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  • #612916

    Avram in MD
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    All right, I’ve been on this site for several years, and I feel it’s time to go troll. Since there have been so many good examples on this site, I’m having a bit of trouble figuring out what type of troll to be. Maybe you all can help me decide. Should I be a(n)…

    Arson troll – start a thread with an inflammatory question and then walk away?

    Lashon hara troll – bring up a well known person who I know is controversial on this site, and then feign outrage when other posters disparage him/her (pestering the mods would be an added bonus)

    Mesora troll – bash others’ minhagim by claiming they are recent innovations, while vociferously defending my own recently innovated minhagim

    Tznius troll – decry the decline of tznius with an immodest level of detail

    False flag troll – defend a position in such a rude and illogical way that others discredit that position just because I support it

    False dilemma troll – act like bein adam l’makom and bein adam l’chaveiro are mutally exclusive, and that one who emphasizes one is lacking in the other

    Any others to add?

    #1218799

    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    Popa troll.

    #1218800

    Oh my, did I really irk you so?! I humbly croak out my request for mechillah.

    #1218801

    bhe (Joseph)
    Participant

    The best ones can do all the types at once. And the better ones can do that and fool everyone for a long time before anyone suspects anything.

    #1218802

    Avram in MD
    Participant

    </troll>

    Little Froggie,

    Absolutely no need to ask me for mechila – and I hope I’ve not ever caused you distress.

    Back to troll mode now!

    <troll>

    🙂

    #1218803

    How about the one who trolls about trolls? (I protest as to the usage of the word “troll”. perhaps “abusive posters” would be better.)

    #1218804

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    Random bump troll (self explanatory)

    Sock puppet troll (multiple usernames by the same person to support his/her point)

    False source troll (quoting seforim which don’t actually say anything about the topic, or actually contradict the poster)

    Note: the arson troll can be in the middle of a thread.

    #1218805

    squeak
    Participant

    Why cant we all just get along troll

    #1218806

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Combo troll.

    #1218807

    TheTroll
    Member

    Official Troll Time?

    #1218808

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    (insert name here) writes in his sefer that trolling is allowed if you make a bracha on the previous Tuesday. The minhag of saying Birchas HaTrolling on a Monday is a new and made up minhag.

    #1218810

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant
    #1218811

    feivel
    Participant

    Nails It On The Head Anti-Troll.

    reading the news

    succinctly says it all leaving nothing left to say for anyone else.

    #1218812

    Avram in MD
    Participant

    The I’m too frum for the coffeeroom unlike you people yet here I am posting troll: http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/why-are-jewish-chat-rooms-considered-appropriate#post-648209

    #1218815

    golfer
    Participant

    Group-of-bored-guys-pretending-to-be-a-girl-posting-inane-questions-about-seminaries-Troll

    #1218816

    Lilmod Ulelamaid
    Participant
    #1218817

    Lilmod Ulelamaid
    Participant

    Now see if you can say that quickly ten times in a row backwards and forwards.

    #1218818

    SpiderJerusalem
    Participant

    There’s only one me, fellas.

    #1218819

    Lightbrite
    Participant

    This is hilarious:)

    #1218820

    Lightbrite
    Participant

    Avram in MD: What would you do if you ever moved from MD?

    Keep the name?

    Change it?

    Get an explanatory subtitle?

    #1218821

    Lightbrite
    Participant

    RebYidd23: What’s a combo troll?

    Pretzel pizza?

    Pretzel nacho?

    #1218822

    Lightbrite
    Participant

    2yo thread


    Is Trump a Twitter Troll?

    #1218823

    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    The calling-random-people-a-troll troll.

    #1218824

    Avram in MD
    Participant

    lightbrite,

    Avram in MD: What would you do if you ever moved from MD?

    Keep the name?

    Change it?

    Get an explanatory subtitle?

    I’d change the name of wherever I moved to be MD.

    #1218825

    Little Froggie
    Participant

    Same here. If I’d “become a mentch”, I’d call everyone froggies.

    #1673164

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    How about the start a topic and then complain that there’s such a topic troll?

    #1673228

    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    Dy,

    Are you insinuating that justajew is yankelehcohen,

    I never thought of that but it makes 100% sense

    #1673237

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant
    #1673239

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant
    #1673272

    philosopher
    Participant

    Well, I’d say it could be true because the name yankelehcohen with the Sephardi sounding title with the word “tniut” didn’t make sense. As far as I know “yankele” or “yanky” is only used by Ashkenazim.
    Also “yankelecohen” never chimed in after his first post, unless I missed a comment of his.

    #1673300

    ChulenterRov
    Participant

    Anybody want some chulent?

    #1673348

    Yes; you too we know.

    #1673349

    ZionGate
    Participant

    … I’m not all suggesting that it’s true of all 5 Towners, or that there’s anything remotely wrong with it. But it’s how they probably imagine it to be –modern, modern.

    #1673471

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    Also “yankelecohen” never chimed in after his first post, unless I missed a comment of his.

    Arson troll. See the OP. 👆

    #1673473

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    Although I should point out that he managed to incorporate most types listed in the OP…

    #1673474

    ZionGate
    Participant

    “Tzniut” was done on purpose.. my earlier post didn ‘t go thru.

    #1673494

    ZionGate
    Participant

    I am not really sure why you repeatedly insist DY is connected to the other posters but I am clarifying right now that he is not.

    (whether or not he is a troll is another matter altogether….  👹) -29

    #1673511

    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    It seems like he incorporated most of the trolls in one

    I give him an A for that

    Not sure why my other post didn’t go through

    #1673535

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    (whether or not he is a troll is another matter altogether…. 👹) -29

    Depends how you define troll… 😊

    #1674669

    Avram in MD
    Participant

    Post on the CR to say it’s assur to post on the CR troll.

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