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  • #660182
    mazca
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    with a cheff and staff to serve her, and wow poor hazon all because of his nose he got stuck to kallah and no boat. Admoor MJ had to intervine

    #660183
    Joseph
    Participant

    She asked to feast on only bread and water, and not waste money on jewelry but rather donate to charity.

    #660184
    mazca
    Member

    Admoor spoke to them she understood and she agreed but the only problem is that she stop crying and now she really needed a car but she was not able to drive. So Hazan and Kallah agreed to Sedakah they most give and happy they will be. Admoor MJ invited the crowd to celebrate and dance. Since she stopped crying they found out the diamonds that came from Michael Jackson state, sold them gave money away and of course it looks its probably the end. Until next thread

    #660185
    Joseph
    Participant

    And so the choson went off to learn in yeshiva for 12 years — just like Rabbe Akiva, while his kallah stayed home and slept on straw mattresses — just like Rabbe Akiva’s wife Rachel.

    #660186
    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    And suddenly another rocketship appears out of nowhere, powered by their hearts of gold and diamonds and takes them to the fleishege moon

    #660187
    Joseph
    Participant

    Where he established a yeshiva isolated from all shtusim. His (now) Rebbetzin would bake 6 days a week l’kovod Shabbos.

    #660188
    mazca
    Member

    Challah for the poor, she gave she worked hard all day, their merits went up to heaven and one day.

    #660189
    Joseph
    Participant

    Until a bas kol was heard, which said, like Akiva and Rochel you are blessed. Al kiddish hashem, your lives were given.

    #660190
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    and they invited the great moish01 to be the Rosh Yeshiva- there will be 2 hour breaks between sedorim to play sports, pool, go swimming…

    #660191
    Joseph
    Participant

    and a physician for when one breaks their arm. (or maybe their leg???)

    #660192
    mazca
    Member

    All the followers went to visit them and one day

    #660193
    mepal
    Member

    …or their foot.

    #660194
    Joseph
    Participant

    And fell into the pool.

    #660195
    mazca
    Member

    in the break one broke a foot and one broke an arm… all because the breaks

    #660196
    Joseph
    Participant

    Hatzolah arrived with lights flashing.

    #660197

    and then suddenly, out of the blue Moderator 26 began…

    #660198
    mepal
    Member

    …turning blue

    #660199

    and then Moderator 80 turned blue, what could be happening!?

    #660200

    could this be the blue flu?

    #660201
    mepal
    Member

    …and then 72 turned blue…

    #660202
    Joseph
    Participant

    No, it was a red scare. The Russians landed on the moon!

    #660203
    mybat
    Member

    Oh on quarantine!!!!!

    #660204
    mazca
    Member

    The russians, the russians, all had to come back to earth, get the rocket, get ready and they left to a welcome Hatzalah was waiting for all the people to arrive and give the help from the scare.

    #660205

    The smurfs began to laugh at the effects of their revenge.

    #660206
    haifagirl
    Participant

    And they were just in time for the bris! They named him after Admur MJ and the Russians served the vodka they brought with them. L’chaim!

    #660207
    squeak
    Participant

    Mod42, your reference did not go unappreciated 🙂

    What was the likelihood of that rocket ship showing up?

    #660208
    Joseph
    Participant

    And the mods were demodded and chaos reigned supreme.

    It appears this has already happened…80

    And who is at fault? Joseph

    #660209

    Squeak, I would advise you to get out of here as soon as possible. The humor is too rapidfire and inane for you. You could get hurt, C’V

    #660210
    squeak
    Participant

    That’s funny, I was holding myself back from saying that to you yesterday… what a coincidence.

    #660211
    mazca
    Member

    Ha Ha ha, you have to be stock inside your house, we sent the flu and you cannot go out, Ha ha, swine flu , we changed the name because people didnt like the name Ha ha what a shame. Admoor please help us everybody spoke aloud at the same time, Admoor MJ said quiet,quiet, I do not understand. You just arrived from the moon dont you know we have rules, first go to daven then come back and one at a time will have to talk now.

    #660212

    Ha Ha ha, you have to be stock inside your house, we sent the flu and you cannot go out, Ha ha, swine flu , we changed the name because people didnt like the name Ha ha what a shame. Admoor please help us everybody spoke aloud at the same time, Admoor MJ said quiet,quiet, I do not understand. You just arrived from the moon dont you know we have rules, first go to daven then come back and one at a time will have to talk now.

    That solidifies it, I’m leaving…now

    #660213
    mazca
    Member

    thanks and bye now

    #660214
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    there’s s’posed to be a protest right…. around… now

    er- what happened?

    #660215
    mepal
    Member

    Oh gosh. What did you do? He REALLY left!

    #660217

    Admoor MJ and Admour MJ Junior went out to get some chili

    #660218
    mazca
    Member

    Chili tacos and everything they ate in the meantime people prayed

    #660219

    All of a sudden the Admur began to preach, “When I was a young boy…

    #660220
    mybat
    Member

    To find a cure for the swine flu!

    #660221
    mazca
    Member

    yes when I was young boy we had respect, we spoke nicely quietly, and no way no shouting,,,,hey call that lady with the blue tiechel to come ,,,What’s the matter, he asked her.. It is my chicken. she said. Is it Kosher or not i need to know Yom Kipur kaparas I need to do my chicken is blue just like the mods that came, here please help me….

    #660222

    I need to check if the chicken is treif as there is a +1% chance that a kapora chicken is treif;)

    #660223
    mazca
    Member

    Oh No .What should I do no money and it is very blue……

    #660224

    Just at the darkest moment of my life, as I was a bout to withe away,…

    #660225
    mybat
    Member

    But I sold the chicken to a museum because it was blue. They paid a lot of money for it….

    #660226

    They placed it next to Elvis’ suede shoes

    #660227

    The NAtional CHicken Museum opened up! IIts a good chol hamoed experience…

    #660228
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    I took the entire family, including einiklach, and this nice gentleman stopped us to ask which school we’re from…

    #660229
    mybat
    Member

    You could check it out on google folks! Fun for the whole family!!!

    #660230

    I said we come from the rebbishe Beis Michoel Yakson

    #660231

    This guy pulled out his ID…

    #660232

    CM

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