December 23, 2010 9:11 pm at 9:11 pm #593702Lakewood DudeMember
A new fast paced word game.
Write only one word.
The object of the game is to write a story each person writting only one word.
Please do not write more then one word even if it is on two seperate posts
let’s see how long our story can go for.
Please include puncuation when needed (. ,ect).
OnceDecember 23, 2010 9:30 pm at 9:30 pm #1026978real-briskerMember
ThereDecember 23, 2010 9:31 pm at 9:31 pm #1026979
happenedDecember 23, 2010 9:31 pm at 9:31 pm #1026980
toDecember 23, 2010 9:33 pm at 9:33 pm #1026981
meDecember 23, 2010 9:33 pm at 9:33 pm #1026982
andDecember 23, 2010 9:33 pm at 9:33 pm #1026983
aDecember 23, 2010 9:34 pm at 9:34 pm #1026984deiyezoogerMember
tornatoDecember 23, 2010 9:34 pm at 9:34 pm #1026986
yellowDecember 23, 2010 9:35 pm at 9:35 pm #1026987
something doesn’t make sense over here…?December 23, 2010 9:35 pm at 9:35 pm #1026988klachMember
dragonDecember 23, 2010 9:36 pm at 9:36 pm #1026989whatrutalkingabtMember
RhinocerousDecember 23, 2010 9:36 pm at 9:36 pm #1026990
this isnt going to work unless a moderator stands very close attention all the time eliminating duplicate posts and rapidly approving
i cantDecember 23, 2010 9:36 pm at 9:36 pm #1026991
What doesn’t make sense? “Once, there happened to me and a yellow dragon…”
Now shhh… you’re ruining the story. I’m trying to listen.December 23, 2010 9:36 pm at 9:36 pm #1026992klachMember
why not? “Once there happened to me and a yellow dragon something terrible. . .”December 23, 2010 9:41 pm at 9:41 pm #1026993
Derech- Whats a “there”?- if it happned i’d like to know what it is it seems impt!December 23, 2010 9:43 pm at 9:43 pm #1026994deiyezoogerMember
callapsedDecember 23, 2010 9:44 pm at 9:44 pm #1026995Jack DanielsMember
towerDecember 23, 2010 9:49 pm at 9:49 pm #1026996blueberrymuffinParticipant
…And can we please change the title to Story Time?December 23, 2010 9:51 pm at 9:51 pm #1026997
you need to learn English grammar. The use of “there” can be used as follows:
Once, there happened to me a shreklechah maaseh. I threw my father out the window a fleishigeh tongs to flip the burgers on the barbeque but instead…
See.December 23, 2010 9:56 pm at 9:56 pm #1026998
you need to learn English grammar
shreklechah, masseh, fleishigeh… hmmmmmmm sounds like YIDDISH to me:)
But thanx for clarifying, sorry for interrupting your intriguing story, continue listening to Morah.December 23, 2010 10:27 pm at 10:27 pm #1026999eclipseMember
Thanks for the laugh!Now THIS is a comedy script!December 23, 2010 10:30 pm at 10:30 pm #1027000
once THERE was a little old ant, thought he could move a rubber tree plantDecember 24, 2010 3:41 am at 3:41 am #1027001frumladygitMember
YOY this is so stupid! I clicked the thread STORYTIME! Thinking I share the best funniest story I have to tell you.
Ok I am going to anyways.
One night it was quiet and late, and I decided to do my telephone banking. So I get some overseas customer representative, he was probablly in India, and who was courteous and friendly. I made a request that he do something and while I was waiting for this request to finish, all was quiet. The house, all around me. And I was just sitting alone.
Suddenly he said : by the way MRS. _______ on behalf of the Bank of _____ we would like to wish you a very Happy Birthday.
I was totally overcome with a strange feeling. Like fear. Just shocked that in the middle of the night some guy overseas would knows today is my BIRTHDAY!!! I felt suddenly uneasy, so I sat up in my chair, still holding on to the ice cream cone I had treated myself to. And I asked :
Excuse me but how do you know its my birthday?
He : WEll MRS._______ at The Bank of __________we know everything.
Me: Oh really? (feeling even more weirded out) (I look around me, then my eyes fall suddenly on the ice cream in my hand). Well Then tell me what flavor ice cream am I eating right now?
He : Unfortuntalely MRS._______ our systems are not that far advanced yet.
ME & Him : Laugh.
Was that not hilarious?December 24, 2010 5:43 am at 5:43 am #1027002smartcookieMember
Frumlady- that’s funny!
Reminds me of one night my husband called Sprint and the rep, who was obviously new there, was excusing herself saying that Sprint is having a major “updation”.
She repeated this word about 3 times during the conversation.
(When the updation is complete…bla bla bla.)
She definitely needs some English language skills updation :D.December 26, 2010 1:18 am at 1:18 am #1027003frumladygitMember
ha ha no doubt!August 12, 2014 3:01 am at 3:01 am #1027004SayIDidIt™Participant
Anyone with any other funny customer service stories?
SiDi™August 12, 2014 3:18 am at 3:18 am #1027005To be or not to beMember
I saw a sign at yoffees in monsey on top of the staircase going down to the basement. instead of saying CAUTION: low ceiling it says CAUTION: low expectations
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