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  • #1146617

    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    POY! POY!

    squeak

    Member

    I don’t play harmonica, but when I move around there is an audible rattling. I’ve been told that qualifies as a musical instrument (especially if you consider Stomp legitimate music).

    #1146618

    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    this one is GOO-OOD!

    squeak

    Member

    The fine people of the Asti region of Italy discovered a way to rid themselves of pesky mosquitos. They simply bottle them and sell the bottles to foreigners. Maybe you could do the same, and then I can make kiddush on some mosquito d’ames.

    #1146619

    squeak
    Participant

    garsh, this is all really nice of you and all, but isn’t this about the post of the YEAR? When so many posts qualify, we need to crank up the requirements a notch or so, no?

    #1146620

    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    well your posts are makin it mighty tough squeak- and you know it…. that’s why you created this thread! It’s your security blanket, you’re round the clock personal ego booster ;););)

    (please stop that gulping and blushing squeak- it suits you too well ;))

    Let’s hear some qualifying suggestions. We each have our own sense of humor….

    #1146621

    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    an open book

    Member

    have you seen this kid?

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    name: moish01

    age: almost 17

    last seen: 5/20/09 with: areivimzehlazeh (also missing)

    #1146622

    Jax
    Member

    areivim: whooooooooooo your back! Hi!

    #1146623

    kapusta
    Participant

    welcome back areivim!!!

    now what is this business, not coming for… a week????

    *kapusta*

    #1146624

    an open book
    Participant

    areivim!!! 🙂 hey welcome! thanks but you gotta put in the backticks!

    disclaimer: i did not draw moish on a stretcher. it’s supposed to look like this:

    have you seen this kid?

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    name: moish01

    age: almost 17

    last seen: 5/20/09 with: areivimzehlazeh (also missing)

    #1146625

    noitallmr
    Participant

    Hey areivimzehlazeh- thanx for nomination!

    #1146626

    Jax
    Member

    noitallmr: hey i nominated your zoo comment in darwin’s zoo thread too! now thank me! 😉

    #1146627

    Jax
    Member

    areivim: that was a tease to just post one post today! what is this?! one post every 5days?! please fill us in! the cr misses you!

    #1146628

    this is from a post on the home page one the bais yaakkov closing

    While skimming through the book something very interesting came up on page 23 about washing your hands with soap and water even if your not an employee. Who would ever know this?

    #1146629

    noitallmr
    Participant

    Oh thanks so much Jax! How could I have forgotten???

    #1146630

    shaatra
    Member

    An open book: hahahaha I really like that missing thing!

    #1146631

    Jax
    Member

    noitallmr: ahhhhh i feel so much better now! thanx buddy! 😉

    #1146632

    an open book
    Participant

    shaatra: thanks 🙂

    #1146633

    shaatra
    Member

    An open book: any time 🙂

    #1146634

    noitallmr
    Participant

    Jax: no sweat…have a great Y”T pal and we’ll see next week!!!

    #1146635

    Jax
    Member

    noitallmr: have a great yom tov too! see ya around!

    #1146636

    Jax
    Member

    post takin from the R’ Shloimele Z”L thread! i was LOL so hard from this one!

    A600KiloBear

    Member

    BS”D

    Let me tell you something, holy brothers and sisters…the year was 1990, I went to a shul on the West Side to hear the holy Reb Shlomo sing….mamash you know, it was called the West Side Institutional Synagogue, and let me tell you, most of the audience and also the performers were looking like they just walked out from an institution…it was mamash a gevald, so holy, for an hour he was so holy, Reb Shlomo, he jumped up and made noise and then, oy, it was so holy, so special, he had an hour and a half intermission and oy, such a gevald, there were only three of us who were normal and came for the music, me and two bochurim from Flatbush, and we were sitting in like a triangle near each other, and oy, it was mamash a gevald, so special, so high, so holy, how he went around during the intermission and kissed all those holy, so special, so high, freak sisters with the peace signs on their cheeks and let me tell you, this was 1990 but it looked like 1968…oy, such a gevald, too holy for me so I had with me a magazine to pass the time and when I was finished reading it he was still going on kissing all the holy maidelach so, oy, it was mamash too holy for me and mamash an hour and a half shoyn…so I walked out to get a slice of pizza, never to return.

    Oy, he was so holy, let me tell you…but the audience was even holier, oy a gevald, so many holes in their head from two straight decades of you know what it is holy mushrooms for breakfast….not like the mushrooms I had on that pizza, but such holy, such special, such high mushrooms, you eat a few and you mamash see how holy, how special, such a gevald, you see such holiness…

    The only redeeming feature about some of his recordings is that we can (almost) listen to them during sfira but they get repetitive after about the first time.

    Posted 20 hours ago #

    #1146637

    Are mods allowed to nominate?

    I’d like to nominate this one: http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/divorce-crisis#post-3215

    #1146638

    squeak
    Participant

    Nomination denied. Post was in 2008.

    #1146639

    mepal
    Member

    squeak, it depends on what you consider ‘a year’. Is it 12 months ago from today or does one year end Dec 31 and the next one start Jan 1?

    #1146640

    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    I give a second (and 3rd and 4th) nomination to Kilobear re: R’ Shloimele. Ha!!

    Only one nomination per person, sorry, that is only a 2nd but I will give it a 3rd – MysteryMod

    #1146641

    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    this one is too good… (from “a theory made of water vapor” thread)

    A600KiloBear

    Member

    BS”D

    And what of certain creatures who I have seen, such as Ahmadinejad YMS, who look like proofs for REVERSE evolution from a higher species to a lower? :)))))))

    #1146642

    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    from “post here” thread (the POY nomination goes to the MyteryMod that responded to kapusta. I was laughin OUT LOUD):

    kapusta

    Member

    ahem ahem.

    *kapusta*

    Yes Professor Umbridge?

    #1146643

    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant
    #1146644

    kapusta
    Participant

    so lets just avoid all fighting and give me the nomination since I triggered it. 🙂

    *kapusta*

    #1146645

    Jax
    Member

    I’m give a POY to feivel!

    in the ”A Theory of Water Vapor” thread he ended his post to The Wolf, with signing The Feivel at the end! i was LOL so hard from that one! context of the post not POYed, just the ending off of it!

    WolfishMusings

    Member

    look at it this way: if, theoretically and for the purpose of this discussion, adam had died the day he was created, and scientists had dug up his bones years later, how would they have figured his age? they would have said he was a grown man, i don’t know: 20, 30, 40 years old… when in reality he would have been a day old.

    Ah, yes. Of course, that theory is just as valid as Last-Thursdayism.

    The Wolf

    Posted 3 days ago #

    feivel

    Member

    Hashem created a mature world, with animals, plants, oil, iron, coal, diamonds, and stars. its not a theory.

    The Feivel

    #1146646

    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    I’m lovin this! laughing away here….

    jphone

    Member

    I saw this sticker on the FRONT of a car. “Run, Hillary, Run”.

    #1146647

    kapusta
    Participant

    oh, good! your tastebuds are back! 😉

    it gets a second nomination from me. 🙂

    *kapusta*

    #1146648

    mepal
    Member

    ICOT, you’re the best!! Love that one! Too bad Jax won’t see it for another two weeks or so (unless he’s still here tonight?)

    #1146649

    squeak
    Participant

    It always gives me good cheer to see a post to this thread.

    #1146650

    that one is good! (yours too squeak)

    #1146651

    Jax
    Member

    ames: that’s a wonderful nomination! love it! thanks goes to ICOT!

    #1146652

    ames-

    mepal-

    squeak-

    havesomeseichel-

    Jax-

    Thank you.

    The lowering of the bar for yours truly is appreciated.

    #1146653

    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    Lets get the votes in for this one:

    squeak

    Member

    jphone, please do. Then your uniform will be in line with your views.

    #1146654

    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    and this one!

    ames

    Member

    Sometimes people just confuse Saturday and Sunday, them being so close together, and both starting with the letter S and all.

    #1146655

    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    SJSinNYC

    Member

    I wore a jean skirt, tshirt and sneakers to meet Al Gore. I guess I can go to shul like that!

    ames

    Member

    SJS, why? Are you comparing the non-importance of Al Gore to the sacred importance of shul? I may be missing something here.

    feivel

    Member

    SJ

    for Algore that is perfectly fitting attire

    #1146656

    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    a very belated nomination! (from Multiple Shidduch Offers)

    A600KiloBear

    Member

    BS”D

    If you are a bochur or parent of same then just point out that takkono d’Rabbeinu Gershom has expired and that there is a shidduch crisis which affects girls more than boys…(ducking LOL)!

    Posted 1 month ago #

    #1146657

    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    does he ever stop? 😉 Here’s another post and another nomination for the 600’er!

    A600KiloBear

    Member

    BS”D

    Please be aware that contact lenses are not tznius for women unless they are at least 80 den and fully opaque with a seam going down the center.

    -Psak given to me via telephone for the benefit of the CR by Bishas Cherpasoi Moron Baal ha Avnei Skila ve ha Soyif leHereg, Rabbi Dovid Schmoigerman.

    #1146658

    Jax
    Member

    here’s a nomination for POY! it had me rolling!

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    I can only try

    Member

    Hokey-dokey.

    Today’s words that you may want to expunge:

    caddylist

    Escalade, DeVille, Fleetwood.

    liquorish

    squawdrone

    What a brave must listen to in the teepee.

    prankfurter

    A tofu-based wiener for the nine-days.

    shamburger

    More yummy nine-days food.

    smirkurial

    The fastest smile in the west.

    cribbage

    Where a baby kapusta sleeps.

    revoke

    What the vekker did when someone went back to sleep.

    alemint

    What a shikker takes to hide the evidence of a liquid lunch.

    humbug

    A cricket.

    decanter

    consumeme

    What potato kugel would say if it could talk.

    metafour

    mailStrom

    arbietrage

    Posted 1 day ago #

    #1146659

    Jax-

    Thank you, but one is enough.

    I’ve still got “Ames”s hand-crafted award from before.

    How about a nomination for this thread – it’s a nice one:

    http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/feel-good

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    ****It’s POY not TOY**** Mod-80 (always on the job)

    #1146660

    smartcookie
    Member

    ICOT:

    I like that thread too. Its just nice!

    #1146661

    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    POY! From the Tweet Kosel thread

    I don’t know if feivel meant for his post to come out humorous- but I couldn’t stop laughing

    “im with sj on this one

    reminds me, l’havdil

    the biddist munks turn a wheel with prayers written on them

    as they turn the wheel their “prayers” go up to “heaven

    they talk and laugh and eat while they turn the crank”

    #1146662

    ambush
    Participant

    I join ICOT in extending a TOY to Etherh for starting that thread…

    AMAZING!!!

    #1146663

    seeallsides
    Participant

    i nominate oomis and The Wolf – half a cow pun marathon

    #1146664

    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    big-time nomination! from the “Put the girls in the freezer” thread (the thread title itself deserves a nomination)

    jphone

    Member

    There is no need to unplug a freezer, stuff more people into a freezer, pull some out of a freezer or purchase a new freezer……

    #1146665

    Jax
    Member

    & another nomination goes to jphone from the ”put the girls in the freezer” thread”

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    tzippi

    Member

    Mod72, my apologies for my ongoing contributions to the “Shidduch Crisis Discussion Crisis” (SCDC).

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    jphone

    Member

    Tzipi. As a punishment you are hereby sentenced to 3 months in the freezer 🙂

    Posted 3 hours ago #

    & we should also welcome jphone back to the CR!

    #1146666

    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    I’m laughing… and laughing… and laughing…

    POY NOMINATION GOES TO MOD 72 (from the Girls in Freezer thread):

    (mod 72 to AZ)

    Can I interest you in another thread? Perhaps you can submit a joke to the humor thread… if the entire world doesn’t get it then you can keep re-posting it until they do… YW Moderator-72

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