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Hello, my name is Chananya Yom Tov Lipa Katzenellenbogenstein, and I am an average upper-middle-class Jew. My life has always been pretty normal, up until last week.
My wife always makes excellent food. But a few months ago, it started getting even better, and she couldn’t explain how it happened! Then, one night, I heard some rustling coming from down the hall. Concerned for the safety of my family, I tiptoed down the hall to see what was causing the noise. Then I saw it:
It was a one eyed, one horned, flying lukshen kugel eater! He was busy going through my fridge! I said, “Mr. Lukshen Kugel Eater, try to be nice! If you want some lukshen kugel, come, I’ll give you a slice!”
He gave me a klap on the head with his wing and said, “No, it’s already all gone! What happened to it?”
I told him he must have eaten it all, but there was plenty of potato kugel left.
“No,” he replied, “I ate that too! But come on, you can peel one more potato for the kugel!”
“No, I can’t!” I said. “Who do you think you are? Some kind of big k’nocker? This is my home! You can’t just barge in here!”
Ok, that’s all I’ve got now. See, I can’t do a good job trolling. Can someone give me some advice?
Don’t make fun. The reason he stated his name is to proved he’s a real live person. As the Gemarah says (somewhere) ??? ??? ???? ???. It could all be fictitious, (including his name) he’s just stating that he’s in fact a real person. (what kind is not nogea)
You need to stand on your head. Standing on your head gives you weird ideas.
Me?
Head??
Was it a purple lukshen kugel eater by any chance?
No, DaMoshe should stand on his head if he wants to troll better. Or you could stand on his head. That would also work.
Ell oh ell!
I thought you were making a vachtnact sorry
lol,
the way too have good troll posts is by living under a bridge
pba,
a purple lukshen kugel eater is a variation of the blue lukshen kugel eater
When trolling, make sure you submit more posts that get deleted than approved.
But it’s very difficult to get the maximum deleted without being blocked.
Why haven’t I seen this thread in Country Yossi magazine?
Does Country Yossi magazine really quote the CR? I should start buying it so I can see if they quote me.
Do you get blocked after a certain number of deleted posts?
What happens if the moderators are on vacation (like right now)? Can anyone post whatever they want?
Yossi Toiv generally only reprints threads that have my wisdom imparted in it. Which is why I’m quoted nearly every week.
Really? I have to start buying it. Where do they sell it? I haven’t seen it in years – I didn’t even know it was still around. Do they sell it in EY?
Joseph, since you seem to read it, have they ever quoted me?
Joseph, maybe you’re Country Yossi??? That would explain why you have the same name and why they always quote you.
It’s free. I believe they’ve quoted you too. And it’s monthly (weekly was a typo.) Still remember their first issue. Was about the time I was on the air with him.
I just found it online. In the first issue I checked, they quoted me!! I found that really funny. I was mortified at first, but when I read it, I saw that most of the posts they quoted from me were pretty intelligent, so it’s okay.
You were on the air with CY?
It looks like it’s 3 times a year.
Whoa LU that’s so cool!
You’re famous 🙂
OMGOSH!!!! I’m there too 🙂 Yays this is so exciting. Saw the “Is Dating Tznius” thread 🙂 🙂 🙂
Thanks Joseph!!!
Yeah, that’s the one I saw. lol.
I think I was on the air twice with Country Yossi. In the mid-80s. I was also on the air with Rush Limbaugh and the entire WABC roster at some points in the 90s.
Who’s Rush Limbaugh and WABC? Why were you on the air?
Joseph: They called you? You were on the radio?
I called in. And was put on the air.
Rush has been America’s most listened to national talk radio host for the past 30 years. WABC was the flagship NYC radio station until a few years ago.
I also met Mr. Limbaugh in the city in the mid-90s.
What did you call in about?
National politics.
I also spoke to Governor George Pataki of New York, Mayor Rudy Guiliani of New York and various candidates for office at different times on the radio.
Cool. How’d you get to meet Limbaugh? What did you say on the radio?
I might (or might not) still have a recording of myself on the air with him. I may have discussed Bill Clinton’s tragic fiasco in Waco, Texas with the Branch Davidians.
cool
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