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March 9, 2011 6:13 pm at 6:13 pm #595581
here, I’ll start: What did delaware? a brand new jersey! lol!March 9, 2011 6:31 pm at 6:31 pm #1208898✡onegoal™Participant
Was she friends with Mississippi?March 9, 2011 6:37 pm at 6:37 pm #1208899ha ha ha haMember
if this joke would’ve been made on paysach it would be kitniyos!!!March 9, 2011 6:41 pm at 6:41 pm #1208900
i don’t know, AlaskaMarch 9, 2011 6:42 pm at 6:42 pm #1208901
that should put her out of her Missouri
:p> mbachur <d:March 9, 2011 7:10 pm at 7:10 pm #1208902maynishMember
Guys gets pulled over. the cop says walk in a straight line. the guy says “well stop moving the line”March 9, 2011 7:26 pm at 7:26 pm #1208903
Why did the cookie go to the Dr.?March 9, 2011 7:33 pm at 7:33 pm #1208904YW Moderator-80Member
it was feeling crumby?
it had a chip in her knee?
it was burned?
wanted to feel butter?March 9, 2011 7:36 pm at 7:36 pm #1208905
all are awesome answers. my answer is cause it felt crumbyMarch 9, 2011 7:40 pm at 7:40 pm #1208906☕ DaasYochid ☕Participant
Those answers are half-baked.March 9, 2011 7:46 pm at 7:46 pm #1208907YW Moderator-80Member
you hit a raw nerveMarch 9, 2011 7:49 pm at 7:49 pm #1208908☕ DaasYochid ☕Participant
You can’t have your cake and eat it too.March 9, 2011 7:50 pm at 7:50 pm #1208909
ouchMarch 9, 2011 8:56 pm at 8:56 pm #1208910guy-ochoMember
Who is the father of all corny jokes?
POPCORN!March 9, 2011 9:01 pm at 9:01 pm #1208911guy-ochoMember
<p><i>A french fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender “Hay , could I get a beer please”
The barthened looks at him shacking his head and say “No, we don’t serve food here”</i></p>March 9, 2011 9:07 pm at 9:07 pm #1208912ItcheSrulikMember
Well, send it back to the kitchen then.March 9, 2011 9:40 pm at 9:40 pm #1208913Aishes ChayilParticipant
1.Leaving your office on December 31st, and telling your collegues,
‘Bye everyone, see you next year’ (ugh!)
2.question; Where in the States do you live?
ANSWER; JEW York
3.why do pple put empty soda bottles in the fridge?
In case they have guests who DON’T want anything to drin,k
4. What do you do when someone shootys at you?
Make Chazeres HASHATZ!!
5. How do you say a Bachelor in Hebrew?
Naar Hoyissi, Gam Zakanti V’LO ROIYSI!!!March 10, 2011 12:43 am at 12:43 am #1208914waiter1Member
aishes chayil i dont get #5.what bracha do u make on a joke?haadama because its corny
March 10, 2011 2:36 am at 2:36 am #1208915kapustaParticipant
that should put her out of her Missouri
Isn’t that why she sipped on Minnesota?
Wheres the rest of the song?March 10, 2011 3:03 am at 3:03 am #1208916
This guy in Israel orders chicken at a restaurant. When the waiter brings it, there’s a very bad smell accompanying it. ‘Take it back!’ he said. ‘Why?’ asked the waiter. ‘Cos this is either ‘fowl’ or its ????’??’, he replied!March 10, 2011 3:41 am at 3:41 am #1208917
why can two geese be together but not two ducks?
b/c then it would be a paradox!March 10, 2011 6:17 am at 6:17 am #1208918
Why did the chicken cross the road?March 10, 2011 6:24 am at 6:24 am #1208919Aishes ChayilParticipant
Look at the last part of Birchas Hamozon……..Yiroo.
It says ..Naar Hoyisis (I was a lad) Gam Zokanti (I got older) Viloh Roiyisi (I didnt see, meaning he didnt see the girl, he missed the boat)March 14, 2011 3:40 am at 3:40 am #1208920
what happened to the corn when he took a flight,
his ears popped and turned into popcornMarch 14, 2011 4:29 am at 4:29 am #1208921msseekerMember
I thought it’s “v’lo ra’ayosi”!March 14, 2011 11:41 am at 11:41 am #1208922PosterMember
A waiter brings a portion of soup to the table and teh customer screams, “Hey, there’s a bug in that soup!!!!”
Waiter: “Do I look like a lifeguard?”March 31, 2011 10:23 pm at 10:23 pm #1208923dancinggirlMember
youre all cheaters! all those state jokes are from a kids song! Lol!March 31, 2011 11:06 pm at 11:06 pm #1208924GumBallMember
lol a dumb blonde walks into a library “hey, can i have a burger and fries please??” the librarian answers “this is a library” the blonde says in a whisper ‘can i have a burger and fries please??!!! lololol 🙂April 3, 2011 5:31 am at 5:31 am #1208925
hey guys these jokes r relly cute but their a lil bit corny lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!jk anyway thanks 4 all ur jokes now i finally have something 2 tell my friends !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and aishes chayil i relly like ur first joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!keep on sendimg more jokes dudetts rock on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!April 3, 2011 5:43 am at 5:43 am #1208926
Where is a vacuum cleaner mentioned in the Torah?
“al gichoncha taylach v’afar tochal!” (Breishis 3:14)April 3, 2011 4:19 pm at 4:19 pm #1208928BSDMember
This lady wears the same sweater all year long. Comes Pesach and she wears a different one. Asks her children on Pesach night “Why is this Knit different…” (groan)
If a vegetarian eats vegetables,
what does a humanitarian eat?April 3, 2011 4:19 pm at 4:19 pm #1208929BSDMember
How do you say flat tire in Ivrit?April 3, 2011 8:13 pm at 8:13 pm #1208930kishke 4 shabbosMember
Where does a bee sit?April 3, 2011 11:24 pm at 11:24 pm #1208931HLMMember
kishke 4 shabbos:
“Where does a bee sit?”
HIS BEE-HIND!!!!!!!!!!!!! One of my favorites!!!!!!!!!! (from laffy taffy wrappers!!!)
🙂 :p 😀April 4, 2011 12:14 am at 12:14 am #1208932Pashuteh YidMember
I’m going to the store to buy a henway.
What’s a henway?
About 10 pounds.April 4, 2011 6:30 am at 6:30 am #1208933HealthParticipant
What did the mayo say to the fridge?
Hey, close the door; I’m dressing!April 6, 2011 4:29 pm at 4:29 pm #1208934
A real corny groaner:
Q: What did the old calendar say as its owner was about to throw it into the garbage? A: I think my days are numbered!April 6, 2011 9:33 pm at 9:33 pm #1208935
U GUYS R GOOD!!!!!!!!September 5, 2011 4:20 am at 4:20 am #1208936
why does a doctor have to sign first on a shtar kiddushin?
because he knows FIRST AID!September 5, 2011 5:00 am at 5:00 am #1208937
u guys r funny1
BSD, what’s the answer to your “How do you say flat tire in Ivrit?”September 13, 2011 6:26 am at 6:26 am #1208938
Why does a sea gull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel.
Why did the man jump off the Empire State Building? He wanted to make a smash hit on Broadway.
What does a grape say when an elephant stands on it? It lets out a little whine.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one.
How do you stop a skunk smelling? Hold its nose.September 13, 2011 8:57 pm at 8:57 pm #1208940ha ha ha haMember
what sits under the ocean a shakes?
a nervous wreck!!
what has 16 wheels and flys???
a garbage truck!!September 13, 2011 9:14 pm at 9:14 pm #1208941GumBallMember
LOL 2 corny 4 me all these jokes!!September 18, 2011 9:50 pm at 9:50 pm #1208942Doodle-Man™Member
Who is the father of all corny jokes?
corn gave birth to popcorn. its a known factSeptember 18, 2011 10:13 pm at 10:13 pm #1208943
ocho made that joke aboveSeptember 18, 2011 11:34 pm at 11:34 pm #1208944Doodle-Man™Member
coffee i was telling ocho that popcorn cant be the father of all corny jokes because corn came firstSeptember 19, 2011 12:41 am at 12:41 am #1208945supergirl613Member
Why did the piece of gum cross the road?
Because it was attached to the chicken’s foot!!!!!September 19, 2011 3:06 am at 3:06 am #1208946
Enjoy some more corny jokes:
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/worst-joke-contestSeptember 19, 2011 3:35 am at 3:35 am #1208947
thank you ayc,
that’s where I posted the popcorn jokeDecember 15, 2011 8:20 pm at 8:20 pm #1208948BaalHaboozeParticipant
I had 2 ha’aros today when i watched a chicken cross the road:
Firstly, why can’t a chicken cross the road without having its motives questioned by people who only want to eat it?
by the way, the chicken i saw cross the road this morning, was being chased by my son.
just so you should know.
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