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Have you ever composed a new ????? Tell us about it.
We bought for ??? some ???? of a bakery that we have not tried before. They seemed cheap. What a mistake!
When I cut the first piece of ??? on Friday night, it looked a little raw in the middle. The next slice had a slightly larger raw-looking area in the middle. And each progressive slice had more and more raw dough in it!
Eventually I picked up the ??? and examined it. It was completely raw all the way thru the centre. I grasped the centre and pulled hard. A great lump of raw dough came out leaving a huge void in the centre of ???.
So I told my family that I could now recite a brand new ???? that had never been made before, and I did:
?????? ???? ?? ????!
That might have been borer. So you could have made the bracha….um I actually can’t think of an appropriate bracha. Maybe zocher habris because Hashem is not releasing His wrath in a flood against your sin.
Gosh that was a lot funnier in my head. Fail.
Hey Shticky! What’s up!!
That really happened??? I wonder if it is muktzah!
Anyway, great to be back (for now…)
SiDi™
Shticky, that was awesome. And if it really happened, than it was even funnier. Especially since it wasn’t me who baked it.
WELCOME BACK SHTICKY AND SIDI!!!!
you should have taken the edible challah away from the dough instead. Its mutar if you do it with your hand and right away. also, can’t seperate challah on shabbos.
beitza 14a
Borei Minei HaAdomah. -Bracha said on humans
This is a lesser known blessing due to it’s controversial status.
lol
At a YCT wedding when the kalla gives the chosson the ring, she can make the bracha “mekadeish yisroel”.
Of course, she is also thus oiver on the issuer of lo tihyeh kedeisha.
So according to some, you’d have to also make a Borer Minei Mezonos.
And if you meet a YCT guy whose parents were married after a YCT get, then you can make the beracha Borei Min MeiZonos.
lol Shticky and PBA.
My father joked once that the bracha on women is “Hamotzi Chava min Hatzela”.
When using a cattle prod, one recites the brochoh “oseh meuseh b’rishus”.
When he’s mesader kiddushin, Rabbi Willig says the brochoh “borei pre nuptials”.
(not a commentary, just a play on words)
Wait, you got RID of the raw dough?…..
… that’s the best part! Whenever I underbake my challos, everyone always fights over the parts in the middle that are still gooey. Especially when it’s warm.
When the challah’s frozen, however…
Hey one minute! So then it’s Challah Min Ha’isa. Unless you are Mechaleq between the Pe’ula and the Challos…
@ Shticky, if she’s outstanding it wouldn’t be any concern of ????
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