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May 20, 2009 8:07 pm at 8:07 pm #589812Just SmileParticipant
This is a thread for all those HUGE fans of The Purim Story by Torahvision.
The greatest tape out there on the Purim story!
May 20, 2009 8:10 pm at 8:10 pm #1219125moish01Member.we're here
to do
the will of the king!May 20, 2009 8:12 pm at 8:12 pm #1219126Just SmileParticipantGo tell your stupid master that in the house of my father king Belshatzar he wouldn’t have been good enough to clean the horses stables. My father can drink enough wine for a thousand men and wouldn’t get drunk. Achasveirosh has just a few drinks and becomes completely crazy. I refuse to obey his insane command, tell the king I will not come!
May 20, 2009 8:12 pm at 8:12 pm #1219127mepalMemberOh gosh. Maturity please?
May 20, 2009 8:15 pm at 8:15 pm #1219128mepalMemberJust smile, is that all you listen to all day? By us its only on in March.
May 20, 2009 8:16 pm at 8:16 pm #1219129moish01Membersorry i can’t go that high pitched, Just Smile
May 20, 2009 8:21 pm at 8:21 pm #1219130moish01Membermepal, you mean you don’t know it by heart?
May 20, 2009 8:42 pm at 8:42 pm #1219131areivimzehlazehParticipantthis is so entertaining- I’ll have to buy it and catch up on my childhood. Charlie Brown you wanna chip in ๐ I wonder if you know this tape too
May 20, 2009 8:42 pm at 8:42 pm #1219132aussieboyParticipantBalonneeyyyy Salamieeee (or something like that)
May 20, 2009 8:45 pm at 8:45 pm #1219133aussieboyParticipantHere coms haman here comes haman (something) to the king (something) to the quenn everybody swing everbody swing. Everybogy down to the ground because we all bow down when hamans around (haha i love that tape lol)
May 20, 2009 8:45 pm at 8:45 pm #1219134anonymisssParticipanthey, aussie, YOU”RE HERE!!!! YAY!!!
I’m glad to see that you’ve decided to improve your work performance;P
~a~
May 20, 2009 8:45 pm at 8:45 pm #1219135moish01Memberareivim, i didn’t think it was that old but your kids don’t put it on? you’re depriving them, man! the only reason i know it by heart is because even once i grew out of it, there’s always another kid in the house that’s obsessed
May 20, 2009 8:48 pm at 8:48 pm #1219136anonymisssParticipantaussie, the word is second
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May 20, 2009 8:49 pm at 8:49 pm #1219137aussieboyParticipantmoish: You grew out of it????? ๐
anonymisss: Thanks ๐
May 20, 2009 8:57 pm at 8:57 pm #1219138Just SmileParticipantAll day and all night.
And yes I can go that high!
Zeresh – I’m home!
May 20, 2009 8:58 pm at 8:58 pm #1219139aussieboyParticipantBigggg deallll biggg deallll
May 20, 2009 9:15 pm at 9:15 pm #1219140shaatraMemberI know someone who does one of the voices
May 20, 2009 9:19 pm at 9:19 pm #1219141mepalMemberaussie: its ‘salomeeee, baloneeee’ (you gotta listen to it again…you’re forgetting the details ๐ )
May 20, 2009 9:25 pm at 9:25 pm #1219142hi100Memberis it this tape- zeresh i’m home!!!! BIG DEAL… BIG DEAL!!!!!! Who’s the best person(wtvr something like that)lol!
May 20, 2009 9:30 pm at 9:30 pm #1219143areivimzehlazehParticipanthi100- you gotta stick around the CR more often!
May 20, 2009 9:52 pm at 9:52 pm #1219144anonymisssParticipanthi100, that’s the one we’re talking about!!!
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May 20, 2009 10:15 pm at 10:15 pm #1219145an open bookParticipantha this thread is funny! i haven’t heard that tape in years, but every once in a while i hear a kid repeating their favorite part.
May 21, 2009 2:16 am at 2:16 am #1219146frum not crumParticipantEsther my childd, heed my words to you.. even in the darkest hours, keep the torah true. Through you will come salvation for each and every jew. Vaanochi haster astir panai bayom hahu…
I was reading the Meam Loez on Esther and there was lots of word-for-word from the book to the tape and I found myself reading in funny voices… I got a few strange looks.
May 21, 2009 3:28 am at 3:28 am #1219147strivingMemberbigsaaan seresssh bring me a glass of water at once!
funny – bigsan and seresh’s language: “a binga binga boonga”
lol about the salami bologna thing – my whole childhood i tried to figure out what in the world they were saying!
May 21, 2009 3:29 am at 3:29 am #1219148strivingMembermordechai literally sounds like country yossi… is he?
May 21, 2009 5:25 am at 5:25 am #1219149Just SmileParticipantAre you gentlemen ready to order?
Well what have you got?
We’ve got – Portuguese Pig, Scandinavian Snail, Rhinosauraus Bits and Elephant Tails, Californian Clams, and Syrian Snakes, Freeze Dried Ants and Cockroach Cakes, Alaskan…
That’s OK, I’ve lost my appetite
Hey hey hey, and besides, I can’t eat that because I a Jew, and I was brought up on Torah aaaaaand Mitzvos (613 Torah Avenue soundtrack plays in background)
May 21, 2009 5:52 am at 5:52 am #1219150aussieboyParticipantIts a PUSKA! not a PUSHKA!
your supposed to stand in front of the horse not behind it (i love that line haha ๐
DADDY HAMAN…and whos the most despical person person? DADDY HAMANNN! haha ๐
I love this thread its making me smile ๐ Thank you mods for approving this thread and Just Smile for coming up with it ๐
May 21, 2009 6:01 am at 6:01 am #1219151JaxMembermy fave part was always–>good niiiiiiiiiiiiiggghhhht! gooood niggggggggggttttt!(the good night part all stretched out!)
May 21, 2009 6:07 am at 6:07 am #1219152JaxMembermod 42 should be of help to this thread, he’s well versed in ”When Zaidy was Young”!
May 21, 2009 6:29 am at 6:29 am #1219153JaxMemberJust Smile: i love 613 Torah Avenue! i think i have the box of those video-VHS in the basement of those! along with the ”Marvelous Medos Machine” VHSes!
areivim: yeah charlie brown is needed here to jog your childhood memories back!
May 21, 2009 7:13 am at 7:13 am #1219154aussieboyParticipantJax: Wow you can almost open an antiques store lol
May 21, 2009 12:35 pm at 12:35 pm #1219155Feif UnParticipantBrings back good memories…
Bigsan and Seresh, what’s that snake doing in my water barrel?
I think it’s doing the back stroke, your majesty!
May 21, 2009 1:00 pm at 1:00 pm #1219156mazal77ParticipantWe originally had the cassette set and that broke. My husband insisted we get the CD version to replace it. My kids can repeat the whole cassette word for word.
“Here comes Haman, Here comes Haman, second to the king, second to the king, Here comes Haman, Here comes Haman, everybody swing, everybody swing, cause we bow down when Haman around… Salami, Bologna, Salami,” Come to think of it, i can repeat it.
May 21, 2009 10:30 pm at 10:30 pm #1219157YW Moderator-42ModeratorWow, this brings back memories to, let’s see… 2.5 months ago! Awesome tape/CD!
Just to bring a bit of seriousness to this thread…
We can do teshuva
We can repent from our ways
We can do teshuva
Just like in previous days
When all hope seems lost, we turn to Hashem
We can do teshuva
A-a-agaaain
May 21, 2009 11:46 pm at 11:46 pm #1219158Just SmileParticipantLet’s start from the beginning.
The Purim (urim) Story (ory)
Vayehi B’mei achsveirosh, hoo Achasveirosh, Hamolech meyhidu v’ad kush, sheva v’esrim u mayah medina, baymim haheym…
Hear yee Hear yee, The king hereby invites all the inhabitants of the city of Shushan to a royal feast to be held at the kings royal palace.
Hear yee Hear yee, The king hereby invites all the inhabitants of the city of Shushan to a royal feast to be held at the kings royal palace.
A royal feast at the royal palace? I can only wait to taste the food. Who cares about the food (hic) as long as there’s something (hic) to drink.
(waaa waaa wa wa waaaaaaaaaa)
May 22, 2009 12:30 am at 12:30 am #1219159xoxoMemberJust Smile, I know you’re a bored soul, but I didn’t realize how desperate the situation is..
May 22, 2009 2:09 am at 2:09 am #1219160chofetzchaimMemberWow, I love this thread!
Just Smile, you forgot a line,
“That foolish king achashveorosh, always raising our taxes, its about time he did something right with our money.”
A royal feast…
And continue where you left off…
Most of the inhabitants of Shushan were eagerly preparing for the kings royal banquet, most – with the exception of Mordichai Hayihudi who was the teacher and respected leader of the Jewish people.
And now talmidim the pasuk can be understood.
Alright (klap) Mussar Seder…
May 22, 2009 2:19 am at 2:19 am #1219161JaxMemberanother child tape i loved was the Safety tape! that was a really really good tape! anyone remember it?!
There is a new thread for this here – YW Moderator-42
May 22, 2009 2:43 am at 2:43 am #1219162YW Moderator-42ModeratorWe’ve got – Portuguese Pig, Scandinavian Snail, Rhinosauraus Bits and Elephant Tails, Californian Clams, and Syrian Snakes, Freeze Dried Ants and Cockroach Cakes, Alaskan…
Thanks Just Smile. I was never able to make out the “freeze dried ants” part.
May 22, 2009 9:42 am at 9:42 am #1219164Just SmileParticipantCofetzchaim,
I am so embarrassed. I can’t believe I forgot those lines.
Mod-42,
np, I’m a lyrics freak. It took a little while to figure that one out. I’m still not sure if it’s Rhinoceros Bits or Rhinosauraus Pits. I always thought Pits but Bits makes more sense.
I’m a lyrics freak too and I’m pretty sure it’s “Rhinoceros Bits”
May 22, 2009 1:13 pm at 1:13 pm #1219165gavra_at_workParticipantDoes anyone understand why they play the Hungarian Rhapsody during Mordechai’s speech (I think the second one after the decree)? I understand its better than the Bohemian version, but they couldn’t think of anything more somber?
Also appreciate the Wicked Witch clip for Vashti. It goes well with the laugh.
May 22, 2009 2:14 pm at 2:14 pm #1219166Just SmileParticipantHa ha ha, Leah boil a cup of tea for me at one.
Yes you majesty.
A maid should always have a smile on her face while serving her mistress.
Yes you majesty.
Leah, did you tend the garden today as I instructed
No your majesty, I didn’t have a chance to do it yet. I plan to get to it first thing tomorrow morning.
What do you mean you didn’t do it yet. Don’t give me your excuses. I know why you didn’t work today, because its your holy shabbos and you didn’t want to work on shabbos tell me. That’s the real reason. Isn’t it?
May 22, 2009 3:26 pm at 3:26 pm #1219167xoxoMemberLyrics freak.. so thats the excuse..
“I always thought Pits but Bits makes more sense.”
I personally always thought it was … oh why am i even bothering
May 22, 2009 5:53 pm at 5:53 pm #1219168Just SmileParticipantYou think you’re so funny.
Kids these days….
May 25, 2009 6:52 pm at 6:52 pm #1219169YW Moderator-42ModeratorThe “Od Yishama” music by Achashveirosh and Esther’s wedding is funny.
And then there is this song:
Let’s cut and saw the treee
for Mordy Hayiduhdiii
He’ll swing up high
Up in the sky
for one and all to seeee
May 26, 2009 12:54 am at 12:54 am #1219171ambushParticipantoh my… and i thought i listened to it alot…
May 27, 2009 2:36 am at 2:36 am #1219172YW Moderator-42ModeratorAh Haman, my dear friend and close adviser, look at this beautiful banquet that my queen Esther has prepared, why don’t you come and sit right next to me. (snif snif) Hmmph, on 2nd thought maybe you better go sit over there. Woo!
May 27, 2009 2:39 am at 2:39 am #1219173YW Moderator-42ModeratorEsther: That wicked man Haman (graggar sound)
February 15, 2011 12:10 am at 12:10 am #1219175moishyParticipant“we’re here to do the will of the king!”
February 15, 2011 2:15 am at 2:15 am #1219176โ๏ธcoffee addictParticipantyet mods,
he said the same line
:p> mbachur <d:
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