November 7, 2012 9:17 pm at 9:17 pm #605735
I figure since these two topics are the only ones people are interested in talking about, why not combine them?
More economical, don’t you think? ^_^November 8, 2012 12:10 am at 12:10 am #1038682snowbunny3318Member
Seminary + Obama= interesting…
However, the two are not compatible at all. Obamas daughters will most likely never visit Jerusalem… Unless Michelle Obama’s relative (can’t remember how they are related) Rabbi Funye, takes them. Also, Sasha and Malia Obama both attended a JCC run preschool in Hyde Park. It is a well known fact yet a bit of a secret in the Chicago community. Its time that go public.November 8, 2012 12:31 am at 12:31 am #1038683
Oh I forgot the hurricane. Make that “Hurricane Hits Bnos Obama Yerushalayim.”November 8, 2012 12:56 am at 12:56 am #1038684This name is already takenParticipant
How about B’nei Barak in eretz yisroelNovember 8, 2012 3:22 am at 3:22 am #1038685
Ooh, that’s good. Didn’t think of that one. 😀November 8, 2012 5:30 am at 5:30 am #1038686TheGoqParticipant
Hilarious OOM!!!!November 8, 2012 11:53 am at 11:53 am #1038687
M’bnei banim shel Haman limdu Torah b’bnei Barak.November 8, 2012 12:37 pm at 12:37 pm #1038688mrs. KatzMember
One of the first things i would look for in a mehcanech is honesty, so i do not think that b’nois obama qualifies.November 8, 2012 12:39 pm at 12:39 pm #1038689venahapoich HuMember
Surely the security will make our kinderlach remove their shoes… evem if they remember to bring their sneakers. Wouldn’t send my chidlren there.November 8, 2012 1:24 pm at 1:24 pm #1038690that1Member
so how about those jetsNovember 8, 2012 8:43 pm at 8:43 pm #1038691NechomahParticipant
No, no, no. OOM, you’ve forgotten to incorporate shidduchim and probably even skirt lengths into the topic. What about:
“Make yourself into perfect shidduch material: Bnos Omaba Yerushalayim, where only A-line below-the-knee skirts are allowed”.November 8, 2012 11:05 pm at 11:05 pm #1038692WiseyParticipant
I don’t know why we need the “yerushalayim” in this, how about
< If going out during hurricane Obama where a longer skirt due to high winds >November 9, 2012 7:23 am at 7:23 am #1038693
You are all retards ^_^November 9, 2012 7:27 am at 7:27 am #1038694
Are they makpid on Cholov Yishmael in that seminary?November 9, 2012 5:39 pm at 5:39 pm #1038695
Ah, that’s perfect! ^_^November 11, 2012 12:10 pm at 12:10 pm #1038696venahapoich HuMember
keep going guysNovember 11, 2012 5:23 pm at 5:23 pm #1038697gefenParticipant
snowbunny – I just heard yesterday from a friend that the obama girls did indeed attend a Jewish school-Akiba Schechter- in their early years. I couldn’t believe it, then I saw your post just now. It’s quite interesting. This school however does accept non Jewish students until the age of 5 or 6, I believe. The parents who send their children are, of course aware that they will be learning about the Jewish religion. It must be fun when their kids come home singing “dip the apple in the honey….”November 11, 2012 8:35 pm at 8:35 pm #1038698nannyMember
“Newest: 90% of Bnos Obama’s Alumnae engaged a month after return from seminary.”November 11, 2012 9:30 pm at 9:30 pm #1038699gefenParticipant
Nanny: Engaged in what??? 😉November 12, 2012 7:23 pm at 7:23 pm #1038700longarekelMember
many girls are receipients of Obama entitlements that allow them to go to seminary. they are to a certain extent bnos obama. makes you understand why there are some who don’t take from the government.November 13, 2012 12:16 am at 12:16 am #1038701ybrooklynteacherMember
Why Do You Think Bnos Obama Yerushalayim Was Hit by Hurricane?
When was it hit?November 13, 2012 2:17 am at 2:17 am #1038702Josh31Participant
The B.O.Y. seminary is located in a part of the world that is immune to hurricanes.
There is at least one Obama who is actually Jewish.November 13, 2012 2:35 am at 2:35 am #1038703
Reasons why Bnos Obama Yerushalayim was hit by a hurricane:
(1) It wasn’t actually a hurricane – that was just the tuition rates going through the roof.
(2) To give Obama the landslide he didn’t get.
(3) The fiery sem-girl idealism fosters an ideal climate for hurricane activity.
More? ^_^November 13, 2012 4:06 am at 4:06 am #1038704🍫Syag LchochmaParticipant
Cuz he has a cold front and is full of hot airNovember 13, 2012 6:37 am at 6:37 am #1038705bygirlyMember
@ Nanny- one track minded, huh?November 13, 2012 9:21 am at 9:21 am #1038706goldersgreenerParticipant
Sober on Purim
Surely the security will make our kinderlach remove their shoes… evem if they remember to bring their sneakers. Wouldn’t send my chidlren there.
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I can think of many reasons not to send my daughters to such a seminaryt, but i think tat taking off theri shoes would be a small price to pay for increased security.November 14, 2012 3:10 am at 3:10 am #1038707WiseyParticipant
Syag lechochmah- very niceOctober 30, 2014 9:30 am at 9:30 am #1038710RandomexMember
Bumpius Humorus!October 30, 2014 12:11 pm at 12:11 pm #1038711ari-freeParticipant
Bnos Obama Seminary. hmm I don’t think that will be so good for shiduchim…October 30, 2014 1:43 pm at 1:43 pm #1038712SayIDidIt™Participant
Syag’s line was the best!!October 30, 2014 3:55 pm at 3:55 pm #1038713☕ DaasYochid ☕Participant
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