The Chumrah Song

Omg I can’t wait it’s gonna be awesome !!

Is that also based on the gemara megilla?

The Chumra song can have doing Bikur Cholim without your shoes.

LevAryeh – love your work!

there is a chumra not to sing. will that be part of the song?

Don’t know a thing about the avaira song but I wanted to be the first to say HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eclipse, how have you been?

Playtime, here

Lyrics:

Every song needs an introduction… because…

CHORUS

A song without an introduction,

Is like chicken soup without no lukshen,

My producer just looked at me and nodded,

I think he wants me to get started.

Testing, testing, aintz tzvai, drai

I eat a gid hanasheh every bite,

I put on my left shoe before my right,

You think I don’t do aveiros? Don’t even wonder,

I never make a brucheh when I hear the thunder,

My wife wears a sheitel, not a tichel,

I eat the herring without the kichel,

I drink every night ad delo yudeh,

I never sing zemiros at the shabbos sudeh,

I hang around with a goyishe oilem,

I never do bikur cholim,

Yeah I hang out with goyim vus iz nisht gemalet,

I don’t put on my paper, beis samech daled.

CHORUS

I spoke to my goyishe friend named Boris,

He wrote me up this little chorus,

It breaks up the song so it doesn’t get boring,

And now we’ll continue with the recording.

I go to shul and I’m just chillin,

I only put on one pair of tefillin,

I never cry when I go to levayos,

I eat the matzah, less than a kezayis,

I don’t even care about chulev stam,

I don’t even like be’er mayim chayim,

I go to the games with Derek Jeter,

I always get married during sefira,

I do aveiros, oid ve’oid,

I never go on trips on chol hamo’ed,

I never daven tefillah be’tzibur,

I listen to the tapes, from Justin Bieber.

CHORUS

I cruise around in my ’05 Taurus,

Blasting out the second chorus,

I feel like I’m rocking up the whole joint,

And now we’re at the halfway point.

I’m such a goy, vus hut du getracht,

I learn the gantzeh nittel nacht,

Chassidim and rebbes are not my types,

I wear the tzitzis without the stripes,

I always say lashon hara,

All my friends do avodah zara,

I’m such a tzioni, I sing Hatikva,

I don’t even pay when I use the mikva,

I changed my name to Sam, from Shmuel,

I don’t even like Eretz Yisrooel,

I don’t ask for a shidduch when I go to Amukah,

I give more than a choimesh to tzedukeh,

I use the Internet for the news,

I do birkas kohanim with my shoes.

CHORUS

Don’t turn it down, don’t ignore us,

Listen up to the final chorus,

I haven’t yet showed you all my cards,

Mir halt shoin by the line fun twenty yards.

I do shnayim mikra without the targum,

When I see an Amaleiki I would never harg him,

I’m the biggest ba’al aveiros in the velt,

I never give my kids any chanuka gelt,

My esrog is always full of black dots,

I always make a brucheh when I wash urchatz,

I eat in the sukkah on Sh’mini Atzeres,

I toivel in the mikvah holding a sheretz,

By Haman’s name I always cheer,

By shulem zuchers I only drink root beer,

By the Purim shpiel I never laugh,

For afikomen I use the smaller half,

I only drink gimmel koises,

I eat tons of marror without charoises,

Rosh Hashana by simanim I eat the shvantz,

By my chasunah I had an aveirah tantz.

CHORUS

Too much of your time I’m already spending,

So now I’m gonna take you to the ending,

I hope you like and I hope you enjoy,

This song about a yid who thinks he’s a goy.

LevAryeh, Tell us a little a bout Yeshiva Lav Aryeh. And did you make these videos to collect for the yeshiva?

Welcome back eclipse.

LevAryeh

Did the Hanhala want this to go on youtube and become an internet sensation?

Hi Lev are you the guy with the hat in the video of “things not to say on a shidduch date” ? If you are you are a wonderful actor you play the part perfectly.

LevAryeh, What is the program of your yeshiva? Is your yeshiva successful in bringing bochurim back to yiddishkeit?

How about “Things not to say to your Shviger?”

Lev Aryeh, your songs are really nice, my whole family loves them! But we think that 1. You could not use so many yiddish or hebrew terms that girls have no idea what it means since they dont use it and they dont learn gemara. 2. That you say the words a little clearer. Besides that u guyz ROCK!

Can we get the lyrics to the Chumrah Song? (way to go!)

Thanks, JF02. I couldn’t make out all the words when I watched the video.

Wow! Ur really talented! My family and I sat there laughing our heads off. Keep up the great work!!! Just curious…how long does it take u to write a song like this?

Impressive! Are you guys planning another music video? We’d love to know that there’s more to look forward to…

I liked it. Especially the bleach and beach parts. It wasn’t quite up to the level of the Aveirah song, but still very funny. Well done.

levaryeh: I haven’t had a chance to watch yet, but I’ve seen rave reviews. I hear the visuals are really cool. You guys are quite talented.