June 17, 2011 6:19 pm at 6:19 pm #597465
R U ONE???June 17, 2011 8:51 pm at 8:51 pm #1005941
OH YEAH!!…… i love this thread! but its mbyhbhsfgo….June 17, 2011 9:17 pm at 9:17 pm #1005942ZeesKiteParticipant
Some of those ABCs I didn’t learn yet.June 17, 2011 9:23 pm at 9:23 pm #1005943ChachamParticipant
Michigan High School Football Coaches Association ?///?????????June 17, 2011 9:41 pm at 9:41 pm #1005944simcha manMember
You better believe I am!
Uh what is an MBY(HB)HSFGO?June 17, 2011 10:09 pm at 10:09 pm #1005945ABCDEFGHIJKLParticipant
Chacham- nope, try again!
simcha man- I wouldn’t believe that for a half of a second! If you are one, you would know what it means.June 17, 2011 10:12 pm at 10:12 pm #1005946
woo hooo!!!!!! yups yups i am 😉
the best place in the whole wide world!!!!June 17, 2011 10:35 pm at 10:35 pm #1005947rebbi1Participant
machon bais yaakov high school for girlsJune 18, 2011 12:26 am at 12:26 am #1005948gefenParticipant
Machon Bais Yaakov High School For Girls Only???
Modest Bais Yaakov High School Frum Girls’ Organization???
Modest Beautiful Young Happy Sophisticated Frum Gorgeous Orthodox – yup that’s it. And I am definitely one 🙂June 19, 2011 1:59 am at 1:59 am #1005949
its Machon Bais Yaakov High School for Girls Only.. and no thank heavens I am not one. whoa.
and red nails, didn’t you forget the hilda birn part of it?June 19, 2011 2:07 am at 2:07 am #1005950basket of radishesParticipant
Make Big Yellow Happy Smiles For Gods Orthodox. How is that one?June 19, 2011 4:58 am at 4:58 am #1005951giggle girlParticipant
rebbi1 and gefen – are you really the same person or do great minds just think alike?June 19, 2011 5:21 am at 5:21 am #1005952shlishiMember
Machon Beis Yaakov Hilda Birn High School For Girls Only
P.S. The best girl’s high school on this side of the Atlantic!June 19, 2011 5:42 am at 5:42 am #1005953Boro Park GirlMember
shlishi- I don’t agree!
My school is better!!!June 19, 2011 5:52 am at 5:52 am #1005954
Were you “sentenced” by Rabbi Blum?June 19, 2011 5:52 am at 5:52 am #1005955
And no, I did not go to Machon.June 19, 2011 6:02 am at 6:02 am #1005956
emlf- nope never!!June 19, 2011 6:39 am at 6:39 am #1005957
I just want to comment: I did not cholila mean ANYTHING derogatory by my comment. Rabbi Blum shlit”a is a VERY chashuva rov and I am very, very glad that I had the zechus to have been one of his students. He is an AMAZING teacher.June 19, 2011 6:51 am at 6:51 am #1005958June 19, 2011 7:14 am at 7:14 am #1005959simchashachaimMember
1)boys names- menasha, baruch, yehuda, hudi, simcha, farfel gavriel, osniel
2) girls names- menucha, batya, yehudis, hanna, shosh,faigey, gabi, orpa.
3) My Bashert-Yanki- Hasn’t Showered For Generations Over
4) Miami Boys Choir Has Such Funny Girly Outfits
5)My Boys Yesheva High Schools Fahert, Got Obliderated
6) Modernish, Bais Yaakov,Hassidut, Sefardi,Frum, Goiyish, Observant
7)My Bais Yaakov Has Served Fish Goo Occasionally
okay ad kan.
What can u come up with?June 19, 2011 7:48 am at 7:48 am #1005960
kapusta-u 2!?!?!?!??!?! woa!!! im in shock 😉June 19, 2011 2:17 pm at 2:17 pm #1005961the.nurseMember
none of you guys had Rabbi O saying to keep away from OTB’s (i.e., Off Track Bochurs)? maybe that was before your times..June 19, 2011 5:22 pm at 5:22 pm #1005962
or how bout Rabbi Blum’s nobel prize worthy “bagel theory” on brachos…June 19, 2011 7:34 pm at 7:34 pm #1005963bygirl93Member
nope i’m a TAGHSALUMNA!June 19, 2011 10:35 pm at 10:35 pm #1005964June 19, 2011 10:58 pm at 10:58 pm #1005965
the nurse-of course!!!
OTB, ATM, ASK, GMG, DVD
“AIN DARKUM SHEL BNOS YISROEL!!”
“june september i’m a member of the machon family…2,3,4!”June 19, 2011 11:08 pm at 11:08 pm #1005966bygirl93Member
it culd be Mesores Beis Yaakov for Girls onlyJune 19, 2011 11:48 pm at 11:48 pm #1005967esssMember
didnt go to machon but we were told about itfapods in high school also… anyone here remember the itfapod about the nosebleed seats? also did you machon ppl ever get sentenced to elba?June 20, 2011 12:01 am at 12:01 am #1005968ObaminatorMember
Is Machon chasidish? What are the hashkafos of the beis yaakov?June 20, 2011 1:06 am at 1:06 am #1005969splendaMember
It’s a mix of litvish and chasidish with a yeshivish hashkofa.June 20, 2011 1:10 am at 1:10 am #1005970
Was the bagel theory from before my time?
Getting a “B” (Rabbi Blum)
Free period? Whats that?
Those sink things in the C class on every floor?
A Point to Ponder?June 20, 2011 1:20 am at 1:20 am #1005971
The best ITFAPOD was the one about the headless chicken who survived its be-heading… think they named him mike or sumthinJune 20, 2011 4:01 am at 4:01 am #1005972abcd2Participant
ITFAPOD= Interesting Tidbits For Awkward Pauses On DatesJune 20, 2011 5:20 am at 5:20 am #1005973ABCDEFGHIJKLParticipant
kapusta and kshmo kein hu- how long ago did you graduate?June 20, 2011 7:06 am at 7:06 am #1005974cshapiroMember
itfapods…u guys for sure had rabbi blum…red or black beard?June 20, 2011 8:13 am at 8:13 am #1005975commonsenseParticipant
is anyone else besides me a little dismayed that so many frum high school kids are surfing the web, even if it is on jewish sites like this?June 20, 2011 9:33 am at 9:33 am #1005976
KKH: I remember one about a Chevy called something which translated to “doesn’t go” (or something like that).
ABCDEFGHIJKL: Past few years. Do I know you?
cshapiro, the older Rabbi Blum started the ITFAPOD thing.June 20, 2011 6:30 pm at 6:30 pm #1005977
GUys, I am REALLY enjoying this thread!!
MBYHSFGOEFRORYA and whoever the Janitor is these days….
LOL- good times good times
I think I was sentensed once by R’Blum, But I REALLY REALLY LOVED his classes, such chashuvah talmidie chachamim!!! It was really a tremendous zchus being in their class…
What are some other MBY jokes?
GUYS THIS THRWEAD IS AWE-SOME!!!
Just hadda say it again…lolJune 20, 2011 9:35 pm at 9:35 pm #1005978
is anyone ..a little dismayed that..kids are surfing the web”
Me, sort of, but not so much because they’re on-line. More becuase they are talking like 8 year oldsJune 20, 2011 9:44 pm at 9:44 pm #1005979GumBallMember
is it a good high school?June 20, 2011 9:50 pm at 9:50 pm #1005980
rednails19- the janitors are desmond and eric in case you were wondering…anyone here from prospect that watched “Shatnez-the movie” by Rabbi Blums class?
how about the irkometer and irkury? i got such a kick out of that…June 20, 2011 10:47 pm at 10:47 pm #1005981cshapiroMember
no i had red beard in 10th grade…:(June 20, 2011 10:51 pm at 10:51 pm #1005982GumBallMember
Machone is an AMAZING highschool…June 20, 2011 10:55 pm at 10:55 pm #1005983
no i had red beard in 10th grade…:(
You heard about it from him? Interesting…
More Rabbi Blum: (StuffedCabbage reminded me of this)
Rabbi Blum to girl talking during class: Miss ___, am I irking you?
girl: No, why?
Rabbi Blum: Just wondering. Can I tell you if you’re irking me?
Rabbi Blum: You’re irking me.June 21, 2011 1:17 am at 1:17 am #1005984brotherofursParticipant
my teacher went here.
I went to one of the Machon plays-one of the best productions i’ve ever seen!!June 21, 2011 3:07 pm at 3:07 pm #1005985goldieloxMember
i wonder what your principal would think/do if he knew so many of his students were discussing his school on the INTERNET!! :OJune 21, 2011 4:31 pm at 4:31 pm #1005986
if he knew so many of his students were discussing his school on the INTERNET!! :O
I’m willing to bet someone will make a printout of this post to see if they can “out” the posters true identity. It will make the rounds (in camp / bungalows), and before long, someone will say something in front of a parent / counslor, the parent / counslor will see if they can “out” the culprits, and then its a hop, skip and a jump till MBY’s management catches wind of MBY’s web fame.
Has happened before, will prob happen again.June 21, 2011 4:48 pm at 4:48 pm #1005987
LOL!!! Im sure they have probably seen this already….and honestly there is nothing negative on it so y not…June 21, 2011 4:52 pm at 4:52 pm #1005988
U PEOPLE R PARANOID!!!
I THINK U HAVE MBYPARANOIA SYNDROME!!!
Cure? Therapy. Maybe…if ur lucky…lolJune 21, 2011 5:28 pm at 5:28 pm #1005989
” there is nothing negative on it “
Uh, call me crazy, but if I were in the principals position, and knew my students were on-line and bragging about being my students, I’d have a problem with that.
Actually, I’d be having a staff meeting to see how to find the posters.
Negative is putting it mildly.
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