November 10, 2014 7:17 pm at 7:17 pm #614204DaMosheParticipant
Hello, my name is Chananya Yom Tov Lipa Katzenellenbogenstein, and I am an average upper-middle-class Jew. My life has always been pretty normal, up until last week.
My wife always makes excellent food. But a few months ago, it started getting even better, and she couldn’t explain how it happened! Then, one night, I heard some rustling coming from down the hall. Concerned for the safety of my family, I tiptoed down the hall to see what was causing the noise. Then I saw it:
It was a one eyed, one horned, flying lukshen kugel eater! He was busy going through my fridge! I said, “Mr. Lukshen Kugel Eater, try to be nice! If you want some lukshen kugel, come, I’ll give you a slice!”
He gave me a klap on the head with his wing and said, “No, it’s already all gone! What happened to it?”
I told him he must have eaten it all, but there was plenty of potato kugel left.
“No,” he replied, “I ate that too! But come on, you can peel one more potato for the kugel!”
“No, I can’t!” I said. “Who do you think you are? Some kind of big k’nocker? This is my home! You can’t just barge in here!”
Ok, that’s all I’ve got now. See, I can’t do a good job trolling. Can someone give me some advice?November 10, 2014 8:19 pm at 8:19 pm #1221907Little FroggieParticipant
Don’t make fun. The reason he stated his name is to proved he’s a real live person. As the Gemarah says (somewhere) ??? ??? ???? ???. It could all be fictitious, (including his name) he’s just stating that he’s in fact a real person. (what kind is not nogea)November 10, 2014 8:32 pm at 8:32 pm #1221908
You need to stand on your head. Standing on your head gives you weird ideas.November 10, 2014 8:49 pm at 8:49 pm #1221909Little FroggieParticipant
Head??November 10, 2014 9:26 pm at 9:26 pm #1221910popa_bar_abbaParticipant
Was it a purple lukshen kugel eater by any chance?November 10, 2014 9:59 pm at 9:59 pm #1221911
No, DaMoshe should stand on his head if he wants to troll better. Or you could stand on his head. That would also work.November 10, 2014 10:53 pm at 10:53 pm #1221912ivoryMember
Ell oh ell!November 11, 2014 12:15 am at 12:15 am #1221913bp yiddParticipant
I thought you were making a vachtnact sorryNovember 11, 2014 12:25 am at 12:25 am #1221914☕️coffee addictParticipant
the way too have good troll posts is by living under a bridge
a purple lukshen kugel eater is a variation of the blue lukshen kugel eaterNovember 11, 2014 12:27 am at 12:27 am #1221915YW Moderator-29 👨💻Moderator
When trolling, make sure you submit more posts that get deleted than approved.November 11, 2014 12:38 am at 12:38 am #1221916
But it’s very difficult to get the maximum deleted without being blocked.March 5, 2017 11:13 pm at 11:13 pm #1221918
Why haven’t I seen this thread in Country Yossi magazine?March 5, 2017 11:40 pm at 11:40 pm #1221919
Does Country Yossi magazine really quote the CR? I should start buying it so I can see if they quote me.March 5, 2017 11:41 pm at 11:41 pm #1221920
Do you get blocked after a certain number of deleted posts?
What happens if the moderators are on vacation (like right now)? Can anyone post whatever they want?March 5, 2017 11:41 pm at 11:41 pm #1221921
Yossi Toiv generally only reprints threads that have my wisdom imparted in it. Which is why I’m quoted nearly every week.March 5, 2017 11:46 pm at 11:46 pm #1221922
Really? I have to start buying it. Where do they sell it? I haven’t seen it in years – I didn’t even know it was still around. Do they sell it in EY?
Joseph, since you seem to read it, have they ever quoted me?March 5, 2017 11:48 pm at 11:48 pm #1221923
Joseph, maybe you’re Country Yossi??? That would explain why you have the same name and why they always quote you.March 5, 2017 11:48 pm at 11:48 pm #1221924
It’s free. I believe they’ve quoted you too. And it’s monthly (weekly was a typo.) Still remember their first issue. Was about the time I was on the air with him.March 6, 2017 12:18 am at 12:18 am #1221926
I just found it online. In the first issue I checked, they quoted me!! I found that really funny. I was mortified at first, but when I read it, I saw that most of the posts they quoted from me were pretty intelligent, so it’s okay.
You were on the air with CY?March 6, 2017 12:21 am at 12:21 am #1221927
It looks like it’s 3 times a year.March 6, 2017 12:55 am at 12:55 am #1221928LightbriteParticipant
Whoa LU that’s so cool!
You’re famous 🙂
OMGOSH!!!! I’m there too 🙂 Yays this is so exciting. Saw the “Is Dating Tznius” thread 🙂 🙂 🙂
Thanks Joseph!!!March 6, 2017 1:30 am at 1:30 am #1221929
Yeah, that’s the one I saw. lol.March 6, 2017 1:38 am at 1:38 am #1221930
I think I was on the air twice with Country Yossi. In the mid-80s. I was also on the air with Rush Limbaugh and the entire WABC roster at some points in the 90s.March 6, 2017 1:57 am at 1:57 am #1221931
Who’s Rush Limbaugh and WABC? Why were you on the air?March 6, 2017 2:02 am at 2:02 am #1221932LightbriteParticipant
Joseph: They called you? You were on the radio?March 6, 2017 3:04 am at 3:04 am #1221933
I called in. And was put on the air.
Rush has been America’s most listened to national talk radio host for the past 30 years. WABC was the flagship NYC radio station until a few years ago.
I also met Mr. Limbaugh in the city in the mid-90s.March 6, 2017 3:06 am at 3:06 am #1221934
What did you call in about?March 6, 2017 3:08 am at 3:08 am #1221935
I also spoke to Governor George Pataki of New York, Mayor Rudy Guiliani of New York and various candidates for office at different times on the radio.March 6, 2017 3:35 am at 3:35 am #1221936
Cool. How’d you get to meet Limbaugh? What did you say on the radio?March 6, 2017 5:19 am at 5:19 am #1221937
I might (or might not) still have a recording of myself on the air with him. I may have discussed Bill Clinton’s tragic fiasco in Waco, Texas with the Branch Davidians.March 6, 2017 10:13 pm at 10:13 pm #1221938
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