Trump and the beis hamikdash 🎺🥙🍲

“….Donald trump is a direct shliach from Hashem to run the USA…”
Hey Sammy….its just rosh chodesh +1 and you’ve already started the marbin b’simcha shtick….so if the Trumpkopf is the Ebeshter’s “direct shaliach” to manage the USA, then it follows that any efforts to impeach him would be mamash apikorsus and if that was followed by criminal charges once he leaves office, than we would see the fire and lightning from Himmel descending on the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Southern District of New York.
Anyway, my suggestion would be for you to go back to the YWN archives and study Trolling 101 by reviewing the 100 Best Joseph Trolls and other tutorial materials because postings like this “shalicah from Hashem” meshugaas won’t get you much reaction. Much hatzlacha in your efforts to get some notice as a Trumpkopf Troll.

Can I dare ask what is the significance of Trump being equated with Moshiach and the Beis Hamikdash, l’havdil?
He is a goy, a not particularly refined human being to put it mildly, and even his good policies towards Israel does not mean the geula is coming closer because of it. The third and final beis Hamikdash will not be built by a goy or by means of a goy’s permission, and it is lack of kavod to the beis hamikdash to compare it to Trump, no matter how good a president he may be and how much you may like his Mideast policies.
By the way, netzach means eternity. Nitzach is win over; same letters, different nikud.

I was expecting this thread for a while now

So we already know that chatzi maneh felafel is the gematria mashiach ben dovid.

(Anyone who says that gematrias dont work with non lashon hakodesh simply is incorrect, as the gemara does so on at least 2 occasions that I have seen, and I have not seen a lot.)

This proves that if we were to just eat more felafel moshiach would come, it also might prove that moshiach is ion fact a felafel sandwich (Though its a machlokes if a falafel is actually a sandwich ayin the debates over whether a hotdog is a sandwich)

Ubiq,
You would be correct if falafel was somehow connected to Wednesday
But it’s well known that falafel is a מוצאי שבת food

“Its nice to make a leitzanus”

It is! Especially as you posted your hilarious purim torah on Rosh chodesh adar. I truly appreciated it thank you .

“The point is that we see a hint in the world to the concept of Mashiach.”
Exactly! and the more hints the better.

“And evrything is working towards or against the jewish people.”
And many Jewish people Love falafel (probably more than Trump) proof positive that Moshiach is in the air.

” According to kabalah, רק refers to torah shebichsav. מה refers to torah shebal peh. Birak, through rak, ubamah, and throughh mah.”

Exactly! and Marak (soup מרק ) combines the Torah shebalpeh (מה) with torah shebal peh ( רק) And as we all know according to kabbalah , if all of klal yisroel would dip their felafel into their marak moshiach would come immediately.
alas instead of us eating falafel marak we are busy writing Purim Torah on online forums

For anyone on this chat giving mussar to OP, please do it respectfully.

It has been pointed out by important Rabbis that the Baal HaTurim wrote on Chumash is largely Gemattrias. And yet that Perish is acceptable as the Baal HaTurim. So while I agree that at times Gemattrias sound and seem non-sensical, if said by somebody Choshuv, they have value.