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  • #611336
    Shticky Guy
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    Have you ever composed a new ????? Tell us about it.

    We bought for ??? some ???? of a bakery that we have not tried before. They seemed cheap. What a mistake!

    When I cut the first piece of ??? on Friday night, it looked a little raw in the middle. The next slice had a slightly larger raw-looking area in the middle. And each progressive slice had more and more raw dough in it!

    Eventually I picked up the ??? and examined it. It was completely raw all the way thru the centre. I grasped the centre and pulled hard. A great lump of raw dough came out leaving a huge void in the centre of ???.

    So I told my family that I could now recite a brand new ???? that had never been made before, and I did:

    ?????? ???? ?? ????!

    #988409

    That might have been borer. So you could have made the bracha….um I actually can’t think of an appropriate bracha. Maybe zocher habris because Hashem is not releasing His wrath in a flood against your sin.

    Gosh that was a lot funnier in my head. Fail.

    #988410
    SayIDidIt™
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    Hey Shticky! What’s up!!

    That really happened??? I wonder if it is muktzah!

    Anyway, great to be back (for now…)

    SiDi™

    #988411

    Shticky, that was awesome. And if it really happened, than it was even funnier. Especially since it wasn’t me who baked it.

    #988412
    TheGoq
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    WELCOME BACK SHTICKY AND SIDI!!!!

    #988413
    scroller
    Member

    you should have taken the edible challah away from the dough instead. Its mutar if you do it with your hand and right away. also, can’t seperate challah on shabbos.

    beitza 14a

    #988414
    SanityIsOverrated
    Participant

    Borei Minei HaAdomah. -Bracha said on humans

    This is a lesser known blessing due to it’s controversial status.

    #988415
    #988416
    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    lol

    At a YCT wedding when the kalla gives the chosson the ring, she can make the bracha “mekadeish yisroel”.

    Of course, she is also thus oiver on the issuer of lo tihyeh kedeisha.

    #988417
    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    So according to some, you’d have to also make a Borer Minei Mezonos.

    #988418
    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    And if you meet a YCT guy whose parents were married after a YCT get, then you can make the beracha Borei Min MeiZonos.

    #988419
    Torah613Torah
    Participant

    lol Shticky and PBA.

    My father joked once that the bracha on women is “Hamotzi Chava min Hatzela”.

    #988420

    When using a cattle prod, one recites the brochoh “oseh meuseh b’rishus”.

    #988421

    When he’s mesader kiddushin, Rabbi Willig says the brochoh “borei pre nuptials”.

    (not a commentary, just a play on words)

    #988422
    Shticky Guy
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    Thanks everyone for your welcomes and kind words. FYI I did grasp the dough and pull the challa away from it because of ????.

    I heard that a brisker told his rav that after shul on shabbos morning he always finds his wife engrossed in conversation with other women outside shul and she won’t leave unless he pulls her away. He asked the rav whether this is a problem of ????.

    The rav replied that it depends whether he was taking ???? ???? ????? or ????? ???? ???? …

    #988423
    writersoul
    Member

    Wait, you got RID of the raw dough?…..

    … that’s the best part! Whenever I underbake my challos, everyone always fights over the parts in the middle that are still gooey. Especially when it’s warm.

    When the challah’s frozen, however…

    #988424
    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    Hey one minute! So then it’s Challah Min Ha’isa. Unless you are Mechaleq between the Pe’ula and the Challos…

    #988425
    peacefull
    Member

    @ Shticky, if she’s outstanding it wouldn’t be any concern of ????

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