Why Do You Think Bnos Obama Yerushalayim Was Hit by Hurricane?

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  • #605735

    OneOfMany
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    I figure since these two topics are the only ones people are interested in talking about, why not combine them?

    More economical, don’t you think? ^_^

    #1038682

    Seminary + Obama= interesting…

    However, the two are not compatible at all. Obamas daughters will most likely never visit Jerusalem… Unless Michelle Obama’s relative (can’t remember how they are related) Rabbi Funye, takes them. Also, Sasha and Malia Obama both attended a JCC run preschool in Hyde Park. It is a well known fact yet a bit of a secret in the Chicago community. Its time that go public.

    #1038683

    OneOfMany
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    Oh I forgot the hurricane. Make that “Hurricane Hits Bnos Obama Yerushalayim.”

    #1038684

    How about B’nei Barak in eretz yisroel

    #1038685

    OneOfMany
    Participant

    Ooh, that’s good. Didn’t think of that one. 😀

    #1038686

    TheGoq
    Participant

    Hilarious OOM!!!!

    #1038687

    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    M’bnei banim shel Haman limdu Torah b’bnei Barak.

    #1038688

    mrs. Katz
    Member

    One of the first things i would look for in a mehcanech is honesty, so i do not think that b’nois obama qualifies.

    #1038689

    Surely the security will make our kinderlach remove their shoes… evem if they remember to bring their sneakers. Wouldn’t send my chidlren there.

    #1038690

    that1
    Member

    so how about those jets

    #1038691

    Nechomah
    Participant

    No, no, no. OOM, you’ve forgotten to incorporate shidduchim and probably even skirt lengths into the topic. What about:

    “Make yourself into perfect shidduch material: Bnos Omaba Yerushalayim, where only A-line below-the-knee skirts are allowed”.

    #1038692

    Wisey
    Participant

    I don’t know why we need the “yerushalayim” in this, how about

    < If going out during hurricane Obama where a longer skirt due to high winds >

    #1038693

    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    You are all retards ^_^

    #1038694

    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    Are they makpid on Cholov Yishmael in that seminary?

    #1038695

    OneOfMany
    Participant

    Ah, that’s perfect! ^_^

    #1038696

    keep going guys

    #1038697

    gefen
    Participant

    snowbunny – I just heard yesterday from a friend that the obama girls did indeed attend a Jewish school-Akiba Schechter- in their early years. I couldn’t believe it, then I saw your post just now. It’s quite interesting. This school however does accept non Jewish students until the age of 5 or 6, I believe. The parents who send their children are, of course aware that they will be learning about the Jewish religion. It must be fun when their kids come home singing “dip the apple in the honey….”

    #1038698

    nanny
    Member

    “Newest: 90% of Bnos Obama’s Alumnae engaged a month after return from seminary.”

    #1038699

    gefen
    Participant

    Nanny: Engaged in what??? 😉

    #1038700

    longarekel
    Member

    many girls are receipients of Obama entitlements that allow them to go to seminary. they are to a certain extent bnos obama. makes you understand why there are some who don’t take from the government.

    #1038701

    Why Do You Think Bnos Obama Yerushalayim Was Hit by Hurricane?

    When was it hit?

    #1038702

    Josh31
    Participant

    The B.O.Y. seminary is located in a part of the world that is immune to hurricanes.

    There is at least one Obama who is actually Jewish.

    #1038703

    OneOfMany
    Participant

    Reasons why Bnos Obama Yerushalayim was hit by a hurricane:

    (1) It wasn’t actually a hurricane – that was just the tuition rates going through the roof.

    (2) To give Obama the landslide he didn’t get.

    (3) The fiery sem-girl idealism fosters an ideal climate for hurricane activity.

    More? ^_^

    #1038704

    🍫Syag Lchochma
    Participant

    Cuz he has a cold front and is full of hot air

    #1038705

    bygirly
    Member

    @ Nanny- one track minded, huh?

    #1038706

    goldersgreener
    Participant

    “venahapoich Hu

    Sober on Purim

    Surely the security will make our kinderlach remove their shoes… evem if they remember to bring their sneakers. Wouldn’t send my chidlren there.

    Posted 4 days ago # “

    I can think of many reasons not to send my daughters to such a seminaryt, but i think tat taking off theri shoes would be a small price to pay for increased security.

    #1038707

    Wisey
    Participant

    Syag lechochmah- very nice

    #1038710

    Randomex
    Member

    Bumpius Humorus!

    #1038711

    ari-free
    Participant

    Bnos Obama Seminary. hmm I don’t think that will be so good for shiduchim…

    #1038712

    SayIDidIt™
    Participant

    Syag’s line was the best!!

    #1038713

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
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