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    I was thinking about all the valuable advice, that everyone could benefit from if it was only posted. Feel free to post your best guidelines here.

    P.s You dont have to feel obligated to take it…

    #929976
    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    “it’s good advice to give good advice”

    Uncle Moishe

    #929977
    smartcookie
    Member

    Do not blink your eyes on Thursdays. Studies have shown it can be harmful to your health.

    #929978
    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    Don’t leave on a trip of several hours with pastrami sandwiches but no drinks.

    #929979
    BTGuy
    Participant

    lol @ PBA.

    I hate when that happens…

    #929980
    oot for life
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    #929981
    zahavasdad
    Participant

    Dont bet on the wrong horse

    #929982
    BTGuy
    Participant

    A good piece of free advice is, “You get what you pay for”.

    #929983
    WIY
    Member

    Dont bite the hand that feeds you.

    #929984
    BTGuy
    Participant

    Please do not remove shopping carts from the premises.

    #929985
    cinderella
    Member

    Don’t try to unjam a hand-blender with your hand. Because yeah, your hand will get blended. I just did this last night *bow*

    #929986
    BTGuy
    Participant

    Spray away from eyes and face.

    #929987
    YW Moderator-20
    Moderator

    Keep a cat in your home to prevent the mice from eating your leftover pasta.

    Feed your cat or else it’ll die.

    #929988
    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    Always know where your towel is.

    #929989
    squeak
    Participant

    Good advice costs nothing, and it’s worth the price.

    #929990
    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    I sincerely doubt

    That the world could do without

    My gooood ad-vice!

    #929991
    netazar
    Participant

    La via del tren subterraneo es peligrosa. Si el tren se para entre las estaciones, quedese adentro. No salga afuera. Siga los instrucciones de los operadores del tren o la policia.

    #929992
    netazar
    Participant

    (The underground railway line is dangerous. If the train stops between stations, stay inside. Do not go outside. Follow the instructions of the train operators or the police.)

    #929993
    OneOfMany
    Participant

    If you’re going to hitchhike on a flying saucer, make sure it’s green.

    #929994
    netazar
    Participant

    Measure twice, cut once.

    #929995
    YW Moderator-20
    Moderator

    Always button your shirt right.

    #929996
    longarekel
    Member

    Don’t go with the flow. There’s a waterfall ahead.

    #929997
    ED IT OR
    Participant

    when in England drive on the left

    #929998
    its_me
    Member

    Ne gaspillez pas trop de temps sur yeshivaworld.com votre famille a besoin de vous. toujours utiliser Google translate quand vous ne savez pas comment lire quelque chose.

    #929999
    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    Here’s some advice that can really help:

    Take one, twice a day, for 10 days

    #930000
    Aishes Chayil
    Participant

    When its time to do a shidduch , make a list of ten things which are important to you.

    If your offered something which has 7 out of those 10 requirements, TAKE IT!!!!!!

    #930001

    If you are ever really depressed, skip all the health freaks advice to take fish oil and hummus and just get that darn zoloft!

    #930002
    BTGuy
    Participant

    lol arwsf.

    Now you sound like a doctor. lol

    #930003
    WIY
    Member

    Take all advice you receive here with a grain (or more) of salt.

    #930004
    ThePurpleOne
    Member

    never be pessimistic, it doesnt get you far…

    hmm hmm wiy.. take it w a grain of sugar!!

    #930005
    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    Go out and buy yourself a leather couch.

    #930006
    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down in the most delightful way.

    #930007
    squeak
    Participant

    Well you should always read the label, always read it well.

    #930008
    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    Never walk into the boarding area of any airline and cry: Hi Jack! and wave to your best friend Jack across the room.

    #930009
    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    Correct Punctuation is Crucial

    E.g. “Let’s Eat, Grandpa” vs. “Let’s Eat Grandpa”.

    #930010
    Torah613Torah
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    If someone doesn’t respond to a post you posted, don’t take it personally.

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