Nittul

    #1026389
    oomis
    Participant

    Mazel tov

    #1026390
    blueprints
    Participant

    I vote blueprints!

    #1026391
    Aishes Chayil
    Participant

    words that are yelled;

    L’chaim

    Excuse for not coming to work;

    I woke up with a terrrible headache wasnt feeling well!

    #1026392
    blueprints
    Participant

    I vote blueprints again

    #1026393
    bygirl93
    Member

    SHA!!!!!

    and…..

    My dog ate my car

    #1026394
    RuffRuff
    Member

    I saw a guy trying to break into YOUR car, so I called police and had to wait around till they came.

    Find me a boss who’d say, but next time…

    #1026395
    Shticky Guy
    Participant

    words that get shouted:

    TIMBER…

    #1026396
    RuffRuff
    Member

    Something that gets shouted most often is, an interruption.

    #1026397
    lol…
    Member

    Best excuse for not showing up to work:

    “I was stuck at the Blood Pressure Machine down at the pharmacy”

    #1026398
    blueprints
    Participant

    Can we have a NEW question please

    #1026399
    msseeker
    Member

    First vote. I got one. Anyone else?

    #1026400
    apushatayid
    Participant

    Your kidding, today is tuesday?

    #1026401
    real-brisker
    Member

    Ok new question – What is the best shprach/zug you’ve ever heard? In Yiddish, English or Hebrew

    #1026402
    always here
    Participant

    “What’s the most creative excuse you ever heard for NOT SHOWING UP TO WORK ONE DAY?”

    I was snowed in…& none of the streets were plowed… & my car was stuck… & mass transit system was down & the airports were closed…

    #1026403
    Shticky Guy
    Participant

    Best excuse for not showing up to work:

    “I TOLD my wife the chicken looked undercooked last night…”

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