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“If you want to make a conservative angry, tell him a lie. If you want to make a liberal angry, tell him the truth. Works every time.”
(Thanks to CR poster msseeker, b’sheim Rush. msseeker added the all-too-true comment that this works for “conservative frum” Jews vs. “liberal frum” Jews too [on religious issues].)
As the Coffee Room gets meaner and meaner…..
Now you really got me going. I see it again and again, here and on other sites. First they step all over us insisting that their way is better and making fun of our “chumras”, and when we disprove them they get all mushy about ahavas yisroel and “equal righteousness”. Yeah, TV’s just as good as no TV, college’s just as good as yeshivah, pritzus is just as kosher as tznius (different standards, you know), kulos are the same as, or superior to, chumros. It’s pure chance that the UO OTD rate is in the single digits while MO is in the doubles. ?? ???? ???? ??????, in Korach’s words. It’s about time we man up, take pride in our success b”H, and tell them the truth: You’re on a slippery slope to Conservative Judaism or worse ch”v.
The Definitive Conservative vs. Liberal Quiz
Rules:
Ready?
Go!
1) X = pinko, Y = ?
2) X = hypocrite, Y = ?
3) X = moron, Y = ?
4) X = traitor, Y = ?
5) X = nazi, Y = ?
6) X = commie, Y = ?
7) X = puritan, Y = ?
8) X = g-dless, Y = ?
9) X = uptight, Y = ?
10) X = wingnut, Y = ?
11) X = socialist, Y = ?
12) X = greedy, Y = ?
13) X = ignorant, Y = ?
14) X = racist, Y = ?
15) X = baby killer, Y = ?
16) X = taliban, Y = ?
17) X = tree-hugger, Y = ?
18) X = chicken hawk, Y = ?
19) X = surrender monkey, Y = ?
20) X = pro abortion, Y = ?
21) X = anti choice, Y = ?
22) X = birther, Y = ?
23) X = gun nut, Y = ?
24) X = extremist, Y = ?
25) X = loon, Y = ?
26) X = Kenyan, Y = ?
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