April 24, 2011 6:12 pm at 6:12 pm #596447
i’m a real fan of quotes…anyone know good ones that i could add to my collection?April 24, 2011 6:29 pm at 6:29 pm #771738cooljudeMember
no soap radioApril 24, 2011 6:34 pm at 6:34 pm #771739
“Even if you’re on the right track you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”
– Arthur GodfriedApril 24, 2011 6:35 pm at 6:35 pm #771740seeallsidesParticipant
I always liked the saying –
Yesterday is History, Tomorrow a Mystery, Today is a Gift, Thats why it’s called the Present”April 24, 2011 7:05 pm at 7:05 pm #771741HERROpreaseMember
”if theres no gold at the end of the rainbow,id settle just for the pot’April 24, 2011 7:11 pm at 7:11 pm #771742goody613Member
PAA-wow i was just thinkng of that, where did you see it?April 24, 2011 7:23 pm at 7:23 pm #771743
I have it hanging on my fridge.April 24, 2011 7:34 pm at 7:34 pm #771744REALISTMember
Best one I ever heard:
“KILLING TIME ISN’T MURDER;
IT’S SUICIDE”April 24, 2011 7:43 pm at 7:43 pm #771745
realist- i luv it!!!! finally one i never heard of before…
i guess anyone who posts in the cr is SUICIDAL!! LOLApril 24, 2011 7:46 pm at 7:46 pm #771746
“Whenever I’m faced with a choice between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried before.”April 24, 2011 8:07 pm at 8:07 pm #771747optimusprimeMember
“Why is it when we talk to G-d, we’re said to be praying – but when G-d talks to us, we’re schizophrenic?”
– Lily TomlinApril 24, 2011 8:43 pm at 8:43 pm #771748REALISTMember
Li’l Sally, How ’bout this…
“I MAY BE SCHIZOPHRENIC,
BUT AT LEAST I HAVE EACH OTHER.”April 24, 2011 8:50 pm at 8:50 pm #771749April 24, 2011 8:54 pm at 8:54 pm #771750
realist; ha ha!!! good one!!! keep them comin…;)April 24, 2011 8:58 pm at 8:58 pm #771751
peanuts; thanks soooo much!!!! how didja do that?April 24, 2011 9:46 pm at 9:46 pm #771752Y.S.G.F.K.Member
“honk while driving if you love hashem, text while driving if you wanna meet him”April 27, 2011 4:39 am at 4:39 am #771753brotherofursParticipant
its easier to go down a hill than up, but the view is always better at the topApril 27, 2011 4:42 am at 4:42 am #771754popa_bar_abbaParticipant
It’s easier to go down a hill than up, and there is usually more food and water on the bottom than on top.May 27, 2011 6:07 am at 6:07 am #771755Shticky GuyParticipant
Our bombs are smarter than the average high school or university student. They know how to find Afghanistan.
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
When they asked George Washington for ID, he took out a quarter.May 27, 2011 11:50 am at 11:50 am #771756joe1Member
When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.May 27, 2011 12:57 pm at 12:57 pm #771757Boro Park GirlMember
When the going gets tough, the tough eat chocolate.
Life is like riding a bicycle. When the going gets tough, its a good sign, it means you’re going uphill.
When kids are little we want to eat them up. when they get older, we’re sorry we didn’t.
When I married Mr. right, I didn’t know his first name was always.
Sign for a fridge: You’re being watched! If you do something wrong I’ll tell the scale.
Mystery Thriller Novels are only exciting because they happened to someone else.May 27, 2011 1:31 pm at 1:31 pm #771758cell alertMember
how about this one?
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and be quiet! 🙂
when i told it to my mom she couldn’t stop laughingMay 27, 2011 1:46 pm at 1:46 pm #771759ItcheSrulikMember
If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
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