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    basket of radishes
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    The Biblical Death of a Spider

    I was working on my computer tonight and lo and behold a spider came out and found himself crawling on my large Artscroll Tanakh. So I tried to decide what to do. He was not somewhere that I could easily dispose of him and he really did not pose a major annoyance and I really did not want to rearrange my desk items to get “him”. So I just went on with my activities.

    But then it occurred to me that he might crawl into my gum stash or annoy me further so I went to look for the little tan spider.

    I noticed at the top of my Bible that the spider was twitching and partially sandwiched between a few of the bible pages.

    The bible ate the spider. It was a clean kill. I think I found him somewhere between Leviticus and Samuel.

    So long spider. You lived a biblical life and had a biblical death in my eyes.

    #772025
    HaLeiVi
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    The creeps I feel is not from the spider.

    #772026
    am yisrael chai
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    ???? ????? ????? (Iyov 8:14)

    #772027
    am yisrael chai
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    ????? ????? ????? (Yishayahu 59:5)

    #772028
    BSD
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    LOL! RIP.

    #772029

    Did you give him Kevuras Yisroel? 😉

    #772030
    lovebeingjewish
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    maybe the spider was a gilgul and was fulfilling a tikkun

    #772031

    you are really weird/funny! Why don’t you write unique Jewish tale books for children.

    #772032
    gefen
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    always runs fast – i dunno – i think his books might scare the poor little children. 😉

    #772033
    adorable
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    you might be so holy that the holiness burnt the spider

    #772034
    am yisrael chai
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    The eentsy beentsy spider

    ran to find out what the Bible’s about…

    #772035
    veteran
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    “somewhere between Leviticus and Samuel.”

    And I can be found somewhere between California and France.

    Are radishes heretical?

    #772036

    Spider, spider not too bright

    Climbed onto my shelf last night

    Encountered there an Artscroll sefer

    Poor small deceased octopod,

    Now interred under fresh green sod

    While fleas and flies sip their Merlot

    Planning bite-fests, with eyes aglow

    (where’s sammygol? he’s great at this type of thing.)

    #772037
    am yisrael chai
    Participant

    lol Icot!

    #772038

    am yisrael chai-

    Thank you ?

    #772039
    basket of radishes
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    Actually, “always runs with scissors”, I have been doing some writing this past year and have a few books that Jewish children might enjoy. The ones called Tyke Toons as well and the one called “The Tree Forest of the Tree G-d” are likely to be of a level for an older child.

    edited, sorry

    #772040
    miritchka
    Member

    lol!! good one, ICOT!

    #772041
    basket of radishes
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    Thanks, editors, no problem.

    #772042
    am yisrael chai
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    Poor Spidey was just trying to find & memorize its lines for the crack of dawn’s symphony of Perek Shira

    #772043
    Imanonov
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    Spiders? I hate spiders, they drive me crazy!

    Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a cell. It was full of spiders.

    Spiders? I hate spiders, they drive me crazy!

    Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a cell. It was full of spiders.

    Spiders? I hate spiders, they drive me crazy!

    Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a cell. It was full of spiders.

    Spiders? I hate spiders, they drive me crazy!

    Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a cell. It was full of spiders.

    Spiders? I hate spiders, they drive me crazy!

    Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a cell. It was full of spiders.

    etc

    etc

    etc

    #772044
    kapusta
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    Imanonov- Lol!

    *kapusta*

    #772045
    HaLeiVi
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    once?

    #772046

    miritchka-

    Thank you.

    Imanonov-

    l?l

    #772047
    brotherofurs
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    hahaha haleivi

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