Broken Telephone #3 , CR Style!

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  • #590495
    Jax
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    The scene is the CR Band’s first practice as a group! Practice is in Ames’s backyard! (ok, garage, don’t want the neighbor’s to kill us all!)

    Everyone is with their Musial instruments, ready to begin practice….then suddenly Sir Editor enters……Chaos erupts…..

    #660783
    mybat
    Member

    Everyones having a lot of fun. Sir editor is the composer and Ames mom is passing out some lahmagines to everyone there.

    #660784
    A600KiloBear
    Participant

    BS”D

    Sir Editor did NOT compose the Creedmoorer niggunim, which are the only musical scores that this band is talented enough to perform.

    #660785
    mepal
    Member

    ames is gracing the rehearsals with her squeaky violin noises.

    #660786
    Joseph
    Participant

    The Admor M’Creedmor arrives.

    #660787
    mepal
    Member

    Oh no. Not him again.

    #660788
    A600KiloBear
    Participant

    BS”D

    He rants and raves and reminds the band that his compositions are meant to be played only on used mufflers and radiators, and then he spends an hour teaching the correct pronunciation of Shygetz Aross based on the mesorah handed down by the Baalei HaMachloikes haRishoinim, Koirach, Doson veAbirom.

    #660789
    mybat
    Member

    Then he throws mepal into the trunk of his car and he drives away.

    #660790
    A600KiloBear
    Participant

    BS”D

    He puts on his phony red roof lights and flashers, driving across lanes at breakneck speed and not arrestable because of his equally phony EMS plates.

    #660791
    mepal
    Member

    Nooooo! Someone come save me!

    #660792
    A600KiloBear
    Participant

    BS”D

    Finally, the Admou”r makes it back to Creedmoor with mepal in the trunk, immune from prosecution as Creedmoor is recognized as independent by the EU, Iran, Libya, Venezuela and Westboro B-ptist a/k/a the Ku Klux Kloister.

    #660793
    mybat
    Member

    But mepal is having fun! Turns out the trunk is really a really cool lounge with all the nicest furniture and all the newest equipment. She’s sipping on a pina colada.

    #660794
    Joseph
    Participant

    Joseph dons his superhero costume, and rushes to Creedmor.

    #660795
    mybat
    Member

    But mepal tells super Joey that instead of rescuing her. He has to go back and bring all of her friends from Ames garage to creedmor!

    #660796
    A600KiloBear
    Participant

    BS”D

    He is summarily arrested by the Admou”r’s crack ASD (Anti-Sanity Division) and AZD (Anti-Zionism Division) troops, who throw him in a locked, padded, windowless cell that was used by the Previous Creedmoorer Rebbe for yechidis.

    #660797
    mepal
    Member

    mepal was VERY excited cuz she remembered she had good friends that were sure to ransom her.

    #660798
    Joseph
    Participant

    Joseph gets to mepal’s cell with some bribery, and brings mepal to the Joemobil.

    #660799
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    noitall brings his drums to protect us from the enemy…

    #660800
    A600KiloBear
    Participant

    BS”D

    The Admou”r blocks the Joemobil with his crack divisions, the Third Psychotic Regiment of the Bulvanim Forces of the Anti-Zionist Republic of Baseless Hatred of Creedmoor, and the even more feared Mishmeres HaTznius d’Creedmoor!

    #660801
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    the Tznius Division (from Division Avenue in Willi) quickly puts up the parkway CR mechitza… Joey is ossured from saving mepal- male vs. female

    #660802
    mepal
    Member

    ames, its up to you now! Come quick!

    #660803
    mazca
    Member

    Ames is screaming, help, but do I really want to be rescued I dont know, but I love screaming HELP

    #660804
    Joseph
    Participant

    mepal enjoys Creedmor so much, she becomes a Chosid of the Admor.

    #660805
    mazca
    Member

    Mepal is a good chosid, decides to help the cause, but HOW?

    #660806
    Joseph
    Participant

    The Admor appoints her head of the women’s division of Creedmor.

    #660807
    squeak
    Participant

    Meanwhile, kapusta shows up at the garage with her set up pipes in an instrument case and starts to wonder why she always shows up late to the action.

    #660808
    mazca
    Member
    #660809
    mepal
    Member

    …and why no ones there anymore.

    #660810
    mazca
    Member
    #660811
    Joseph
    Participant

    So mepal started recruiting other members to join the Women’s Division of Creedmor, which she now led.

    #660817
    mepal
    Member

    But she had to do tough screening to make sure they were females only.

    #660818
    mybat
    Member

    But once Ames and kapusta make it to creedmor and the see mepal they become so amazed and decide to join her tznius force!

    #660819
    Joseph
    Participant

    It was tough, but she enjoyed it immensely.

    #660820
    mazca
    Member
    #660821
    mepal
    Member

    ames, no need to pretend. Its very easy to be “undercover” when you’re all covered in black.

    #660822
    mazca
    Member

    Ha Ha, they had a secret agent, but anyway they were all happy under their sheitels running off the bad guys out of the earth. and guess with their home made Challas that they had just made, made everybody faint from the smell. To the rescue while they slep. they said.

    #660823
    mazca
    Member

    Here we coming, please “Don’t scream so loud. you are going to wake up the enemy..shhhh silence please…..and with that they ran to the rescue, but in the way they found out…..

    #660824
    mepal
    Member

    You did, you did. We’re trying to work things out now.

    #660825
    mazca
    Member

    Who is the traitor, we need to catch, while they are sleeping is a good time. Please try to point out.

    #660826
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    the traitors are all the CR members with multiple personality disorders… 😉

    #660827
    mepal
    Member

    is that what mepal was trying to ‘unveil’?

    #660828
    mazca
    Member

    Let’s make a personality check….Look at their eyes, Look at their posts. Look all around until we kick them all out….HA.Ha shhhhh,,shhh, keep checking until we find out, Silence don’t tell the Admour he might get mad.

    #660829
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    which admour 😉

    (multiple poisonality….)

    #660830
    mazca
    Member

    The MJ Admour decided he doesnt want that name anymore, maybe he is the spy. He just changed his named to Admour PI. he said his family comes from a long good lineage from the aztecs in Mexico,,,Hey is he the spy, Maybe?

    #660831
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    no, 42 is the spy and moiser; but we can offer admour a high ranking position in the federal prison…

    #660832
    mazca
    Member

    Good, let’s get him, everybody to the rescue….we need help, we need ideas, How should we do it before it is too late. HERE we come

    #660833
    mybat
    Member

    So all the admors break out of prison. They escape to the shteibel on Ave S. They make a big tish inviting all the neighbors; CR friends and all the mods!

    #660834
    mazca
    Member

    and they live happily ever after…..

    #660835
    mazca
    Member

    and wish everybody…good shabbos

    #660836
    squeak
    Participant

    …and that was when we discovered the hospital bracelet on the admours wrist. Some of the letters were scratched off (seemingly by fingernails), but it said

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    "Be vue psy war "

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