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  • #1187041

    tzippi
    Member

    C3 ? Sunk my battleship.

    #1187042

    SJSinNYC
    Member

    DxC3

    Well, I doubt I’ve gotten better. I havent really played in a couple of years (my husband doesnt like to play chess). My 900 was provisional from the 2-3 tournaments I went to.

    Honestly, I didnt think most Jews even knew what the USCF is LOL. But I’m looking forward to a good match.

    #1187043

    I’m rooting for squeak to win.

    …Unless SJSinNYC offers me 15%.

    #1187044

    teen
    Member

    squeak: oh well what do i no from official rules 😛

    but y dont u guys just use the board yourself and move the pieces yourself instead of saying where you want to move it and having someone else show it on the board?

    #1187045

    squeak
    Participant

    …didn’t think that Jews know what USCF is? Have you never heard of Bobby Fischer? JK, I know what you meant.

    But I know someone named chessrebbi who is as frum as can be.

    Bc4

    charlie, your 10% is guaranteed, regardless of outcome.

    #1187046

    moish01
    Member

    may the best man win.

    ok, i’ll try that again: may the best man/woman win 😉

    #1187047

    squeak
    Participant

    teen, I have emotional scars that prevent me from trying to post ASCII art in CR.

    #1187048

    moish01
    Member

    teen, ames

    then they’d have to set it up and not move any of the pieces and if it gets messed up they gotta reread the whole thread. not so brilliant.

    #1187049

    squeak
    Participant

    Hey, which phoney capitalized squeak in the thread title?

    #1187050

    SJSinNYC
    Member

    Squeak, I’ve been searching for Bobby Fischer!

    There is actually a frum guy about my age who is AWESOME at chess. I thought he was the coolest thing since sliced bread when I was a teenager. My chess coach had tutored him when when he was young. He used to get hired out to the Homowack and some other places to play 20 people at once or blindfolded and stuff like that.

    #1187051

    teen
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    SJSinNYC
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    A B C D E F G H

    SQUEAK

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    i think i got it righht 🙂

    #1187052

    teen
    Member

    moish01: they would just need to go to the nearest post that shows the board to see what it was like before it got messed up

    ames: not all that much thinking involved to figure it out

    #1187053

    squeak
    Participant

    SJS, yep, that’s the same guy – chessrebbi. Tell him I say hi.

    #1187054

    SJSinNYC
    Member

    CxB2

    #1187055

    squeak
    Participant

    Bxb2

    #1187056

    squeak
    Participant
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    A B C D E F G H

    SQUEAK

    #1187057

    teen
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    SJSinNYC
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    | R | Kn | | Q | K | | Kn | R |1
    | W | W | | W | W | | W | W |
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    A B C D E F G H

    SQUEAK

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    am i doing it right?

    #1187058

    squeak,

    why do you care if its squeak or Squeak? Leave the small talk out of this and concentrate on your chess game.

    #1187059

    squeak
    Participant

    🙂

    You’re a good man and detective, charlie brown.

    #1187060

    nah, you made it too easy. 🙂

    #1187061

    SJSinNYC
    Member

    D5

    Squeak thats funny. Although I doubt he would know who I was. I met him once – he was a celebrity and I was merely a groupie 🙂 I did play some games against him online (way back when). I always aspired to be as good as he was. Did you ever play with him? Or teach him everything he knows? LOL.

    Teen, the Bishop in B2 is white. But good job so far!

    #1187062

    squeak
    Participant

    Teach him everything he knows? LOL, indeed.

    He became a Master before 18, IIRC. I have never been that good. I’ve played him, and been creamed. But I beat him with a queen handicap. Online, his blitz rating is nearly 3000.

    I heard that he once played against Kasparov online and the first game was a draw (which is an incredible feat).

    #1187063

    teen
    Member
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    SJSinNYC
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    A B C D E F G H

    SQUEAK

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    sjs: oops my bad 🙂

    #1187064

    squeak
    Participant

    Bxd5

    #1187065

    teen
    Member
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    SJSinNYC
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    A B C D E F G H

    SQUEAK

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    #1187066

    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    The WP that I put under squeak’s name was the piece that he lost. I thought it would look more real if we had the pieces there on the side 🙂

    #1187068

    moish01
    Member

    hey check out the title

    #1187069

    kapusta
    Participant

    I’m rooting for SJS and squeak equally but squeak I want to give you a little nachas I was talking to someone before and I made SUCH a squeakish comment!!! you would’ve been so proud of me!

    #1187070

    David S.
    Member

    I used to really be into chess too, but I forgot a lot since then 😀 squeak do you wanna play me too?

    #1187071

    teen
    Member

    moish01: haha cool didnt notice it till u said something

    mod42: oh…its a good idea 🙂

    #1187072

    squeak
    Participant

    42 – you put the piece on the wrong side of the board. Otherwise, it would be a great improvement.

    kapusta – 😉 Yay!

    David S. I will be glad to accept your challenge. As the challenger, you must start the thread.

    Niiiice, lower case 🙂

    #1187076

    SJSinNYC
    Member

    Nf6

    I’m impressed you wont with a Queen handicap. I would need Queen, Rook, Bishop and Knight, and even then I am not sure. 🙂

    #1187078

    squeak
    Participant

    Nc3

    #1187079

    SJSinNYC
    Member

    Nxd5

    #1187080

    squeak
    Participant

    Nxd5

    #1187081

    squeak
    Participant
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    SJSinNYC
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    A B C D E F G H

    SQUEAK.

    #1187082

    SJSinNYC
    Member

    Nd7

    #1187083

    squeak
    Participant

    Nf3

    #1187084

    SJSinNYC
    Member

    Need to think a bit…

    #1187085

    squeak
    Participant
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    SJSinNYC
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    A B C D E F G H

    SQUEAK.

    #1187086

    SJSinNYC
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    B6

    #1187087

    squeak
    Participant

    Nc3

    #1187088

    squeak
    Participant
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    SJSinNYC
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    A B C D E F G H

    SQUEAK

    #1187090

    kapusta
    Participant

    hey I think we have a new artist in the house!

    #1187091

    SJSinNYC
    Member

    Squeak, I moved B6 not C6. Did you just draw it wrong? If you read it wrong, do you want to change yourmove? I’ll wait for your response before moving.

    #1187092

    squeak
    Participant

    Oops. I did think that you had moved to c6, threatening my knight. But you clearly didn’t. I don’t see why I should be allowed to take back a move for my blunder. It’s your move.

    #1187093

    Joseph
    Participant

    awwwwwww, squeak is such an honest fellow! 🙂

    #1187094

    SJSinNYC
    Member

    Squeak, its hard playing a game this way, so you can change if you want. its up to you.

    #1187095

    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    check mate, check mate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #1187096

    squeak
    Participant

    This is like when I hold open the door for someone (not an eisha, chas vesholom), and the person insists “After you”. No, doink, it’s After YOU since I am the one who is holding the door. We could just sit for hours saying “No, you first” “No I insist” etc.

    Please just make your move. I wouldn’t want to be thought of as something other than an honest fellow 😉

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