Husband Joke

The Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are four floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 – These Men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 – These Men Have Jobs and are Extremely Good Looking.

She goes to the third floor and the sign reads:

Floor 3 – These Men Have Jobs, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

Still, she goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 – These Men Will Learn in Kolel!

Due to our over supply we are offering a 50% discount. We have also opened the stairs exit for the overcrowded elevators.Please exit carefully. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.