Does Joseph Live in Eretz Yisroel?

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    Lightbrite
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    Does Joseph live in Eretz Yisroel?

    I thought that he lived on the east coast, either in Flatbush, Kiryas Joel, Williamsburg, or another famously frum city.

    Yet, it looks like he posted during Shavuos, Eastern time if he was living in NY or NJ.

    Where on earth is Joseph located?

    Thanks!

    #1740432

    I assume you realize we aren’t going to answer that question…

    #1740434

    zahavasdad
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    Joseph would never move to the Zionist occupied country until Moshiach comes

    #1740454

    Joseph
    Participant

    1. Wherever he lives, he might be somewhere else at any given time.

    2. Timestamps in the CR are when the mod approved the post, not when the post was submitted. (Until about 4 years ago it was based on when it was submitted, but that has since changed.) Whatever timestamps you object to only show when the mod was active, not when the poster was active. So your question might be is the mod in EY.

    3. In any event, not sure what you’re talking about altogether. Everything falls outside yuntif on the East Coast.

    Last pre-yuntif timestamp:
    June 7, 2019 7:18 pm at 7:18 pm
    First post-yuntif timestamp:
    June 11, 2019 6:05 am at 6:05 am

    4. As to your original question, I live in a total state of ruchniyos with no regard to physical location. (This point I’m sure will provide plenty of fodder to those lacking a sense of humor.)

    #1740465

    Phil
    Participant

    Lightbrite,

    One can never really know anything for certain about Josephine. That said, our resident troll spews forth a continuous stream of praise for “holy” Brooklyn and criticism of the growing majority of world Jewry who defy the imaginary ban of living in Eretz Yisrael before Mashiach’s arrival.

    #1740480

    TGIShabbos
    Participant

    Narrow it down by continent

    #1740466

    Forshayer
    Participant

    Maybe he does live on the East Coast but only holds 1 day? Maybe he really isn’t Frum at all? Who knows, who cares?

    #1740537

    Neville ChaimBerlin
    Participant

    I don’t find the timestamps to be accurate. I wonder if there should be an official rule regarding accusations of chillul shabbos based on timestamps. This isn’t the first time this topic has come up in the CR.

    #1740541

    Yosseleh
    Participant

    He lives under a bridge where he waits for goats to trip-trap by.

    #1740557

    Yabia Omer
    Participant

    I also noticed Joseph was mechalel chag. Hashem yechaper baado

    Where do you see that? And as stated above, it would be the mods who were mechalel Chag, not the poster. – 29

    #1740575

    Lightbrite
    Participant

    I didn’t mean to imply that Joseph G-d forbid was mechalel Shabbos or Yom Tov.

    I thought that maybe figuring out his time zone would give insight to his whereabouts.

    Truth is that sometimes I see someone and wonder if it’s Joseph. All I know is that Joseph is at least older than Bar Mitzvah age.

    Joseph could be anyone.

    Any of us.

    #1740645

    Yabia Omer
    Participant

    I still want Hashem to be Mechaper baado (or baada, hard to tell). That doesn’t change.

    #1741205

    Loshenhora
    Participant

    anyone remember the song written about the kidnapping of Yossi
    Called EYFO YOSSELE

    #1741216

    CTLAWYER
    Participant

    Joseph has posted in the past that he is employed by the New York City Public School System.

    #1741219

    ZeesKite
    Participant

    Joseph: “I live in a total state of …”

    WOW!! That we have reached this day!!!

    Straight out of his mouth (or keyboard). He lives in a state… a state is a Medina, no?

    #1741231

    Lightbrite
    Participant

    CTLAWYER!!! Thank you for your clue 🙂

    #1741232

    Lightbrite
    Participant

    Joseph, are you pro-public school or at least semi-pro-public school?

    #1741561

    ubiquitin
    Participant

    “Joseph could be anyone. Any of us.”

    Joseph is all of us. We all have an inner Joseph telling us to do foolish things. for example that urge to touch a wall that says “wet paint” is our inner Joseph talking.

    #1741590

    jdb
    Participant

    I went to yeshiva with Joseph. Quite sure he is not in EY, though we did lose touch some time ago.

    #1741642

    etzhar
    Participant

    To have a thread like this shows that we have nothing better to do with our time. And I was just as guilty to read it! … And post. Could have learnt a whole Mishna.

    #1741708

    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    No, I’m not joe

    I remember posting that I had a dream that I met joe in his house but I can’t find the post

    #1741733

    Joseph
    Participant

    CA: It wasn’t a dream. It was a while ago now, but when we met (it was a random coincidence that we even figured out that we know each other from here) you told me that meeting me is like a dream for you.

    But me an jdb go back a long way.

    ubiq: I’m y’all’s inner Pintele Yid.

    Lightbrite: I believe government should fund any school of every parent’s choice. Regardless of religion or lack thereof, public or private.

    ZeesKite: Am I Mishne L’Melech of said Medina?

    #1741738

    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    “CA: It wasn’t a dream. It was a while ago now, but when we met (it was a random coincidence that we even figured out that we know each other from here) you told me that meeting me is like a dream for you.“

    🙄

    I’m glad you’re not telling the truth for once (that would be a nightmare)

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