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    The only place I’m forced to remain silent (gasp – with an open mouth) – while listening to someone else.

    Hi. (aaaggghhhh)

    How are you? (aaaggghhhh)

    Your family? (aaaggghhhh)

    Oh, b”h I made it out with most of my teeth. (in my mouth)

    #1004427
    TheGoq
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    Frogs have teeth?

    #1004428
    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    Do Little Froggies use a dentist of the opposite gender?

    http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/potential-yichud-situation-at-work

    #1004430

    Oh. One more thing.

    Why do those instruments of torture make such frightening “dentist office” sounds. (could at least have them emit soft soothing classical music..)

    #1004431
    oomis
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    Please – I am going through a LOT of dental work right now, and it is NOT great to have a thread about it. “Is it safe?”

    #1004432
    WIY
    Member

    LF

    Many dentists play classical music. I find it unnerving. Dont try to fool me into a false sense of security!

    #1004433
    TheGoq
    Participant

    WIY they are trying to put you to sleep Mozart is cheaper than the gas they use.

    #1004434
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Dentists are people stuck psychologically at the stage at which a person sticks his fingers into other people’s mouths (6-12 months).

    #1004435

    WIY, I wasn’t referring to the sounds on their central music system. I was referring to the sounds those instruments of torture emit. Added for extra effect!

    Oomis: I’m sorry you’re going through anything “uncomfortable”. What’s not safe about having a thread about it. (you’re lucky you’re going through the work. Mine started a major renovation project and abruptly took a break to Vacation Land, U.S.A. – “any emergency, follow me”)

    #1004436
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    They are evil.

    #1004437

    The instruments?

    #1004439
    oomis
    Participant

    It was a movie reference. Going to the dentist is generally QUITE safe. And recommended.

    #1004440
    WIY
    Member

    “Going to the dentist is generally QUITE safe. And recommended.”

    For the dentists parnassah.

    #1004441
    oomis
    Participant

    For the dentists parnassah. “

    With ME, lately, that’s for sure!!!!! LOL

    #1004442

    WIY, so is eating candy good for the dentists.

    and Oomis – you’re not the only one with tooth renovation projects.

    #1004443
    Bookworm120
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    My dentist lets me have a choice of music I listen to. Unfortunately, it’s a rather limited selection of children’s cassette tapes, like Sesame Street. I don’t know which sounds scarier: the dentist’s drill or Elmo’s voice. 😛 B”H, I take good care of myself post-Purim, and so does my dentist, so I rarely hear that drill.

    @LAB – Come to think of it, the dentist’s drill sounds very similar to more “modern” music, complete with record scratches and other technologically-induced noises. No offense to Dr. Dreizech, of course!

    #1004444
    👑RebYidd23
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    Why don’t they give you the option of being unconscious most of the time? they want to see you suffer.

    Birds are so lucky. They can fly, and they never go to the dentist.

    #1004445
    Bookworm120
    Participant

    @rebyidd23 – Birds don’t have teeth, right?

    #1004446
    WIY
    Member

    I think its a good idea to go to the dentist on Purim after a few lechayims.

    #1004447
    oomis
    Participant

    and Oomis – you’re not the only one with tooth renovation projects”

    So sorry to hear that – refuah shelaima!

    #1004448

    Thanks.

    It’s not so bad (he’s still on vacation, teeth are still hanging in)

    #1004449
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Birds have beaks and wings, no teeth. They also have an easier time getting dressed in the morning.

    #1004450
    Bookworm120
    Participant

    “I think its a good idea to go to the dentist on Purim after a few lechayims.”

    After the dentist has had a few lechayims? o.O No way.

    #1004451
    WIY
    Member

    Bookworm120

    Yeah you will end up toothless lol and not remember how it happened.

    #1004452
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    No, it’s better to simply take a sleeping pill.

    #1004453
    oomis
    Participant

    B”H I was “crowned” today. My coronation means no more trips to the dentist for a little while, until the weather is more stable, and I don’t have to keep cancelling my appointments because the car is snowed in.

    #1004454

    I have to make a dentist appointment soon but I’m scared the dentist will steal all my teeth

    #1004455

    Speaking of dentists, can anyone recommend a good one on lakewood? So many people still go to Brooklyn, saying there are no good ones on Lakewood. has anyone used Dr. Polinsky?

    #1004456
    Bookworm120
    Participant

    Mazel tov, Oomis. 😀

    Gryffindorable – And sell them on the tooth fairy black market? 😛

    #1004457
    oomis
    Participant

    Thanks!I got a royal treatment.

    #1004458

    Yeah, I became doubly crowned while sitting (tied) on the dentist’s throne.

    #1004459
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    I just love going to the dentist. It’s a really enjoyable experience. Guess if I’m serious.

    #1004460

    rebyidd- My guess is yes! For real! Dentists are so cool!

    I love going to my dentist. He’s geshmak! He also happens to be my father, but on an objective level, he’s geshmak! Dentists are cool! They have these funky chairs, and all these cool instruments, and they employ physics and biology among other disciplines. They even get to paint sometimes and make cement, and sometimes that cement is color changing and basically dentists are really cool so everyone who isn’t so pleased with his/her dentist should just remember that dentists rock! The end.

    #1004461
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    I assume you’re kidding rather than face the fact that you’ve lost your mind.

    #1004462

    “Never assume unless it’s a line”-geometry teacher.

    That being said, were you speaking to me?

    #1004463

    Smiley: No one was talking. And I doubt he was even referring to you. (or anyone, right?)

    I LOVE the way you put it. Hey maybe he’s my dentist? (maybe I ask him tomorrow, that reminds me, ouch)

    #1004464
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Yes, I was. However, I do not trust geometry teachers.

    #1004465

    Thanks LF 🙂 Refuah Shlaima!

    rebyidd- I’m not sure I understand what your assumption is based off of. Would you care to elaborate? Thanks!

    (And for the record, she’s an awesome geometry teacher!)

    #1004466
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Dentists are evil. And so are 89.4% of geometry teachers.

    #1004467

    rebyidd-you were so so close to having a good argument, but you forgot one of the most important aspects-a qualifier. You may or may not have a valid point on geometry teachers, but because you generalize all dentists as evil, you lose the case. Besides, you wouldn’t be calling my father evil would you? Cuz then i may have to take drastic measures.:)

    #1004468

    Smiley: I forgot to ask today if he has any children prowling on the CR, until my mouth was out of commission (see opening remark). But no, they’re not evil at all (for a price)

    #1004469
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    I’m not generalizing–good people don’t grow up dreaming of becoming dentists, and besides, I wasn’t aware that it was a serious argument.

    #1004470

    Little Froggie-he doesn’t know what the CR is 🙂

    rebyidd-What makes you think that it is a serious argument? I’m not being any more serious than you are…

    #1004471

    Smiley: You’re not serious?!? Do you mean your father is not really a dentist?!? And the one who I went to (if that was your father) may actually just be a shoe maker?!? (no wonder my teeth…)

    I WANT MY TEETH BACK!!

    #1004472
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    I didn’t say it was a serious argument; I said I wasn’t aware that it was one.

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