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  • #1187098

    SJSinNYC
    Member

    Bb4

    #1187099

    SJSinNYC
    Member

    Ames, I am seriously rolling on the floor laughing…ok maybe not so seriously 🙂

    BTW Squeak, I wouldnt have thought you dishonest if you took the out. I’m not a crazed touch-move person!

    #1187100

    Pashuteh Yid
    Member

    SJS is sinning (cheating) again. You can’t trust her for a minute. When nobody is looking, she’ll remove her opponent’s queen from the board.

    #1187101

    squeak
    Participant

    Just saw that you moved. Sorry. I’ll make mine soon.

    #1187102

    squeak
    Participant

    0-0

    I can see that my blunder is going to cost me. Ah well.

    #1187103

    squeak
    Participant
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    SJSinNYC
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    A B C D E F G H

    SQUEAK

    #1187104

    anonymisss
    Participant

    ames, you remind me. What should a woman say if her husband orders her to jump out the window? After you, dear…

    ~a~

    #1187105

    moish01
    Member

    anonymisss, “ladies first”

    #1187106

    squeak
    Participant

    Not as good as this one-

    Woman: If you were my husband, I’d serve you poisoned food

    W. Churchill: If I were your husband, I would eat it

    #1187107

    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    squeak, I think that you should have taken back the move. Chess is a game of skill, not chance and therefore the game shouldn’t be affected by a “dumb move”.

    #1187108

    squeak
    Participant

    I’ll be OK, thanks. Anyway, real games are affected by dumb moves every game. Especially my games 🙂 🙂

    #1187112

    squeak
    Participant

    waiting for your move…

    #1187113

    SJSinNYC
    Member

    Bb7 (sorry I forgot. And your blunder will only cost you if I realize what it is)

    #1187114

    squeak
    Participant

    Qd4

    The blunder I was referring to was moving my knight back when I didn’t have to. You already capitalized on it by developing your bishop to pin my knight and reducing my time advantage. If I had left my knight, you could not have developed that bishop plus I would have had another move.

    #1187115

    squeak
    Participant
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    SJSinNYC
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    A B C D E F G H

    SQUEAK

    #1187116

    SJSinNYC
    Member

    Ah ok I thought I might have missed something more 🙂

    OK, time to think…

    #1187117

    SJSinNYC
    Member

    Bxc3

    #1187118

    squeak
    Participant

    Don’t bother. It’s mate in 17 moves.

    #1187119

    squeak
    Participant

    Bxc3

    #1187120

    SJSinNYC
    Member

    Squeak, you think I can think that far ahead? With a 900 rating? LOL

    #1187121

    SJSinNYC
    Member

    Nf6

    #1187122

    squeak
    Participant

    You think I can?

    Anyway, your gameplay is indicative of a higher rating.

    #1187123

    SJSinNYC
    Member

    Thanks Squeak. I can do openings. My middle game is TERRIBLE. This is the part where its easy to slaughter me 🙂

    #1187124

    squeak
    Participant

    Qe5+

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    SJSinNYC
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    SQUEAK

    #1187125

    squeak
    Participant

    So you’re not lying about your rating, and you’re not getting help, but you do know how to defend against the Danish gambit? I never heard of a 900 who knew the Danish. Even if I had, the 900 would not know how to defend it or adapt to minor changes.

    I think your rating is higher… But we’ll find out!

    #1187126

    gavra_at_work
    Participant

    Danish gambit… sounds yummy.

    #1187127

    SJSinNYC
    Member

    Qe7

    My coach showed it to us a few times. I kind of remembered the strategy. I didnt realize you didnt play the standard way though 🙂

    #1187128

    squeak
    Participant

    Qb5+

    #1187129

    SJSinNYC
    Member

    I see how you are trying to capture my rook, but I am just not sure the best way around it!

    #1187130

    squeak
    Participant

    Don’t worry about your rook, worry about your King! 14 moves….

    #1187131

    SJSinNYC
    Member

    ok…c6

    #1187132

    squeak
    Participant

    I didn’t expect that.

    Bxf6

    #1187133

    SJSinNYC
    Member

    Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

    Qxf6

    #1187134

    squeak
    Participant

    Qb3

    `.

    SJSinNYC

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    A B C D E F G H

    SQUEAK

    #1187135

    SJSinNYC
    Member

    Squeak, you are killing my pawn with your Queen on b3? Just want to make sure before continuing…

    #1187136

    squeak
    Participant

    Whoa. Something got messed up there with my post.

    SJS, you don’t have a pawn on b3.

    #1187137

    SJSinNYC
    Member

    Oh my stupidity! I was thinking b6. I have these moments sometimes LOL.

    #1187138

    squeak
    Participant
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    SJSinNYC
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    SQUEAK

    #1187139

    squeak
    Participant

    OK, good. BTW, if you had a pawn on b3 I most certainly would have taken it.

    #1187140

    SJSinNYC
    Member

    Qe6

    #1187141

    squeak
    Participant

    QRd1 (Queen’s rook)

    #1187142

    SJSinNYC
    Member

    Qxb3 (QXQ)

    #1187143

    squeak
    Participant

    Pxb3

    #1187144

    squeak
    Participant
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    SJSinNYC
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    A B C D E F G H

    squeak

    #1187145

    SJSinNYC
    Member

    O-O

    #1187146

    squeak
    Participant

    Rd7

    #1187147

    SJSinNYC
    Member

    c5

    #1187148

    squeak
    Participant

    sacrifice your bishop?

    #1187149

    squeak
    Participant

    If you did mean to sacrifice your bishop, then my move is

    Rxb7

    Otherwise, make a different move.

    #1187150

    SJSinNYC
    Member

    I totally wasnt paying attention, but thats ok 🙂

    Re8

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