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    _TM — Huh?


    lol this is a good place for clean chuck norris jokes (posting for future google searches)

    just my hapence

    Like Corporal Nobbs, Chuck Norris has a certificate to prove he’s human but for a very different reason…

    Shticky Guy

    Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

    Chuck Norris can delete the

    Recycling Bin.

    Bill Gates lives in constant fear that

    Chuck Norris’ PC will crash.

    Chuck Norris can strangle you with

    a cordless phone.

    Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

    When Chuck Norris enters a room,

    he doesn’t turn the lights on, he

    turns the dark off.

    When Chuck Norris looks in a

    mirror the mirror shatters,

    because not even glass is stupid

    enough to get in between Chuck

    Norris and Chuck Norris.

    Brett Favre can throw a football

    over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can

    throw Brett Favre even further.

    The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris.

    He is the end of all things.

    Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris’ calendar goes

    straight from March 31st to April

    2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.

    If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on

    Google it doesn’t say, “Did you

    mean Chuck Norris?” It simply

    replies, “Run while you still have

    the chance.”

    Etc etc etc

    YW Moderator-42

    Chuck Norris got to Meron and back with no traffic.

    Ctrl Alt Del

    There is no chin under chuck’s beard, there is only another fist.

    YW Moderator-42

    Chuck Norris can tell you every one of Joseph’s screennames. He can also moderate moderators and he can even block the Editor!

    🍫Syag Lchochma

    42- very funny! Does he know the passwords too?

    YW Moderator-42

    Chuck Norris doesn’t need passwords, he just stares at the screen and it logs him in as a Super-Editor.

    Shticky Guy

    Chuck Norris has braile on his foot so blind peoole know what hit them

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