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here, I’ll start: What did delaware? a brand new jersey! lol!
Was she friends with Mississippi?
if this joke would’ve been made on paysach it would be kitniyos!!!
one goal,
i don’t know, Alaska
that should put her out of her Missouri
🙂
:p> mbachur <d:
Guys gets pulled over. the cop says walk in a straight line. the guy says “well stop moving the line”
Why did the cookie go to the Dr.?
it was feeling crumby?
it had a chip in her knee?
it was burned?
chipped tooth?
wanted to feel butter?
all are awesome answers. my answer is cause it felt crumby
Those answers are half-baked.
you hit a raw nerve
You can’t have your cake and eat it too.
ouch
Who is the father of all corny jokes?
POPCORN!
<p><i>A french fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender “Hay , could I get a beer please”
The barthened looks at him shacking his head and say “No, we don’t serve food here”</i></p>
Well, send it back to the kitchen then.
1.Leaving your office on December 31st, and telling your collegues,
‘Bye everyone, see you next year’ (ugh!)
2.question; Where in the States do you live?
ANSWER; JEW York
3.why do pple put empty soda bottles in the fridge?
In case they have guests who DON’T want anything to drin,k
4. What do you do when someone shootys at you?
Make Chazeres HASHATZ!!
5. How do you say a Bachelor in Hebrew?
Naar Hoyissi, Gam Zakanti V’LO ROIYSI!!!
aishes chayil i dont get #5.what bracha do u make on a joke?haadama because its corny
that should put her out of her Missouri
Isn’t that why she sipped on Minnesota?
Wheres the rest of the song?
This guy in Israel orders chicken at a restaurant. When the waiter brings it, there’s a very bad smell accompanying it. ‘Take it back!’ he said. ‘Why?’ asked the waiter. ‘Cos this is either ‘fowl’ or its ????’??’, he replied!
why can two geese be together but not two ducks?
b/c then it would be a paradox!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Waiter;
A Bachelor;
Look at the last part of Birchas Hamozon……..Yiroo.
It says ..Naar Hoyisis (I was a lad) Gam Zokanti (I got older) Viloh Roiyisi (I didnt see, meaning he didnt see the girl, he missed the boat)
what happened to the corn when he took a flight,
his ears popped and turned into popcorn
I thought it’s “v’lo ra’ayosi”!
A waiter brings a portion of soup to the table and teh customer screams, “Hey, there’s a bug in that soup!!!!”
Waiter: “Do I look like a lifeguard?”
youre all cheaters! all those state jokes are from a kids song! Lol!
lol a dumb blonde walks into a library “hey, can i have a burger and fries please??” the librarian answers “this is a library” the blonde says in a whisper ‘can i have a burger and fries please??!!! lololol 🙂
Where is a vacuum cleaner mentioned in the Torah?
“al gichoncha taylach v’afar tochal!” (Breishis 3:14)
This lady wears the same sweater all year long. Comes Pesach and she wears a different one. Asks her children on Pesach night “Why is this Knit different…” (groan)
If a vegetarian eats vegetables,
what does a humanitarian eat?
How do you say flat tire in Ivrit?
Where does a bee sit?
kishke 4 shabbos:
“Where does a bee sit?”
HIS BEE-HIND!!!!!!!!!!!!! One of my favorites!!!!!!!!!! (from laffy taffy wrappers!!!)
🙂 :p 😀
I’m going to the store to buy a henway.
What’s a henway?
About 10 pounds.
What did the mayo say to the fridge?
Hey, close the door; I’m dressing!
A real corny groaner:
Q: What did the old calendar say as its owner was about to throw it into the garbage? A: I think my days are numbered!
why does a doctor have to sign first on a shtar kiddushin?
because he knows FIRST AID!
u guys r funny1
BSD, what’s the answer to your “How do you say flat tire in Ivrit?”
Why does a sea gull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel.
Why did the man jump off the Empire State Building? He wanted to make a smash hit on Broadway.
What does a grape say when an elephant stands on it? It lets out a little whine.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one.
How do you stop a skunk smelling? Hold its nose.
what sits under the ocean a shakes?
a nervous wreck!!
what has 16 wheels and flys???
a garbage truck!!
LOL 2 corny 4 me all these jokes!!
Who is the father of all corny jokes?
POPCORN!
corn gave birth to popcorn. its a known fact
sorry moski,
ocho made that joke above
coffee i was telling ocho that popcorn cant be the father of all corny jokes because corn came first
Why did the piece of gum cross the road?
Because it was attached to the chicken’s foot!!!!!
Enjoy some more corny jokes:
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/worst-joke-contest
thank you ayc,
that’s where I posted the popcorn joke
I had 2 ha’aros today when i watched a chicken cross the road:
Firstly, why can’t a chicken cross the road without having its motives questioned by people who only want to eat it?
by the way, the chicken i saw cross the road this morning, was being chased by my son.
just so you should know.
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