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  • #1146566
    kapusta
    Participant

    areivim, where was the comment from ames put? I didnt see it?

    *kapusta*

    #1146567
    an open book
    Participant

    kapusta: new members thread i think. recently.

    #1146568
    Jax
    Member

    this one is my all time favorite post from noitallmr! it’s my nomination for post of the year, it was 4 months ago in Charles R. Darwin’s Zoo thread!

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    noitallmr

    Member

    You should feel right at home in the monkey’s cage…;-)

    But seriously get yourself another username. I disturbs me. Even as a joke you shouldn’t call yourself after that guy…

    Posted 4 months ago #

    #1146569
    squeak
    Participant

    Maybe a mod could clean up the thread if we all promise to nominate posts in the thread they appear and only copy them here.

    #1146570
    squeak
    Participant
    #1146571

    Sorry, but the link did not come through, just a “#”. Feel free to try again

    #1146572
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    noitallmr

    Member

    Mary had a little lamb, what happened next???

    The midwife fainted…


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!

    #1146573
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    azi

    Member

    I am a guy and i would never date a guy who is a smoker.


    azi- I have to say that’s a great (uh, not so great;)) play on words….

    #1146574
    moish01
    Member

    ha areivim, i wouldn’t advertise that one further. notice how i tried really hard to get him to change it. i gave up after the third time he said it AGAIN.

    #1146575
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    squeak

    Member

    Smoking boys should only go out with smoking girls.

    POST OF THE___________

    #1146576
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    I’m not quite sure which thread to post this on….

    kapusta

    Member

    mepal, I am very much alive baruch Hashem! I guess I’m in the freezer, the mod didnt try shredding me yet. 😉


    I didn’t know they accept girls in BMG?! ;);)

    #1146577
    moish01
    Member

    areivim, is this your favorite thread?

    #1146578
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    yes! well, almost…

    #1146580
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    YW Moderator-72

    Moderator

    moish01: isn’t it enough that I make the meals for myself that day so she only has to worry about herself and the kids?


    I like!! (has to be in context though)

    #1146581
    kapusta
    Participant

    areivim, I was waiting for a freezer comment.

    *kapusta*

    #1146582
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    I never said I was original

    #1146583
    kapusta
    Participant

    from the come back to the CR thread.

    B”Y was looking for shkoyach…

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    Jax

    Member

    BasYisroel2: he beet his cr addiction & left for good!

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    kapusta

    Member

    Jax

    Member

    BasYisroel2: he beet his cr addiction & left for good!

    Jax, I, kapusta, am the only vegetable of this CR!

    *kapusta*

    Posted 2 hours ago #

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    Jax

    Member

    kapusta: I Jax can not spell! & spell check said it was a word!

    Jax, I’m still cracking up!

    *kapusta*

    #1146584
    squeak
    Participant

    Thank you for honoring me with a nomination.

    Am I supposed to say anything else? I will have a speech ready at the awards ceremony in January, just in case.

    #1146585
    squeak
    Participant

    What do you mean “made up for”? If you mean overbalancing it with positive, you have already done that many times over before and after. But that doesn’t mean you don’t still deserve credit for the accomplishment!

    #1146586
    kapusta
    Participant

    awesome post by anonymisss, but I might be the only one who found it funny…

    anonymisss

    Member

    big problem, i think i’m starting to understand. she sounds like a narcissistic egotist with a low self-image as well as using a projectionist mechanism of defense. This case is quite complex. 😉

    ~a~

    *kapusta*

    #1146587
    anonymisss
    Participant

    kapusta, 🙂

    ~a~

    #1146588
    aussieboy
    Participant

    None of my posts ever get nominated. Im jealous lol

    #1146589
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    I nominate….

    http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/yiddish-dictionary#post-70533

    this post:

    squeak

    Member

    ames

    Member

    Huh? you lost me with that third one.

    ehr zohl gut farshtein dem inyan

    This means basically, that if you were a man ames, you should not be allowed to teach at a girls school.

    #1146590
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    ames- it’s not your brilliance, it’s squeak’s 😉 sorry to bust your bubble 🙂

    #1146591
    squeak
    Participant

    ahem, I believe he was crediting my post. Thank you, areivim, good sir. (I learned from ames that I have to thank my sponsors and I can’t wait until the awards dinner).

    #1146592
    Jax
    Member

    areivimzehlazeh

    Member

    squeak

    Member

    Another fun desperate strategy is to take morning flights to Tel Aviv every Rosh Chodesh and tell any bochur you see to remember Yaaleh V’Yovoh in Shacharis.

    hahaha! or maybe ask to be a part of the airport minyan! “You know, she’s a really frum girl. She only davens with minyanim…”

    Posted 2 hours ago #

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    squeak

    Member

    I nominate areivim’s above play-by-play narrative for POY.

    I second that POY!

    #1146593
    an open book
    Participant

    areivimzehlazeh

    Member

    Dr P- you misunderstood squeak… he was referring to YOUR identity

    BY2- this example will be the future reports during bein hazmanim: “Another desperate shidduch attempt has been made on Avenue J and Ocean Parkway. Bystanders witnessed a young woman driving through the red light on the corner of Avenue J & Ocean Pkway causing her to crash into a young man’s vehicle turning onto Avenue J. In light of the unusually high number of recent accidents, our statistics are showing that 85% of all car accidents during the Jewish holiday seasons are deliberate! In addition, 75% out of the 85% involve at least 1 young man & 1 young woman…. ”

    squeak

    Member

    I nominate areivim’s above play-by-play narrative for POY.

    #1146594
    anonymisss
    Participant

    squeak, brilliant! (just so u dont get unnominated)

    ~a~

    #1146595
    an open book
    Participant

    hey what happened here???

    #1146596
    anonymisss
    Participant

    ames, did u read the ( )? lol, it was pretty funny;)

    ~a~

    #1146597
    squeak
    Participant

    Thank you AOB, for correctly linking my nomination with the intended post.

    Jax, all I can say is thanks for documenting vital proof that I am by far the most misunderstood poster of us all. Your post, followed immediately by the one about Dr. Pepper, goes a long way to evoking sympathy for my distressed situation. It is a great help.

    ames – if you unnominate me I will just have to try harder in the future, and believe me you don’t want that!

    Last but not least, thank you anonymisss, for the necessary additional vote!

    Have I totally hijacked this thread? If so, I apologize. Please continue to enjoy the rest of the event. Thank you.

    #1146598
    Jax
    Member

    squeak: glad to be of service to you! 😉 oops!

    #1146599

    i just figured out what POY is -i saw it on another thread and could not figure out what in the world it stood for lol

    #1146600
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    somebody please call 911… one of my posts were nominated as a POY (faints)

    #1146601
    Jax
    Member

    ames: yes, that post of squeak that you finally found, is indeed hilarious! i remember laughing at it when it was posted way back! you ain’t loosing your mind!

    #1146602
    kapusta
    Participant

    you ain’t loosing your mind!

    a loose mind? dont be so open minded that your brains fall out. (the correct spelling is lose, as in lost in future tense.) 🙂

    *kapusta*

    #1146603

    ames,

    sorry for my absence. The squeak fan club now has the required quorum and is hereby in session.

    As for your specific question, yes, I found it very hysterical too. Like Jax, I remember laughing hard way back when it was posted.

    #1146604

    Jax, all I can say is thanks for documenting vital proof that I am by far the most misunderstood poster of us all. Your post, followed immediately by the one about Dr. Pepper, goes a long way to evoking sympathy for my distressed situation. It is a great help.

    –squeak

    Are u saying that you’re trying to be misunderstood?

    < / squeakiness >

    #1146605
    squeak
    Participant

    No, you misunderstood.

    😉

    #1146606

    …which means you were successful. 🙂

    #1146607
    Jax
    Member

    aussie: don’t be sad! your time will come soon to have a POY nomination!

    #1146608
    anonymisss
    Participant

    Jax

    Member

    thax mod i’m running to the nearest YWN retail store! ummm where’s there such a store?!

    anonymisss

    Member

    Jax, cool for you! Sorry, can’t help ya with location;( Hope you figure it out quick!

    ~a~

    You have 30 days to figure that out. Mod##

    aussieboy

    Member

    There is one in the YWN home. duh! 😉

    aussie, you’ve been nominated! lol!!!;)

    ~a~

    #1146609
    Jax
    Member

    aussie: hey congrats on your first nomination!

    #1146610
    aussieboy
    Participant

    AHHHHH YAY!! haha thanks anonymisss 🙂

    #1146611
    anonymisss
    Participant

    anytime;)

    btw, head over to the hangman thread.

    ~a~

    #1146612
    aussieboy
    Participant

    anonymisss: What was on the hangman thread?

    #1146613
    aussieboy
    Participant

    anonymisss: What was on the hangman thread?

    #1146614
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    correspondence of the year award goes to….

    ames

    Member

    charlie, why would you think my husband was Syrian? Don’t you know I’m smarter than that? 😉

    squeak

    Member

    All we know about him is that he is the funnier half.

    ames

    Member

    squeak, I think you’re remembering incorrectly. Somehow I find that unnerving.

    squeak

    Member

    😀

    noitallmr

    Member

    ames- your so right…totally by the way does anyone have a free number for abused husbands to call?

    squeak

    Member

    1-800-SHVIGGER


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    #1146615
    kapusta
    Participant

    areivim, that gets my vote. squeak, that was awesome!

    *kapusta*

    #1146616
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    ames

    Member

    ROTFL!!!

    squeak

    Member

    Just hang on to your kishkes!


    I like!

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