August 3, 2011 2:09 am at 2:09 am #886654
“The Bard” is sort of a fancy nickname
For William Shakespear of literary fame
What it means I don’t know, to my great shame
But I hope my rhymes don’t sound too lameAugust 3, 2011 3:01 am at 3:01 am #886655
msseeker, you no one can ever blame
of making your rhymes sound too lame!
you even remind me of my dear friend Lane,
a fierce little monkey no one could tame!
(yes i know that makes NO sence AT ALL but i ran out of ideas :))August 3, 2011 3:06 am at 3:06 am #886656
mustangrider you made msseeker look beeter
as if he/she hit a double header(even though it was lame)August 3, 2011 3:10 am at 3:10 am #886657
Moskidoodle, are you under the weather?
Explain your doodle, or get your act together
If you did not understand my rhyme
Say so, I’ll explain it in no timeAugust 3, 2011 3:16 am at 3:16 am #886658
i meant betterAugust 3, 2011 3:27 am at 3:27 am #886659
Moski, perhaps it’s the hot and sad season
Your words still have no rhyme or reason!August 3, 2011 4:15 am at 4:15 am #886660
With some people, there’s just no pleasin’
To compliment would be an act of treasonAugust 3, 2011 4:59 am at 4:59 am #886661
Thank you, whoever you are (I don’t like to pry)
You should change your name to Ohd Yosef ChaiAugust 3, 2011 5:11 am at 5:11 am #886662
You are quite welcome (I think!), but please tell me why
My name should be changed -I’m not a crook nor a spyAugust 3, 2011 10:12 am at 10:12 am #886663MichaelCMember
a name tell’s a person’s nature
wherever you are a Tzadik or a instigator
but Joseph is one of us
therefore i love him with all my love XXAugust 3, 2011 3:10 pm at 3:10 pm #886664
If you’re not a krook or a spy
Why do you give every SN a try?August 3, 2011 11:30 pm at 11:30 pm #886665
ms, what do you mean trying every SN
And how did you change a subtitle againAugust 5, 2011 12:04 am at 12:04 am #886666
he used the help of a henAugust 5, 2011 4:37 am at 4:37 am #886667giggle girlParticipant
come on, people,
start rhyming again!
take out a paper
and a ballpoint pen!
write down your thoughts
and let everyone know,
what good poets we have,
let your talents show!
it gives you the chance
to rest, relax, and rhyme,
i hope you write some more
– if you have time!August 5, 2011 4:54 am at 4:54 am #886668
Am yisrael chai, SN means Screen Name
Your collection belongs in the CR Hall of Fame!August 5, 2011 3:59 pm at 3:59 pm #886669
theres no hall of fame what a shame
and only the editor is to blameAugust 5, 2011 4:05 pm at 4:05 pm #886670
msseeker, the CR knows the acronym SN
but you are insinuating I’ve a collection again
If it’s really true that it’s emes you seek
Then perhaps you should consider thinking before you speak.August 5, 2011 5:49 pm at 5:49 pm #886671
Oh, your SN is now newly subtitled!
I thought you’re Joseph; was I entitled?August 5, 2011 9:28 pm at 9:28 pm #886672
A sheker speaker!
You’ve no proof that AYC is him
You are ???? on choshed b’ksherim
SO perhaps it is YOU who should change the SN
To “here goes the shekerspeaker again” 🙂August 5, 2011 10:37 pm at 10:37 pm #886673
I’m really sorry, AYC, but why are you so angry at me? It’s the mod’s fault, or whoever it was that changed your subtitle to Joseph (and then to the current one). How was I supposed to know it’s sheker? I guess you didn’t notice the changes.August 5, 2011 10:42 pm at 10:42 pm #886674
msseeker that didnt rhyme
that wasnt worth a dimeAugust 5, 2011 10:58 pm at 10:58 pm #886675
You accused ayc of giving every SN a try
Without supporting your accusation why
You stated that ayc & Joseph were one and the same
And all of a sudden ayc got a new name
So now the story continues to unfold
That msseeker might be a mod, truth be told… 🙂August 7, 2011 2:16 am at 2:16 am #886676
that rhyme was worth gold!August 7, 2011 2:53 am at 2:53 am #886677
AYC, honestly, you don’t believe me? Didn’t you (or anybody else) notice that your subtitle was Joseph when I posted my silly little rhymes? (Sorry, moski, I’m not in the mood of rhyming when someone accuses me falsely. First let me straighten this out.)August 7, 2011 2:58 am at 2:58 am #886678
msseeker its ok
you can rhyme another dayAugust 7, 2011 3:51 am at 3:51 am #886679
So, moskidoodle, what did u do today?
Did u eat, sleep or go to pray?
I know how rediculous these questions may seem.
But i’m so bored I’m singing row row row ur boat gently down the stream!August 7, 2011 3:13 pm at 3:13 pm #886680
mustangrider i had a dreamAugust 7, 2011 5:52 pm at 5:52 pm #886681
moskidoodle last night had a dream
after ritually applying night cream
now is well refreshed, it would seem
For is quickly composing rhyming ????????August 8, 2011 2:28 am at 2:28 am #886682
songs i like to sing
are songs about spring,
or maybe a luluby
about mama buying me a diamond ring!August 8, 2011 7:09 pm at 7:09 pm #886683
and songs about a string and bals that go pong and ping
which are very special thingsAugust 10, 2011 2:37 am at 2:37 am #886684
its true i looked it up on bingAugust 10, 2011 2:45 am at 2:45 am #886685
your honesty is upliftingAugust 10, 2011 3:03 am at 3:03 am #886686
Me?! A mod?
Why, how odd!
Just thank G-d
I’m not a mod!
Were I a mod
I’d grab the rod
Of a mop or broom
And go vroom-vroom
Clean out the Coffee Room!
I’d suffer no fool
Who tries playing cool
And uses any tool
To break every rule
Like a boy in school
Instead of a fight
Every day and night
Over basics so trite
We’d treat each other
Like sister and brother
And help one another
Kindle the fire
And shteig ever higher
In ???? and ???? ????
????? ?????? ??????
???? ???? ????????
?????, ????, ?????August 10, 2011 3:05 am at 3:05 am #886687giggle girlParticipant
this thread is quite entertaining!August 10, 2011 3:42 pm at 3:42 pm #886688
and not at all paining
did u know yesterday it was rainingAugust 10, 2011 9:12 pm at 9:12 pm #886689observanteenMember
Tomorrow’s Torah potion we’ll be lainingAugust 10, 2011 11:09 pm at 11:09 pm #886690
observateen whats that potion
youre making a commotion
is portion what you meant to say
that well be laining tomorrow day?August 11, 2011 5:47 am at 5:47 am #886691observanteenMember
I wanted to take part in this game
But to my utter shame
The word ‘portion’ came out lame:(
But before you go and blame
Look – you’ve done the same!
Why, there’s an ‘n’ in my name…:)August 11, 2011 6:29 am at 6:29 am #886692Another nameParticipant
Moskidoodle I’d have to guess
his intentions were portion
to that, he would surely confessAugust 11, 2011 3:56 pm at 3:56 pm #886693
observanteen sorry for the stress
i did one letter lessAugust 18, 2011 6:38 pm at 6:38 pm #886694
oy vey i made such a mess
if someone would claen it that would be a nessAugust 18, 2011 6:47 pm at 6:47 pm #886695
i’m a maidEN! Not a maid!
do not expect me to wade
accross the mess you made.
🙂August 18, 2011 7:38 pm at 7:38 pm #886696bein_hasdorimParticipant
The mess I made
was actually a raid
on the kitchen fridge
took some courage,
what a privilege,
sippin a frosty beverage,
without your knowledge.August 18, 2011 11:48 pm at 11:48 pm #886697
The fridge was locked
And fully stocked
But now it’s bare
With nothing thereAugust 19, 2011 1:29 am at 1:29 am #886698
the lock is broken
all the goodies stolen!
mods! mods! how did this happen!
you are in charge and supposed to be wathchin!August 19, 2011 2:17 am at 2:17 am #886699
An unsolved mystery indeed
Contents gone with such speed
At least they left the fridge itself
With just the air on each shelfSeptember 18, 2011 11:44 pm at 11:44 pm #886700
ayc you’re such an elfSeptember 20, 2011 4:29 am at 4:29 am #886701
The fridge needs desperately to be replenished
It’s been a month since its contents were diminished
From soup to nuts, all the food has been finished
Can you volunteer to shop for the perennially famished?November 7, 2011 12:52 am at 12:52 am #886702
no rhymes for a month?
what wrong?there a skunk?
i smell funk
i like to rhyme in the trunkNovember 7, 2011 4:42 am at 4:42 am #886703
Went away on an extended vacation
When maligned with a false accusation
Spent extra time in my REAL occupation
Did lots of chesed, had much appreciation
Returned, now will contribute to this thread
For no one wants to see it go dead
And when this thread’s revival will spread
Hopefully many posts will be coming up ahead!
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