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March 31, 2011 11:08 pm at 11:08 pm #596050
Please share your true horror stories.
Anything from a hitchhiking gone awry to much much worse.March 31, 2011 11:21 pm at 11:21 pm #755145s2021Member
One time I gave a yeshiva bochur a ride and he called me by my first name.March 31, 2011 11:23 pm at 11:23 pm #755146dancinggirlMember
uhh, why is that horrifying?March 31, 2011 11:23 pm at 11:23 pm #755147shev143Member
s2021: and…….March 31, 2011 11:24 pm at 11:24 pm #755148popa_bar_abbaParticipant
Once upon a time there was a chain saw murderer. He killed lots of people. And ate them. Until there were no more(no more chain saws.)April 1, 2011 12:51 am at 12:51 am #755149eclipseMember
Too many to mention!
But outrage is meant to become COURAGE…April 1, 2011 1:08 am at 1:08 am #755150kishke 4 shabbosMember
This is not actually a horror story, but could have been one…
Around 30 years ago, my friends mother, and her friends, were in camp and decided to go into town. They stood outside and waited for someone to offer them a hitch. Someone who looked like a frum yungerman asked them where theyre headed to and offered them a hitch. They knew the way to town and soon enough realized hes not going that way, buy they thought maybe he as a quicker route or something… After a while they realized it was no quicker route, but they were in a totally different place. They started saying Shema and they thought this is forsure it. On a very quite road he pulled over, and ordered them out of the car. They were thinking of the worst. A few minutes later, he told them to get back into the car. He said that he is frum like he looks, but he could have not been, and he only did this to teach them a lesson… He then asked them where they want to go and took them there, but made them promise never to take a hitch again.
LESSON TAUGHT!!!!!!!!April 1, 2011 1:19 am at 1:19 am #755151s2021Member
I would just reach over to the front seat, poke out his eyeball, and take controll of the wheel. Then order him out of the car, toss out his eyeball, and drive away. Wont ever need to except another hitch with my own car..April 1, 2011 1:23 am at 1:23 am #755152
kishke 4 shabbos –
I think the idiot that did that, did it for his own personal thrill.April 1, 2011 1:33 am at 1:33 am #755153toomuch00Member
s20 you CRACK ME UP! oh like la di da just poke out his eyeball. a serial killer could have a chainsaw or a gun but ho hum ill just poke out his eyeball and toss it out! Hysterical!!April 1, 2011 1:33 am at 1:33 am #755154GumBallMember
Why is this a thread 4 horror stories?? lk watz the point??April 1, 2011 1:43 am at 1:43 am #755156real-briskerMember
k4s – The gut is (not nice to write), who does he think he is to teach lessons?
EDITED POSTApril 1, 2011 1:51 am at 1:51 am #755157ZeesKiteParticipant
Will this thread bring anyone happiness?April 1, 2011 2:03 am at 2:03 am #755158
The horror genre is popular.April 1, 2011 3:27 am at 3:27 am #755159
when i was in tampa last year motzei pesach my friend and i decided to go to walmart but at 11:30pm the hotel shuttle was not running to take us shopping. so we walked. it was about an hour walk, 3 miles or so a direct route. as we were walking i noticed there were no pedestrians at all at all in the street but there was a helicopter flying above. my friend and i were talking and i kept thinking to myself ain od melvado. we finally got to walmart and we were walking thru the parking lot when i noticed a silver suv in the driveway leading out of the parking lot. my friend was blabbing and idk if she noticed it but i thought it was SUPER SUSPICIOUS!!! but we kept walking, all of a sudden a guy jumps out and tells us to come over to him….i was like no way in heck, i grabbed my friends hand to pull her along and quickened my pace. the guy stayed a distance away and kept saying stop tampa sherriff, i need to ask u girls some questions. finally my friend convinced me to stop. the sherrif asked us a bunch of questions, basically they were looking for two girls and the neighborhood we had walked thru was full of druggies and criminals and us being niave little ny’ers who dont think anyone will mess with us (well i am at least) so bh we took a cab back to the hotel at 2:30am and all was good and we still made our 6 am flights the next day. altho i fell asleep at my desk the next day at work ;))
bh, hashem was really looking out for us!!!April 1, 2011 3:36 am at 3:36 am #755160eclipseMember
cshapiro,your story is like a ghost…haunting every thread!
“New Baby Formula”…When I was in Tampa…
“Do you like the CR?”….When I was in Tampa….
Just kidding,I’m overtired:)April 1, 2011 3:38 am at 3:38 am #755161
lol eclipse, i remember singing to myself ‘hashem is here and hashem is there hashem is truely everywhere!!!’April 1, 2011 4:20 am at 4:20 am #755162real-briskerMember
Mods – What was wrong with the word I used in my previous post?April 1, 2011 4:48 am at 4:48 am #755163HealthParticipant
Waking up in the morning and finding caked blood all over my little son’s face.
My car started smoking and it wasn’t the raditiator, while I was driving on the highway. It ended up being the battery.April 1, 2011 5:31 am at 5:31 am #755164
ok here goes-
erev shabbos in camp, the first shabbos there, and a girl has to go to the hospital. since i was the only girl there over 21 who was not a married staff member i could go. they told me to take a cab back and there was money there ready for them. fast forward a few hours a cab finally comes to hospital only to tell me i need to pay then or get out. so i went back into hospital and they offered to pay for it. now i have to wait another like half hr to an hour for a cab. next guy comes. total druggie and he starts asking me questions about judaism. all of a sudden he starts saying hes outta gas. we pull over and he didnt even know where he was giong to begin with! now we are stuck on the side of the road. i had no cell as it was shabbos and i was really freaked out. next thing i know some guy pulls over and the cabbie goes over to him as if they are best friends. I was like omg this is it, this is it. this other guys comes to the car and introduces himself and says hi. i said to myself “even if im michalal shabbos because im opening the car door this should be the worst.” i was trying to do evenerything right the whole time which was extremely hard! now i go to sit on the ground and i said to the guy jokingly you wanna drive me abck to camp. he says yeah. he says hes gonna call his girlfriend and ask how to get there. he gets the directions and i go to open the door for the backseat. he tells me why you going there sit in the front. i was like uhhhhh ok. he saw i was so nervous that when he went to reach for his phone or drink he said im just getting this or im just getting that etc. now we are talking and he tells me he has twin daughters. i was like oh. he originally told me he was toveiah and i was like ok this is better but then he told me abt the girls and i was like wow. he was joking about being toveiah. he then told me his dad was dead and i asked him oh what did he do for a living and he said he was in jail and i said why and he said “because he murdered someone.” i was like ok lets get outta here now!!!! b”H i got back to camp and all was well…at 1am!April 1, 2011 6:40 am at 6:40 am #755165HealthParticipant
yogi – Why would you leave the girl by herself?April 1, 2011 4:01 pm at 4:01 pm #755166adorableParticipant
yogi- that story is not so normal! freaking me out!April 1, 2011 5:25 pm at 5:25 pm #755167HaLeiViParticipant
I think His Royal Highness I got what He asked for. Some really fantastic stories here.April 1, 2011 6:11 pm at 6:11 pm #755168
health-i didnt. her parents came to get herApril 1, 2011 6:38 pm at 6:38 pm #755169SacrilegeMember
You don’t strike me as the naive type.
I was sure everyone knew Tampa was a hell hole.April 1, 2011 8:10 pm at 8:10 pm #755170
sac-it depends where. my aunt lives there and shes in a nice area!April 3, 2011 3:13 am at 3:13 am #755171
im not, and if u dont believe me u can ask eclipse, we met over shabbos :)))
but anyways we were at a pesach hotel, so we didnt know what the surrounding neighborhoods were like…!??!April 3, 2011 3:38 am at 3:38 am #755172BasYisroel94Participant
And was meeting eclipse another horror story for this thread? Jk! 😉April 3, 2011 3:52 am at 3:52 am #755173ShrekMember
my teenage son walked into the house one night pressing a paper towel to his eye with blood dripping all over his shirt. “I think I need stitches,” he tells me, very calmly. “And I can’t believe I broke my glasses again.” It was surreal.
And yes, he did get 14 stitches in the emergency room thatnight. And he’s no longer allowed to play ball unless he wears a hockey outfit.April 3, 2011 4:03 am at 4:03 am #755174chayav inish livisumayParticipant
cshapiro- URE A GIRL????????????April 3, 2011 4:04 am at 4:04 am #755175mewhoParticipant
heres a great idea…dont pick up hitch hikersApril 3, 2011 4:11 am at 4:11 am #755176
bas yisroel, i could write a book!!! lol but shes very cute, she chapped it was me cause of my name and i said i was a cpa wannabe
chayav…is that a rhetorical question, its hard to tell?!!?
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