March 19, 2010 2:14 am at 2:14 am #591425
I often eat near my computer, and I”m pretty certain that there’s chametz in my keyboard. Any suggestions of how to get the chametz out and keep the keyboard (and hard drive :)) intact?
thanks!March 19, 2010 2:29 am at 2:29 am #682052GabbyMember
First of all, don’t eat or drink by your computer. Drinking is even worse because if something spills, it could ruin the inside mechanisms. If you had a plastic keyboard cover, you could easily shake off crumbs and wash the stickiness off. I am assuming that you don’t, so you can clean off visible chametz with a Q-tip between the keys and then spray a compressed air can to extract anything leftover.
P.S. Your computer probably came with little cleaning brushes that are more effective than Q-tips.March 19, 2010 4:00 am at 4:00 am #682053
PC Magazine said you can soak a keyboard in distilled water and let it dry for 2 days.March 19, 2010 4:44 am at 4:44 am #682054
Computers are so full of shmutz, the only way to clean them is by libun; heat it in a self clean oven until it glows.March 19, 2010 1:47 pm at 1:47 pm #682055Mayan_DvashParticipant
Get a can of compressed air and blow out the stuff between the keys. You can get those in a computer supply store. Another idea is to sell the keyboard and mouse with the chometz and get a (cheap) keyboard just for pesach use.
;March 19, 2010 2:23 pm at 2:23 pm #682056
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Cherrybim, how did you post your message without one of those “schmutzdik” computers?March 19, 2010 3:43 pm at 3:43 pm #682058
hereorthere: I already did libun gamur and it’s been reconstituted.March 19, 2010 5:03 pm at 5:03 pm #682059
Just cover it with foil. The more, the better.March 19, 2010 5:05 pm at 5:05 pm #682060
regarding the crumbs and your HD. is this an external drive? would be quite a feat for crumbs to get into your disk drive.March 19, 2010 5:20 pm at 5:20 pm #682061d aMember
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2. Disconnect all Internet servers from the Internet.
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Enjoy your Chol HaMoed typing! (is that muttar? is it considered writing???)March 19, 2010 5:37 pm at 5:37 pm #682062
Sorry I wasn’t more specific…it’s a laptop, so I can’t exactly hack off the keyboard. 🙂March 19, 2010 7:33 pm at 7:33 pm #682063HidingUnderCoverMember
Here’s what we do, takes 25 minutes:
1. Unplug the keyboard, of course
2. Google a layout of a keyboard and print it, or draw one yourself.
3. Pop out the keys with a knife.
4. Soak the keys in warm soapy water in a big bowl for a few minutes. Swish around.
5. Rinse them and dump into a sieve. Shake around to get out the most water.
6. Put the keys into a big towel and shake it around. Leave it in there for a good 10 minutes.
7. Wipe down keyboard, with knife and damp shmattah.
8. If you have compressed air, that does 50% of the job.
Note: You should probably have someone who knows what they are doing help you if you are going to take apart the keyboard so that you don’t permanently damage it.March 19, 2010 9:17 pm at 9:17 pm #682064ronrsrMember
(keep in mind that I not only eat and drink near my computer, but I own an online computer store)
Why not just buy a new keyboard for under $10 – you can get a pretty good one for that price. THen, you can have a Pesach keyboard, and a keyboard for the rest of the year. Just like the dishes. Sell the chometzdikh keyboard with your other chometz.March 22, 2010 7:52 pm at 7:52 pm #682065hello99Participant
Halacha does not require one to clean crumbs that are under the keys since they are inaccessible. Just wipe the surface well with a cleansing agent, and preferably wash your hands after touching the keyboard before handling food on Pesach.March 22, 2010 7:56 pm at 7:56 pm #682066ronrsrMember
also, now you can buy completely sealed, roll-up silicon keyboards. Schmutz can not get into them! They start in the $25 range.March 22, 2010 8:15 pm at 8:15 pm #682067
Silver foil. Just wrap your keybopard tight. I have heard that you are not mikayem “baal yeraeh” unless you have used at least 75 sq feet of silver foil as part of your pesach cleaning.March 22, 2010 9:02 pm at 9:02 pm #682068HalelujahMember
If you have a thin tongue you can lick out the crumbs, unless some crumbs are fleishig and some are milchig. The majority of your crumbs however, are probably parve, so the milchig/fleishig are probably batel bashishim and it’s not a problem altogether.March 23, 2010 1:29 am at 1:29 am #682069
yuck halelujah!!!!!!!! 🙂
So seriously, anyone have tips for cleaning a laptop keyboard??
thanks!March 23, 2010 9:42 am at 9:42 am #682070
plaid – I asked your shaila and the p’sak was that you need not worry since in all likelihood the mouse that hangs out near your keyboard has already eaten any chametz that you can’t see.March 23, 2010 2:57 pm at 2:57 pm #682071
I’m so tempted to throw my laptop at one of you….which I guess would solve my issue! 🙂March 23, 2010 3:21 pm at 3:21 pm #682072
I am quite aware it’s an Internet prank. It’s also very old- nobody uses “sysop” anymore. Reminds me of my old BBS days with my 2400 baud modem.March 24, 2010 8:25 pm at 8:25 pm #682073kapustaParticipant
just in time for Pesach?!March 24, 2010 9:35 pm at 9:35 pm #682075shtiegingMember
how about cleaning the inside of your screen?
click on this link to do so..
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