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anyone with a funny text message.. ?
On the same note, I dont think its appropriate for someone to ask mechila from his friends by sending a text out to all his contacts. That’s not the way it should be done.
so far ive just gotten the typical
cnp – how typical?
APY- why would you want it to be funny
L’ Shanah Tova h
May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs, and your stocks not fall .
And may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest not rise.
May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your cardiologist, your gastroenterologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist, your plumber, and the Internal Revenue.
May you find a way to travel from anywhere to anywhere during rush hour in less than an hour, and when you get there may you find a parking space.
May what you see in the mirror delight you, and what others see in you delight them.
May the telemarketers wait to make their sales calls until you finish dinner, may your checkbook and your budget balance, and may they include generous amounts for charity.
May the brachos in your life this year be like text messages – unlimited and arriving at any time of day or night.
Just got this one from my brother,
Wishing you 12 months of happiness, 52 weeks of mazal, 365 days of Berecha, 8760 hours of nachat, 525600 minutes of simcha, & 31,536,000 seconds of good health & sweet year!
After I got that text from my brother, I asked what about the 150 million dollars?
Welcome to the 70’s!
Mods, its spelled funNy.
Do you still not get what I was trying to say?
mepal: did you see the other issue with the thread title?!
mazal – tell your brother that it’s overkill! There are only 354 days and less than 51 weeks in the year 5770. And don’t get into minutes or seconds, ‘cuz then you’re asking for us nudniks to nitpick.
May we all have 1 good year!
Jax, the word ‘Vintching’ is a grammatically correct yiddish slang word. Funy is what’s causing the irking.
I fixed the title al pi Rambam
You did?
Let us know when Purim is over for you
80: Can you site that? Bring the exact page number, paragraph and quote?
Thanks mod! Now we all feel much better 😉
<whisper> I think you missed out on a space there.
mepal, I really don’t know what’s going on here, but the mod is playing with your head. If you look at the URL, you will see that there is nothing wrong with the title of the thread as originally submitted.
😉
Thanks squeak :-/
mod, I’m glad I was the source of your humor for the today.
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