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  • #600230

    this should be interesting

    print your social security number here, or email it to me at [email protected] if you dont want it on the cr.

    i will work gematria magic with it!

    my gematria magic comes from ancient sefarim that i discovered in my youth as an archeologist

    my gematrias have even been know to cause people to win lotteries!

    ps: this is a jothar-approved enterprise

    #1037800
    Dr. Pepper
    Participant

    Funny,

    You remind me of a call from a collection agency claiming they bought an old debt of mine.

    When I told them that they had the correct last name but wrong first name they wanted to know

    1. My full name,

    2. Social Security Number,

    3. Date of Birth,

    4. Mothers Maiden Name….

    This was standard procedure to see if any of the information matches.

    #1037801

    they make others win lotteries or they make it as if you won the lottery after you steal their identities? 🙂

    #1037802
    yungerman1
    Participant

    Ha! I’ll just send it to my long lost third cousin millionaire that just died and wants to give me all of his money.

    #1037803

    something like that

    #1037804
    soliek
    Member

    so 4 years ago i got an email from a Nigerian prince who wanted to give me 2 million dollars to store in my account because he was on the run and didn’t want his assets seized. i was promised a cut after he collected it and all i had to do was provide some personal and banking information. unfortunately i was unable to assist him.

    the scam is by now so well known that theyve stopped trying. however i got a very funny similar email 2 weeks ago 😀

    (ICPC NIGERIA (Anti-Fraud Unit)

    we fight against fraud, funds delay and impersonation.

    Head Office: Plot 802, Constitution Avenue

    Zone A9 Central Area P. M.B 535, Garki Abuja

    Attn: Dear Beneficiary

    LETTER OF COMPENSATION/SETTLEMENT.

    This letter will definitely be amazing to you because of it?s a realistic

    value.

    Sorry for the inconveniences that was rendered to you in your line of

    Inheritance Payment transaction with some impersonators some while ago.

    I know that this letter will hit you by surprise, but firstly I will

    like to introduce myself; I am (Hon.Emmanuel Ayoola Olayinka) the Legal chairman of

    “ICPC”, (Nigeria’s Anti-Fraud Unit).

    On the 1st of October 2000, the President of The Federal Republic of

    Nigeria (Chief Olusegun Obasanjo) introduced a Commission named the

    “ICPC”, (Nigeria’s Anti-Fraud Unit) which is duly registered under the

    United Nations (U.N.O). This particular Commission was initiated to detect

    fraud/funds delay/impersonation of Government Officials. Secondly, we

    are mandated by the US Government to settle foreign debts/fraud

    victims/Un-paid beneficiaries to satisfactory in other to maintain peace in the

    world at large and also to create a good relationship with the

    international bodies.

    Presently, we are being paid by the American government in other to

    avert beneficiary funds delays/fraud here in Nigeria.

    So far, we have settled the likes of (Mrs. Debbie Hargrove, Mr. Michael

    Wagner etc).

    You are being contacted by this office today dated (27TH, Sept,2011) because your Case File (A) is the very first File on our Settlement

    Files Cabinet. From our intelligent investigations and Probing processes

    we discovered that you are a victim of fraud/funds delay.

    The “ICPC”, is faithfully under my governance as the Legal Chairman of

    the great Commission and to this Authority I took an oath of allegiance

    to settle all fraud victims peacefully.

    This Memorandum is to notify you that you will be settled by the

    Nigerian Government from our initial Deposit Account with HSBC Bank Plc

    London-Uk. You will be settled with the actual amount which you lost in your

    previous transaction, including your Inheritance Funds.

    Your settlement will be actualized within 3working days after your

    response to this Official Letter.

    For further clarifications/investigation kindly send the below

    information to us immediately:

    1. Your residential address.

    2. Mobile and fax number (for regular official contact).

    3. Your inheritance funds value.

    4. Amount, which you have lost previously.

    This above-mentioned information will officially enable us to carry

    out our verification processes and after that your compensation

    sum/Inheritance Funds will be Electronically wired into your designated Bank

    account.

    Your immediate compliance to this will expedite actions on your Payment

    because here in this office, we have a lot of listed victims to be

    settled.

    We await your urgent response.

    Officially Signed,

    Hon. Emmanuel Ayoola Olayinka.

    Chairman ICPC Nigeria

    #1037805
    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    mod 80,

    359-26-5772

    #1037806
    Sister Bear
    Member

    000-00-0000

    What does gematria magic come up with that?

    #1037807
    ✡onegoal™
    Participant

    Dear Mr. Coffee Addict,

    We, from bass pro phishers, would like to thank you personally for posting you social security number on this online forum. It has saved us great amounts of time, not having to deal with installing viruses and bugs on your computer. We would like to inform you that your identity is now ours. We figured we would just tell you now so that you don’t have to find out the hard way.

    Thank You,

    Mr. Izza Wood Doar.

    #1037808
    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    Yaaay no viruses

    #1037809
    ✡onegoal™
    Participant

    Remember, in this case no viruses means no identity.

    #1037810
    BSD
    Member

    “i was promised a cut after he collected it”

    With a blunt knife?

    #1037811
    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    Onegoal,

    That flew over my head

    #1037813
    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    its actually funny, i stumbled on this old thread looking through my files and it brought to mind that in restaraunt depot they had (dont know if they still do) gumball machines with missing person info and displayed prominently was the name, date of birth, and social security number

    #1037814
    🍫Syag Lchochma
    Participant

    hey coffee – can I tell you a totally off topic but gematria related story?

    #1037815
    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    mah nishtanah halaylah hazeh?

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