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    shev143
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    The Husband Store

    A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

    You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are four floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

    Floor 1 – These Men Have Jobs

    She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

    Floor 2 – These Men Have Jobs and are Extremely Good Looking.

    She goes to the third floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 3 – These Men Have Jobs, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

    Still, she goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 4 – These Men Will Learn in Kolel!

    Due to our over supply we are offering a 50% discount. We have also opened the stairs exit for the overcrowded elevators.Please exit carefully. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

    #780396

    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    Joke is on the women; because the learning guys have girls lining up. It’s the working guys who have trouble finding dates.

    #780397

    Pac-Man
    Member

    Actually, as AZ has pointed out, no guys have a problem getting dates as there are more available girls than guys. The girls are desperate to just get *a* guy, and not be left behind when the music stops without a chair.

    #780398

    Patur Aval Assur
    Participant

    I don’t get the joke

    #780399

    s2021
    Member

    And in the basement r the men who r in Kollel.

    #780400

    ZeesKite
    Participant

    I don’t think one should poke fun at one who wishes to devote his life to Torah study. To denigrate Torah study? Not my cuppa’ coffee.

    #780401

    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    I don’t see the joke here (It’s completely true and is a compliment to kollel guys)

    There are four floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

    Floor 4 – These Men Will Learn in Kolel!

    the guys learning in kollel are worth far more than the good looking guys that help around the house

    #780402

    s2021
    Member

    In as in physically in.

    Men who will learn r different and can enjoy the 4th floor.. 😉

    #780403

    Patur Aval Assur
    Participant

    “Men who will learn r different and can enjoy the 4th floor.. ;”)

    What exactly is the difference between men learning in kolel and men who will learn in kolel?

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