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  • #595714
    Shticky Guy
    Participant

    American Foreign Policy

    Pretty ugly

    Civil servant

    Gourmet pizza, served by a fast waiter.

    Airline food

    User friendly

    Non-working mother

    Microsoft Works on a Vista operating system

    Political Co-operation (Political science)

    Work party

    Loners club

    Alone in a crowd

    Open secret – clearly confused

    Found missing

    Almost Perfect

    Clearly Misunderstood

    Larger Half

    Minor Crisis

    Almost Exactly

    Virtual Reality

    Genuine Imitation

    Deafening Silence

    Great Depression

    Old News

    Silent ScreamGood Grief

    Do you have any more???

    #797802
    s2021
    Member

    lol! those r great!

    #797804
    mytake
    Member

    Income Tax

    Industrial Park

    minor crisis

    affordable housing

    friendly fire

    final version

    criminal justice

    numbing sensation

    dim light

    sad smile

    sun shower

    easy labor

    #797805
    mytake
    Member

    undocumented report

    suicide victim

    unsung hero

    #797806
    AinOhdMilvado
    Participant

    Intellectual arab

    reform rabbi

    #797807
    metrodriver
    Member

    Shticky Guy; I know a few people who have a Strong Weakness. There are a few more that usually pop up when I’m reading. Now they don’t come to mind. But your list is great.

    #797808
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    small miracles

    a little bigger

    anxious patient

    civil war

    oxymoron

    How about redundancies?

    Good Yom Tov

    Mayim Acharonim Vasser

    ATM Machine

    repetitively redundant

    #797809

    someone trying to climb mt everest without oxygen tanks

    #797810

    someone lighting a match in a hospital room where everyone is on oxygen

    #797811
    me too
    Member

    a yw cr dialogue

    #797812

    someone who buys oxycontin on the street

    #797813
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    A bovine from Salt Lake City

    #797814

    a bovine looking for work in a slaughterhouse

    #797815

    a punk bovine who gets a target tattooed on his neck

    #797816
    Shticky Guy
    Participant

    Mod 80 Your sense of humor shines!!!

    SOME MORE:

    Almost exactly

    Government organization

    Everything except

    Civil War

    New and improved

    Random Order

    Cold Sweat

    Small Crowd

    Awfully Good

    Short Distance

    Safety Hazard

    Clearly Confusing

    Slow Speed

    =================

    ***DRUM ROLL***

    AND THE BEST OXYMORON POSSIBLE HAS TO BE:

    UNITED NATIONS !!!!

    #797817
    🍫Syag Lchochma
    Participant

    an obstetrician who induces labor when there’s fetal distress.

    #797818
    AinOhdMilvado
    Participant

    an honest used car salesman

    #797819
    phillybubby
    Participant

    PIN number

    Der Heilige Shabbos Kodesh

    #797820
    yentingyenta
    Participant

    saltz vasser water

    neigel vasser water

    ATM machine

    #797821
    AinOhdMilvado
    Participant

    almost exactly the same….

    #797822
    eclipse
    Member

    a straightforward oxymoron

    #797823
    phillybubby
    Participant

    war games

    second best

    never again

    home office

    dry ice

    near future

    whole piece

    uninvited guest

    student teacher

    real phony

    #797824
    tomim tihye
    Member

    cheese danish and diet soda for lunch

    #797825
    Shticky Guy
    Participant

    Controversial oxymorons:

    ? ???????? Bread ?

    Modern Yeshivish

    Redundancies:

    ???? ??? ???? = Good Day Good ?

    #797826
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    boro park

    #797827
    bygirl93
    Member

    Sophmore- (it means wise fool!)

    #797828
    Sender Av
    Member

    Daas, you forgot people who name their kids Yitzchak Isaac.

    #797831
    AinOhdMilvado
    Participant

    very unique

    (as opposed to “moderately unique”??? – keep in mind that the meaning of ‘unique’ is ONE of a kind)

    #797832
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    Daas, you forgot people who name their kids Yitzchak Isaac.

    ??? ????? 🙂

    #797833
    Shticky Guy
    Participant

    Yitzchok Isaac is like many others eg:

    ???? ?????,

    ????? ?????,

    ????? ???? ? or Arye Leib ,

    ?????? ???,

    ??? ??? – ??? ?? ?? ??.

    But this is supposed to be oxymorons not redundancies or repetitions, so how about this oxymoron: ?????? ????? – because ????? is from ?????? which means revealed, while ???? is from ???? ???? or hidden.

    #797834

    its not an oxymoron

    megilas is the construct form of the word.

    you can properly translate “Megilas Esther” as “the revealing of the hidden”

    and that is not an oxymoron either as revealing something hidden just means that it WAS hidden but NOW is revealed

    #797835
    WolfishMusings
    Participant

    ???? ??????,?

    ????? ??????,?

    ????? ????? ?? ?or Arye Leib ,?

    ?????? ????,?

    ??? ??? – ??? ?? ?? ???.?

    The third and fourth ones on the list are NOT redundancies (in the sense that the second one is). Yehuda does not mean lion and Binyomin does not mean wolf. Just because those people are associated with those animals does not mean that the two together mean the same thing.

    The Wolf

    #797836
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    But this is supposed to be oxymorons not redundancies or repetitions,

    I introduced some redundancies earlier.

    redundancies or repetitions

    That’s one!

    #797837
    Shticky Guy
    Participant

    Binyomin does not mean wolf

    I was thinking the same as I was writing that. Anyway I’ll leave that to you. You should know!!

    Mod 80: point taken. It was better than the Everest and bovine attempts anyway! Lol 🙂

    #797838
    msseeker
    Member

    The old Yiddish joke obout redundancies is supposed to go like this:

    Good Yom Tov

    Mayim Acharonim Vasser

    Ungarishe narunim

    #797839
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    Calling me sweetie! <blush> JUST KIDDING!

    #797840
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    Or “You’re disgusting, ZeesKite”

    #797841
    Shticky Guy
    Participant

    Dear mother-in-law

    #797842
    dancinggirl
    Member

    daas yochid, those redundencies r really good!

    #797843
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    those redundencies r really good!

    How about criminal lawyer?

    #797844

    Written on Florida Natural’s

    “Made responsibly in China.”

    #797845
    Shticky Guy
    Participant

    Act naturally.

    This report is filled with omissions.

    I cant remember having a more memorable time.

    We are not anticipating any sudden emergencies.

    It’s not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.

    #797846
    am yisrael chai
    Participant

    “How about criminal lawyer?”

    Some may argue that those words are synonymous…

    #797847
    Shticky Guy
    Participant

    Fighting for Peace

    #797848
    mustangrider
    Member

    I forgot to remember!

    Healthy and delicious meal

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