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  • #590431

    APushetaYid
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    anyone with a funny text message.. ?

    #659558

    mepal
    Member

    On the same note, I dont think its appropriate for someone to ask mechila from his friends by sending a text out to all his contacts. That’s not the way it should be done.

    #659559

    so far ive just gotten the typical

    #659560

    Joseph
    Participant

    cnp – how typical?

    #659561

    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    APY- why would you want it to be funny

    #659562

    mepal
    Member

    L’ Shanah Tova h

    May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs, and your stocks not fall .

    And may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest not rise.

    #659563

    mepal
    Member

    May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your cardiologist, your gastroenterologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist, your plumber, and the Internal Revenue.

    #659564

    mepal
    Member

    May you find a way to travel from anywhere to anywhere during rush hour in less than an hour, and when you get there may you find a parking space.

    #659565

    mepal
    Member

    May what you see in the mirror delight you, and what others see in you delight them.

    May the telemarketers wait to make their sales calls until you finish dinner, may your checkbook and your budget balance, and may they include generous amounts for charity.

    #659566

    anonowriter
    Participant

    May the brachos in your life this year be like text messages – unlimited and arriving at any time of day or night.

    #659567

    mazal77
    Participant

    Just got this one from my brother,

    Wishing you 12 months of happiness, 52 weeks of mazal, 365 days of Berecha, 8760 hours of nachat, 525600 minutes of simcha, & 31,536,000 seconds of good health & sweet year!

    #659568

    mazal77
    Participant

    After I got that text from my brother, I asked what about the 150 million dollars?

    #659569

    chofetzchaim
    Member

    Welcome to the 70’s!

    #659570

    mepal
    Member

    Mods, its spelled funNy.

    #659571

    mepal
    Member

    Do you still not get what I was trying to say?

    #659572

    Jax
    Member

    mepal: did you see the other issue with the thread title?!

    #659573

    squeak
    Participant

    mazal – tell your brother that it’s overkill! There are only 354 days and less than 51 weeks in the year 5770. And don’t get into minutes or seconds, ‘cuz then you’re asking for us nudniks to nitpick.

    May we all have 1 good year!

    #659574

    mepal
    Member

    Jax, the word ‘Vintching’ is a grammatically correct yiddish slang word. Funy is what’s causing the irking.

    #659575

    I fixed the title al pi Rambam

    #659576

    mepal
    Member

    You did?

    #659577

    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    Let us know when Purim is over for you

    #659578

    mepal
    Member

    80: Can you site that? Bring the exact page number, paragraph and quote?

    #659579

    mepal
    Member

    Thanks mod! Now we all feel much better 😉

    #659580

    mepal
    Member

    <whisper> I think you missed out on a space there.

    #659581

    squeak
    Participant

    mepal, I really don’t know what’s going on here, but the mod is playing with your head. If you look at the URL, you will see that there is nothing wrong with the title of the thread as originally submitted.

    😉

    #659582

    mepal
    Member

    Thanks squeak :-/

    mod, I’m glad I was the source of your humor for the today.

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