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  • March 8, 2013 8:13 pm at 8:13 pm #608525
    shnitzy
    Member

    I’m missing my mind. Has anyone seen it?

    March 8, 2013 8:22 pm at 8:22 pm #938384
    phrum
    Member

    I’m missing my beshert. If anyone sees her, please help! Thanks!

    March 8, 2013 8:28 pm at 8:28 pm #938385
    squeak
    Participant

    I assure you I never have :p

    March 8, 2013 8:38 pm at 8:38 pm #938386
    shnitzy
    Member

    Hmmmm…*muses*

    Maybe one of the monkeys roaming around this place mistook it for a banana…

    Own up daredevils!!

    March 8, 2013 8:44 pm at 8:44 pm #938387
    PBT
    Member

    Do you want me to give you a piece of my mind?

    March 8, 2013 8:45 pm at 8:45 pm #938388
    WIY
    Member

    shnitzy

    So much phree tyme.

    March 8, 2013 9:08 pm at 9:08 pm #938389
    shnitzy
    Member

    PBT, Thank you ever so much but I’m probably better off without it 😛

    WIY, It’s my coffee break between clients ;).

    March 9, 2013 8:56 pm at 8:56 pm #938390
    notasheep
    Member

    I saw a mind running down my street just before, but it could have been mine cause I haven’t yet checked and it often goes AWOL

    March 9, 2013 10:48 pm at 10:48 pm #938391
    Ken Zayn
    Member

    ” It’s my coffee break

    between clients “

    So your ‘clients’ dont realize that you’re missing your mind? What kind of clients can they be not to mind that you didn’t mind your mind better?

    March 10, 2013 1:54 am at 1:54 am #938392
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    I changed my mind. You can have my old one.

    (I’m only allowed one at a time).

    March 10, 2013 5:56 am at 5:56 am #938393
    shnitzy
    Member

    KZ, you could say they’re unmindful 😛

    and squeak, give me one good reason I should believe a squeaker of unmoony philosophies? It was probably your monkey…

    March 10, 2013 1:11 pm at 1:11 pm #938394
    squeak
    Participant

    I had to kill my monkey. Read Inflexible Logic by Russell Malo….

    March 10, 2013 2:10 pm at 2:10 pm #938395
    realtalk
    Member

    I was wondering what that was- now i know.

    March 10, 2013 7:48 pm at 7:48 pm #938396
    notasheep
    Member

    I lost mine again, sorry can’t help you

    March 10, 2013 10:00 pm at 10:00 pm #938397
    realtalk
    Member

    I have it here- found it- keeping it in case of emergency

    March 11, 2013 8:42 pm at 8:42 pm #938398
    shnitzy
    Member

    Oh brother, maybe I should discontinue the monkey thread before they all die out…I bet you jmh`s are next…

    March 11, 2013 9:01 pm at 9:01 pm #938399
    sharp
    Member

    My mind ran away… Don’t follow it, it’s lost…

    March 12, 2013 3:58 pm at 3:58 pm #938400
    shnitzy
    Member

    I’ll go bring it back then…

    March 12, 2013 4:58 pm at 4:58 pm #938401
    sharp
    Member

    I’ll have a cup of coffee ready for you when you do. Good luck though.

    March 12, 2013 9:20 pm at 9:20 pm #938402
    realtalk
    Member

    Too late- I collect brains now- Im up to three, anyone else not interested in theirs?

    March 12, 2013 10:11 pm at 10:11 pm #938403
    fkelly
    Member

    I hid shnitzy’s somewhere. You would be able to find it if you thought- too bad cuz youre missing your brain!

    March 12, 2013 10:13 pm at 10:13 pm #938404
    sharp
    Member

    realtalk: What do you do with them? Just curious…

    March 12, 2013 10:16 pm at 10:16 pm #938405
    fkelly
    Member

    Maybe the ones he collects are in the Department of Mysteries.

    March 12, 2013 10:25 pm at 10:25 pm #938406
    shnitzy
    Member

    *huffing and clutching sides*

    I I I I’m backk. Where’s my coffee???

    March 13, 2013 2:23 am at 2:23 am #938407
    sharp
    Member

    Your coffee is getting cold, shnitzy. Like iced coffee or should I make you a new one?

    March 13, 2013 6:16 am at 6:16 am #938408
    shnitzy
    Member

    Nah, gimme the real stuff, man I need it!

    Then, I shall pour out my tale of woe…

    March 13, 2013 12:29 pm at 12:29 pm #938409
    just my hapence
    Participant

    I never lose my mind – I keep it in a jar under my bed so I know where it is at all times.

    March 13, 2013 1:20 pm at 1:20 pm #938410
    notasheep
    Member

    I am quite attached to my brain though, even though it doesn’t always do what I want it to do…

    March 13, 2013 5:14 pm at 5:14 pm #938411
    I can only try
    Member

    Self-promotional link alert:

    http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/att-poetry-people/page/33#post-433315

    March 13, 2013 10:14 pm at 10:14 pm #938412
    shnitzy
    Member

    Don’t rub it in that you’re the only one on this thread with a brain.

    I STILL haven’t found mine!

    fkelly and realtalk, have you seen it by any chance?

    (Sharp, I know you haven’t ;))

    March 13, 2013 10:22 pm at 10:22 pm #938413
    fkelly
    Member

    Shnitzy, I already told you I hid it!!

    March 13, 2013 10:31 pm at 10:31 pm #938414
    sharp
    Member

    Right on, Shnitzy. I haven’t seen it.

    March 14, 2013 12:00 am at 12:00 am #938415
    shnitzy
    Member

    fkelly, prove it. At least gimme a hint…

    Come on guys! Help me out here.

    March 14, 2013 12:14 am at 12:14 am #938416
    fkelly
    Member

    Check out my other posts on this

    March 14, 2013 12:22 am at 12:22 am #938417
    sharp
    Member

    Awright shnitzy, maybe if you offer a prize… Can he get a reward?

    March 14, 2013 1:17 am at 1:17 am #938418
    shnitzy
    Member

    Such insolence. A reward for stealing and returning my brain.

    How logical. Sharp, I’m most impressed.

    March 14, 2013 1:47 am at 1:47 am #938419
    fkelly
    Member

    Definitely a great way to encourage bad behaviors 🙂

    March 14, 2013 2:52 am at 2:52 am #938420
    sharp
    Member

    You can always let him keep it

    March 14, 2013 5:09 pm at 5:09 pm #938421
    shnitzy
    Member

    Come on fkelly, give it up!!

    SHNITZY PRIZES are not so easily come by…

    March 14, 2013 8:18 pm at 8:18 pm #938422
    fkelly
    Member

    But it so much more fun this way!

    March 14, 2013 9:00 pm at 9:00 pm #938423
    shnitzy
    Member

    I can’t imagine why

    March 14, 2013 9:12 pm at 9:12 pm #938424
    fkelly
    Member

    Really?

    March 15, 2013 3:06 pm at 3:06 pm #938425
    fkelly
    Member

    I’ve been having pity on you shnitzy, and have decided to give your brain back.

    I’m not making it so easy though!

    Did you catch my hint before?

    March 15, 2013 3:51 pm at 3:51 pm #938426
    shnitzy
    Member

    nope. I don’t catch anything at 3 in da morn…

    hey one sec, what happened to our deal???

    March 15, 2013 4:51 pm at 4:51 pm #938427
    fkelly
    Member

    “Maybe the ones he collects are in the Department of Mysteries.”

    I liked our deal but everything unplacid that I want to say is just mean. So I’d rather keep them to myself.

    March 15, 2013 5:11 pm at 5:11 pm #938428
    shnitzy
    Member

    Cop-out. $ay them anyway!!

    Shaychus Department of Mysteries. That’s not a hint. It’s either an answer or no-wait a second…

    *runs off*

    March 15, 2013 5:15 pm at 5:15 pm #938429
    shnitzy
    Member

    In Witch He Snorted?!?

    March 15, 2013 5:22 pm at 5:22 pm #938430
    fkelly
    Member

    Oy vey! Do you know HP?? Do you know that in the Department of Mysteries there is a room full of brains??

    March 15, 2013 5:34 pm at 5:34 pm #938431
    shnitzy
    Member

    Yes. but there’s no dom on here so I was looking for whatever connection I could find. I thought you hid it in a THREAD. lollllll.

    March 15, 2013 5:42 pm at 5:42 pm #938432
    fkelly
    Member

    Nope. You can go to the DOM, I will come with you if you want.

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